[eliot mayfield]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Oh, Petal, you are such a darling.

You don't think Bobby-Boy, Justina, and certain others have been big meanies to me? I call for us to pray for the well-being of Sister Jenny and they attack me. What do they have against helping a fellow Christian.

I don't think I've seen you at service. Will you be there this morning?

I've already given you one infraction. Don't make me give you another for whining!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

man that were mean you a big fat meanie! please not be angrys wiv me

you be tellings a fib, cuz there no way lord Jesus call Mr.Bob4God "Mr.4Scrotims", it just not very holy even if it be a holy mistery that one man have 4 scrotims

it not the forum softwares, Mr.WartHost! i were tolded lord God lurve this forums so much that when folk submits a posts he sticks his big meaty fingers into that posts an change the bad words to nice ones before everyone see it, it true!

Oh, Petal, you are such a darling.

You don't think Bobby-Boy, Justina, and certain others have been big meanies to me? I call for us to pray for the well-being of Sister Jenny and they attack me. What do they have against helping a fellow Christian.

I don't think I've seen you at service. Will you be there this morning?

[Petal]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Bob4Scrotums

man that were mean you a big fat meanie! please not be angrys wiv me

I try my best to be just like Christ.

you be tellings a fib, cuz there no way lord Jesus call Mr.Bob4God "Mr.4Scrotims", it just not very holy even if it be a holy mistery that one man have 4 scrotims

Because this forum will substitute the words with something different. Duh!

it not the forum softwares, Mr.WartHost! i were tolded lord God lurve this forums so much that when folk submits a posts he sticks his big meaty fingers into that posts an change the bad words to nice ones before everyone see it, it true!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Bob4Scrotums, you've wasted a lot of time posting various verses which in no way, shape, or form prove your case. The FACT remains that there is no biblical support for the idea that Jesus acknowledges the secular care bear concept of "cuss words" or disdains them. In the end it is just you projecting your secular opinion into scripture. If you have a thin skin then that is your own defect. You referred to me as unsaved. What's to stop me from crying like a little b*tch like you and claiming you violated the very verses you poorly quoted?

Jesus is my exemplar, faggot.

Matthew 5:22, "But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."

Talk harshly to unsaved filth: Check!

Matthew 15:22-26, "And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou Son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us. But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs."

Degrading and calling people names: Check!

John 2:3-8, "Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment. Then saith one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, which should betray him, Why was not this ointment sold for three hundred pence, and given to the poor? This he said, not that he cared for the poor; but because he was a thief, and had the bag, and bare what was put therein. Then said Jesus, Let her alone: against the day of my burying hath she kept this. For the poor always ye have with you; but me ye have not always."

Screw helping the poor; life is short mentality: Check!

John 2:13-15, "And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem, And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting: And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables"

Using force to make your point: Check!

Matthew 10:34, "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

Promoting strife and violence against unbelievers: Check!

Luke 12:51-52, "Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three."

Divider of communities: Check!

Matthew 15:17-18, "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled."

Oh, yeah!!! Jesus really opens the flood gates there!

Luke 19:27, "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

Serve Jesus or die mentality: Check!

I try my best to be just like Christ.

You resort to big red letters, numerous exclamation points, and more nasty language to drive your points home. And by the way, sir, if these words aren't inappropriate, why are they censored in your posts?

Because this forum will substitute the words with something different. Duh!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Praise and Glory Bob4!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Amen!! Preach it Bob4!!

[Bob4God]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

GOD dished out punishments to BOTH Adam and Eve, not just Eve. As is typical of unsaved trash such as you (which you are currently under investigation for, I might add,) you are taking the Lord's book out of context. Eve was guilty of mankind's original sin, thus punished heavily. This is not an excuse to say that GOD favors women over men, as I have never stated.

The problem is that you are unsaved and are attempting to understand GOD's ways. What He does in one situation may not be suitable for another. It was our own Pastor Deacon Fred who has said that it is not our place to question how the Lord gets his kicks. Anybody who has ever paid attention to the good pastor during church would know this.

You don't have to give a rat's rear about what I think, you should care about what GOD thinks, and you can find out in HIS book, which you quite enjoy quoting but leave much to be desired when it comes to understanding.

You've taken verses from four different books and are attempting to use them to justify your disgusting, unholy language. If you don't understand the term "filthy communication," you will fall quite short of understanding anything else the Bible has to say.

As I would with a little child, I will try yet again to help you understand. Please read the following, James 3:5-13

Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth! (this means that even though the tounge is physically a small part of our bodies, it can cause great trouble and do much evil, such as tearing people down to build yourself up, bragging on your appearance, and using filthy language.)


And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell. (A sharp, evil tongue defiles the whole person.)

For every kind of beasts, and of birds, and of serpents, and of things in the sea, is tamed, and hath been tamed of mankind:

But the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison. (You CANNOT change yourself, you must rely solely on the grace of GOD ALMIGHTY. Your speech and actions currently do not indicate this has happened in your life.)

Therewith bless we God, even the Father; and therewith curse we men, which are made after the similitude of God. (Some basic respect of Christian brothers and sisters is required, for we are all made in the image of our Heavenly father, even you sir, though you have chosen to deny His spirit and speak evil among us, and curse us.)

Out of the same mouth proceedeth blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not so to be.

Doth a fountain send forth at the same place sweet water and bitter? (If you claim to be a follower of Christ, but behave in a manner contrary to His teachings, you are a hypocrite. Do I need to tell you how GOD feels about hypocrites, sir? His SON likened them to vipers.)

Can the fig tree, my brethren, bear olive berries? Either a vine, figs? so can no fountain both yield salt water and fresh. (You are either one or the other. There is no middle area.)
Who is a wise man and endued with knowledge among you? Let him shew out of a good conversation his works with meekness of wisdom. (A wise man speaks kindly to his brothers and sisters, and toils in the service of the LORD. He doesn't spout his vile opinions on others.)

It doesn't matter how many times you claim to be a Christian and quote the Bible, your ACTIONS give you away. Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.-Mat 7:21

You resort to big red letters, numerous exclamation points, and more nasty language to drive your points home. And by the way, sir, if these words aren't inappropriate, why are they censored in your posts?

You seem to have posted an image from the film "Gladiator." Are you using it as an example of how True Christians should behave? Do you ever engage in worship, study, or fellowship, sir? Perhaps Ms. Betty Bowers, America's best Christian, can help you open your eyes, heathen. Yes, I'm sending you to be REBUKED BY A WOMAN, sir.

This whole thing started because you were attacking one of our righteous ladies of Landover in a vile manner. As a gentleman and a follower of CHRIST, I am only doing my duty to protect her from your visciousness. There is a difference between ruling over your woman (who Justina is NOT) and being abusive and cruel. Any man with the guidance of GOD will never have trouble seeing the difference.

You are screaming in all directions at those of us who are trying to be patient yet firm with you, but you will have none of it.

Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye. -Mat 7:5

By the way, you have shown yourself to be nowhere near of the glory of the Arch Angel Michael, nor do you come close to the honor and character of our fine troops.

And if I were a dirty, peace-loving hippy, sir, I would say to you "it's, like, all okay dude, be who you wanna be! I'll accept you whoever you are, no matter how much latent homosexuality you're hiding!"

I will say again: Give your heart to JESUS and let the LORD guide your actions and words! IN JESUS' NAME, I PRAY.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Warlord,

GOD has equal distaste for both male AND female sinners.

WRONG!!!!

Both Adam AND Eve ate the fruit of the Tree, yet the woman's indiscretion was viewed as being worse than Adam, the man.

Genesis 3:16 states, "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

It's womens' fault that we must die and suffer here on Earth even though both the man and the woman committed the same transgression.

Numbers 12:1-2 states,"And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman. And they said, Hath the LORD indeed spoken only by Moses? hath he not spoken also by us? And the LORD heard it", and ends in verses 9-10, "And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed. And the cloud departed from off the tabernacle; and, behold, Miriam became leprous, white as snow: and Aaron looked upon Miriam, and, behold, she was leprous."

Clearly, Jesus disliked it when men stray from righteousness, but he is livid when a woman commits the same crime.

If you would go back and read the WHOLE verse of Colossians 3:8, it also admonishes us to put "filthy communication" out of our dialog, and that would include all of the cuss words you've spewed out like an angry demon. Instead, you try to escape the issue and start accusing me of practicing witchcraft and the like.

I don't give a rat's ass about what you THINK is "filthy communications". What does JESUS identify as filthy? Escape the issue? HA!!! I run circles around you when it comes to scripture you salad bar pick'n'choser unsaved trash.

Psalms 14:1-3 states, "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God. They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one."


Unrighteousness is filthy in the Lord's eye!!!

Revelations 22:11 says, "He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still."

Righteousness is compared as an antonym to injustice and filthiness to holiness.

Zecharia 3:3 states, "Now Joshua was clothed with filthy garments, and stood before the angel."

Unwashed.

1 Timothy 3:8 states, "Likewise must the deacons be grave, not doubletongued, not given to much wine, not greedy of filthy lucre"

Anything gained through sin is filthy(in this case money).

So where do you get off claiming that so-called "cuss word" constitute anything "filthy", b*tch? The concept of "cuss words" is secular bullshit. Just like evolution, freedom of speech, and freedom of religion.

Go suck on a Mexican's uncircumcised penis? True Christians do not encourage the practice of homosexuality, sir.

I never said anything about you sucking on anyone's penis. Get your head out of the gutter, faggot.

Where in the Bible can YOU show ME that it's okay to use the expletives that you so far have and to rant and rave and carry on like a madman?

You did not just ask me to prove a negagtive... did you? HA!! What a loser!

OK, where in the Bible does it state to chew solids before you swallow?

Hint: it doesn't.

Next time you eat an apple; do us all a favor and don't chew, dimwit.

By the way, anybody who dresses up in the fashion that YOU do is in no position to call anybody else a faggot.

I guess you think the Archangel Michael dresses gay too?



How about these guys?



Gay, huh? Let me guess. You're a peace loving hippie who would sell us all to the muslims in order to attain "peace". Islam is a religion of "peace" afterall.

Enjoy Hell, sinner.

[Bob4God]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Gaywhore,

GOD has equal distaste for both male AND female sinners. Sin is sin, and all our righteousness are as filthy rags, until we obtain the sweet, precious love of JESUS.

If you would go back and read the WHOLE verse of Colossians 3:8, it also admonishes us to put "filthy communication" out of our dialog, and that would include all of the cuss words you've spewed out like an angry demon. Instead, you try to escape the issue and start accusing me of practicing witchcraft and the like.

Go suck on a Mexican's uncircumcised penis? True Christians do not encourage the practice of homosexuality, sir.

It seems to me that YOU are the salad bar poser. You focus on GOD's instructions not to allow women to be exalted above men, yet you ignore his commands to put away filthy language. Where in the Bible can YOU show ME that it's okay to use the expletives that you so far have and to rant and rave and carry on like a madman?

As crazy as you're acting, I'd be more inclined to think that you ARE a female yourself, without a good man to keep her stable and under control.

By the way, anybody who dresses up in the fashion that YOU do is in no position to call anybody else a faggot.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Are you SURE you're not Andrew Watkins?

He was just as prone to obsessions over women. And professional wrestlers. And was equally fascinated by

a mexican's uncircumcised penis

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Okay Vayhr, you're in for a rebuking:
I'm shaking in my boots...

First, your language is deplorable!

"Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers." -Ephesians 4:29

My posts to Justina ARE "good to the use of edifying", you incompetent dimwit. A woman thinking she is greater in God's eye's than a man? I am setting her straight. If you think she is YOUR better than so be it... FAGGOT!!!

"But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth." - Colossians 3:8

Oh, so you know my emotional state even though you are miles away? Now you are a psychic, eh? An empath perhaps? What does Jesus think about your ilk?

Deuteronomy 18:10-12 states, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."

There's no such thing as a True Christian who speaks the way you do, no matter how many verses they know!

What would you know about Christianity, faggot? Go choke on a mexican's uncircumcised penis you sub-female faggot bottom feeder. If you ignore God's position on women being inferior to men you are just another salad bar poser. Disagreeing with me is to disagree with God because I follow the Word of God.

You started this whole thread to glorify yourself, by pretending to be concerned about Jenny, who you assume must be lusting after you because you're just so attractive, aren't you? What woman could resist a man whose mouth resembles an oozing sewage drain? It's obvious that you are a very arrogant person, and GOD despises arrogance, sir.

"And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted." - Matthew 23:12

Well, seeing as her issue started after her first one on one encounter with me I'd have to assume that I am partly at fault. She did attempt to seduce me me after all. She got all hot and heavy, but came out empty handed because I am not the kind of guy to mess around with chicks I barely know. There is nothing vain about the truth.

Now Jenny has come a long way. There were some issues going on at the church and she was under a lot of pressure so I forgive her for her lapse in judgment. She is only a woman after all. By the grace of Jesus I was able to resist her charms and thus deliver her from possible sin.

PRAISE JESUS FOR WALKING WITH ME
JESUS IS MY SAVIOR AND MY GUIDE
I AM SAVED THROUGH HIS SACRIFICE
ALL GLORY BE TO CHRIST JESUS
WHO CREATED ME MALE
AND NOT A LOWLY FEMALE

NOW STOP DERAILING THIS THREAD YOU GODLESS HEATHENS!!!!!

JENNY, ARE YOU WELL. HAS THE FLOODING STOPPED?

[Bob4God]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Okay Vayhr, you're in for a rebuking:

First, your language is deplorable!

"Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers." -Ephesians 4:29

"But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth." - Colossians 3:8

There's no such thing as a True Christian who speaks the way you do, no matter how many verses they know!

You started this whole thread to glorify yourself, by pretending to be concerned about Jenny, who you assume must be lusting after you because you're just so attractive, aren't you? What woman could resist a man whose mouth resembles an oozing sewage drain? It's obvious that you are a very arrogant person, and GOD despises arrogance, sir.

"And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted." - Matthew 23:12

"Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves." - Philippians 2:3

"A man's pride shall bring him low: but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit." - Proverbs 29:23

The spirit of GOD is not with you, Vayhr. You know what that means? It means that if you're not with HIM, you're with the devil. You are a hateful, arrogant, abusive, foul-mouthed, hot-tempered, sinful exhibitionist. True Christians understand that these traits are the sole privilege of GOD, and certainly not that of an unsaved piece of trash verbally assaulting a fine True Christian lady such as Mrs. Thyme.

I rebuke you in the name of the one true GOD for your awful behavior! Repent and accept GOD's forgiveness, or sizzle and bubble in the burning barrel that we call 'hell' that GOD has set up in his backyard to dispose of trash like you!

[Magikarp]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

ololol i can swer i is so u|3eeR 1337

Look, you stupid retarded pile of crap, do you not understand the hierarchy of the forums?

You are a MEMBER. Justina is a TC. TC's outrank MEMBERS. Geddit?

p.s I hate you for making me agree with them.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Ahahahahahahahahaha! I never would have imagined that I'd be wasting my time with a DEMON named CLARENCE who is not only borderline evil, but psychotic and language-poor:

Heifer
"Suck on it"
C*nt
F*cking
Faggot
Loser
B*tch

Where does the Bible say using any of those words constitutes a sin? Scripture please.

And I'M psychotic? Me?

Justina sweetie, you exorcised a pile of laundry lent.

You poor retarded, heifer.

An impressive list of epithets--or it would be if I were impressed by such. As it is, after reading your childish excuse for a retort to my exhortation, I've realized that you're more sad than threatening.

What is sad is a so-called "True Christian" who pulls crazy ideas out of her simple woman head with NO BIBLICAL SUPPORT!!! You're just like the rest of the unsaved trash; ignoring scripture and following your own compass.

You're a woman. I'm a man. That makes me better than you. If you don't believe that then you don't believe in the Bible. It's all or nothing. Jesus doesn't accept half-assedness.

Matthew 6:24 says, "No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon."


So much for the "True Christian" title having any importance. You can go sit with Akmed Ahimaaz Shabaaz bin Smith Abdulah in the sinners' corner.

You are not my husband; therefore, I need not submit to you.

You need to submit to Jesus!!!

I wash my hands of you.

Good riddance. Your incessant derailment of this thread was very unchristian. The real issue here is Jenny's nonstop vaginal flow. Has anyone spoken with her? Have our prayers finally healed her vagina drool problem?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Ahahahahahahahahaha! I never would have imagined that I'd be wasting my time with a DEMON named CLARENCE who is not only borderline evil, but psychotic and language-poor:

Heifer
"Suck on it"
C*nt
F*cking
Faggot
Loser
B*tch

An impressive list of epithets--or it would be if I were impressed by such. As it is, after reading your childish excuse for a retort to my exhortation, I've realized that you're more sad than threatening.

Why don't you toddle on upstairs from your room in your parents' basement and ask your mommy or daddy what the phrase "paper tiger" means? You are but a weak little DEMON in the lower echelons of hell, using your silly, blustering expletives to try to frighten me into submission.

1 Corinthians 13:11
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Go back and read your own post. Is that the work of a mature, rational mind, or of a ghetto-class, intellectually-challenged DEMON?

The Holy Bible commands thusly:

Ephesians 5:23
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

You are not my husband; therefore, I need not submit to you.

I wash my hands of you. Enjoy eternity in hell.