[Bob4God]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

"He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city." -Proverbs 16:32

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

You're a naughty boy, Clarence.

Get to my house after Bible Study. I believe I have something for you.

Really?

I'll be over tonight!!!! ...for after Bible study Bible study so that we can study the Bible. And maybe sneak in a wrestling match. You don't think I'm just going to take the spanking do you?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

All right, you little shit. Enough is enough. There's one more fundamental thing you don't seem to understand, and that's that it takes more than a tallywhacker dangling between your legs to make a man.

Book and verse, heifer!!! BOOK AND VERSE!!! What are you? Some unsaved trash who uses her own moral compass and personal opinion?!?! HA! Jesus IS my opinion!!!

SUCK ON IT, YOU C*NT!!!

I RRREEEEEAAAAAALLY can't stand you pick and chooser salad bar christians who only believe in the parts of the Bible that make you feel all warm a cozy inside.

Jesus doesn't like it when people ignore His Word and think for themselves for Deuteronomy 29:19 says, "And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst: The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven."

!!!You are either with Jesus or against Him!!!

Revelations 3:15-16 says "I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

And FYI, my Godly husband is sitting at my side as I write this.

Wait wait wait... hold on. At YOUR side? HE is at YOUR side?!?! BWAA HA HA HA HAHAAAAA!!! And he'll be at your side in HELL, like a f*cking FAGGOT loser sidekick!!! The man is at the woman's side?!?!?!

I have his full approval. He asks me to add that if you were here in person, you wouldn't make it as far as the front door.

...BEFORE I'VE SMEARED HIS ENTRAILS ON YOUR FRONT STEPS!!!

You and your faggot husband must have had yourselves a huge celebration when Huckabee lost the Republican primary. For if he ever was elected president and returned America to Christ Jesus's law I'd smash your husband's head, shave your head, make you my b*tch, and then send you on your way when I was done with you per Jesus' instruction!!!

Deuteronomy 21:10 "When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house; and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her."

I'd show you how a REAL man handles his wife. Have you ever been manhandled, Justina?

I know a DEMON when I encounter one and you fit all of the criteria, right down to acting as an INCUBUS to impregnate a True Christian™ member of this congregation.

Who told you W-what? What are you talking about? I.. I.. What? Who is pregnant? Nobodies pregnant!!!

You are cunning, but yours is the cunning of an animal. You are strong, but only with the strength of brute force, not of mind or spirit.

Basically, I'm everything you can't get from your husband.

[Talitha]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Look her, woman. I've about had just about enough of your sass mouth. What you need to do is get in the kitchen and fix your husband a sandwich. Do the laundry, wash the dishes, vacuum the floor. Hell, lay on your back, spread your legs and pray for your husband to impregnate you - but do not get sassy with a man of God. I think I've already been over the issue of female inferiority.

Jesus says I OUT RANK YOU, heifer.

You think some forum title means anything? Shit, Mullah Akbar Ahimaaz bin Smith Shiek Muhammed has "True Christian" under his name and he is a god damned sinner.



I know one thing for sure. If YOU don't receive an infraction for running your yappity trap to YOUR MALE BETTER the moderators aren't doing their job. Have you even read the Bible? Does your husband know you are online shaming yourself in this fashion?

Now stop derailing this thread!!! Jenny needs our prayers. I will not stand by while a member of the BODY is in pain.

Now, Vayhr sweetie, what have I told you about shouting at our True Christian™ Ladies?
If Sister J was some Godless Hellbound Sinner then I'd understand, but under the circumstances I think your shouting at her was very misplaced.
You're a naughty boy, Clarence.

Get to my house after Bible Study. I believe I have something for you.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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fake-metal plastic helmet and warrior armor

I'm still a little unnerved by this little detail....

Vayhr, can you explain your rational that eases your conscious of dressing in such a fashion plastic or not?

You say that you dress like a "gladiator", correct? You must know that the romans were not only godless pagans but that all roman soldiers were assigned younger recruits to satiate their lusts in a most ungodly manner to keep them from having any desire to return home to their families/wives.

While I am quite aware that gladiators and the rank and file that made up the armies of rome are not the same thing, the distinction is not as easily made in this day and age.

Maybe Jenny's not the one we should be praying for?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Look her, woman. I've about had just about enough of your sass mouth. What you need to do is get in the kitchen and fix your husband a sandwich. Do the laundry, wash the dishes, vacuum the floor. Hell, lay on your back, spread your legs and pray for your husband to impregnate you - but do not get sassy with a man of God. I think I've already been over the issue of female inferiority.

Jesus says I OUT RANK YOU, heifer.

You think some forum title means anything? Shit, Mullah Akbar Ahimaaz bin Smith Shiek Muhammed has "True Christian" under his name and he is a god damned sinner.



I know one thing for sure. If YOU don't receive an infraction for running your yappity trap to YOUR MALE BETTER the moderators aren't doing their job. Have you even read the Bible? Does your husband know you are online shaming yourself in this fashion?

Now stop derailing this thread!!! Jenny needs our prayers. I will not stand by while a member of the BODY is in pain.

All right, you little shit. Enough is enough. There's one more fundamental thing you don't seem to understand, and that's that it takes more than a tallywhacker dangling between your legs to make a man. And FYI, my Godly husband is sitting at my side as I write this. I have his full approval. He asks me to add that if you were here in person, you wouldn't make it as far as the front door.

I know a DEMON when I encounter one and you fit all of the criteria, right down to acting as an INCUBUS to impregnate a True Christian™ member of this congregation.

INCUBUS AND SUCCUBUS: DEMONS THAT HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH YOU

"Father, in JESUS' name I ask you to forgive me of all my sins. I repent Lord. Come into my life. Fill me with the Holy Spirit. With your help, I will stop sinning (John 5:14). Amen."

INCUBUS: A spirit or demon thought in medieval times to lie on sleeping persons, especially women, with whom it sought sexual intercourse.

SUCCUBUS: In folklore, a female demon thought to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

Above definitions came from Webster's Dictionary.

INCUBI: Demonic sexual attacks on females; may be caused by sexual sins, witchcraft spells, curses of lust, inherited curses, can attack children.

SUCCUBI: Demonic sexual attacks on males, may be caused by the same as Incubi above.

Forget medieval times and folklore, these demons are for real! It's not a dream, and it is not your imagination.

If you have encountered this situation, DELIVERANCE and Spiritual Warfare can stop it.

The following excerpts are from another ministry in a booklet titled Sex with Demons - Nightmares, Incubus and Succubus:

Sexual experiences with demonic spirits are very real even in this day and age. I have personally taken both men and women through DELIVERANCE, that have experienced this and some became bound by the spirits of Incubus and Succubus. I have personally taken both men and women through DELIVERANCE, where the witch or warlock has actually, through the use of astral travel, seduced them, having sexual relations with them as they slept, with them thinking it was only a dream. This having been done through the utilization of "familiar" spirits.

In every DELIVERANCE situation of this nature the one thing that has been required is total and complete honesty from the person seeking the DELIVERANCE. I have taken some individuals through DELIVERANCE and the Holy Ghost has caused those spirits to manifest (reveal themselves). Some individuals have enjoyed the sexual experience with those demons, thus DELIVERANCE was not effective.

In some instances, I have found that those spirits have entered in through masturbation and fantasy lust. If the individuals renounce the fantasy lust and stopped masturbating, they were DELIVERED. I have taken several individuals through DELIVERANCE from those demons and I've found that people have been violated (raped) by spirits, not actually wanting to believe it or not understanding what happened to them until DELIVERANCE revealed it. But they know that they had experienced something painful and undesirable.

I have taken individuals through DELIVERANCE, that have felt the bed moving, felt their bodies responding uncontrollably, yet their rational, logical mind could not comprehend it. So they wrote it off as a dream. These demonic spirits that function in this sexually perverse way must be renounced and cast OUT, in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ.

Essentially, the incubus is a lewd demon which seeks sexual intercourse with women. It is also termed follet (French), alp (German), duende (Spanish) and folletto (Italian). The corresponding female demon who appears to men is the succubus. When associated with one particular witch or sorcerer, both incubus and succubus are known as magistellus, or "familiar". Inasmuch as the nightmare dream is sexual in latent content, incubus is often used interchangeably with The Mare Demon; in fact, the Latin word for nightmare is incubo (to lie upon). The incubus can assume either a male or a female shape. Sometimes he appears as a full-grown man, sometimes as a satyr or in the form of a demon; and if it is a woman who has been received as a witch, the incubus generally assumes the form of an animal.

Succubus is a demon in female form, specialized in seducing men. Although feminine in meaning, in form this medieval Latin word, succubus, is masculine (because demons were supposedly sexless) the feminine form succuba (strumpet) is occasionally found.

If you have or are having dreams or nightmares of a sexual nature that you know are as real as life, dreams where you cannot exactly distinguish the real from the unreal, please seek DELIVERANCE. Don't allow satan and his demonic hosts to degrade your body, which is the Temple of God.

The demon MARE: Works with the Incubus and Succubus demons. This demon is alleged to cause dreams of sexual content coupled with those evil spirits.

NIGHT SPELLS: Charms or enchantments by night, used by witches and warlocks.

NIGHTMARE or MARE: The demon or mare alleged to cause bad dreams. The dream itself is called a nightmare.

MARE: The supposed demon which, during the night, sits on the chest and causes feelings of suffocation and choking. Causing a feeling of being paralyzed and that the weight is crushing the breath out of a person.

There are humans who have the ability for out-of-body experiences. It may also be them that are "visiting" you as you sleep. Cutting their silver cord, in the name of Jesus, will make them disappear.

If you are attacked by these demons, pray this way:

"In the name of Jesus, I bind up these demons, and I command them to leave me and my home. I cut all ungodly silver cords."

If you are unable to speak, you can just THINK these prayers or the word JESUS. It works!

You are cunning, but yours is the cunning of an animal. You are strong, but only with the strength of brute force, not of mind or spirit. We shall overcome you. We cannot fail. We are with God. You have only the minions of hell.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Put down your plastic sword and pick up a Bible!

And don't forget to trade in the fake-metal plastic helmet and warrior armor for

GODLY AMERICAN BLUEJEANS, AND A CRISP WHITE SHIRT WITH A VEST AND TIE!

JESUS loves the cleancut look, warhost guy!

[Bob4God]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Vayhr, SHAME on you for your language!

If you're going to act like a child, you will be treated like one come judgement day, and have your mouth washed out with fiery brimstone by the LORD JESUS!

Put down your plastic sword and pick up a Bible!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

I shall send Aunt Flo from Red River over to cheer her up

That's the spirit!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

There is something you don't seem to understand here, Vahyr of the Whatever. I shall put it simply so that you can grasp it:

Look at the status line under your name. It says "Member."

Look at the status line under Sister Jenny's name. It says "True Christian."

A True Christian™ heavily outranks a Member in the hierarchy* of our church. It is a position to be earned, not given lightly. Therefore, you are not on an equal footing with her, nor with any other person whose rank is that of True Christian™.

Look her, woman. I've about had just about enough of your sass mouth. What you need to do is get in the kitchen and fix your husband a sandwich. Do the laundry, wash the dishes, vacuum the floor. Hell, lay on your back, spread your legs and pray for your husband to impregnate you - but do not get sassy with a man of God. I think I've already been over the issue of female inferiority.

Jesus says I OUT RANK YOU, heifer.

You think some forum title means anything? Shit, Mullah Akbar Ahimaaz bin Smith Shiek Muhammed has "True Christian" under his name and he is a god damned sinner.

We are your superiors, and you would do well to remember that before the moderators and Pastors of this house of worship decide to infract your sorry ass to the point of banning you permanently. In other words, show some respect for your elders, TC-wannabe. Understand now?

I know one thing for sure. If YOU don't receive an infraction for running your yappity trap to YOUR MALE BETTER the moderators aren't doing their job. Have you even read the Bible? Does your husband know you are online shaming yourself in this fashion?

Now stop derailing this thread!!! Jenny needs our prayers. I will not stand by while a member of the BODY is in pain.

[SUV]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

I shall send Aunt Flo from Red River over to cheer her up

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

There is something you don't seem to understand here, Vahyr of the Whatever. I shall put it simply so that you can grasp it:

Look at the status line under your name. It says "Member."

Look at the status line under Sister Jenny's name. It says "True Christian."

A True Christian™ heavily outranks a Member in the hierarchy* of our church. It is a position to be earned, not given lightly. Therefore, you are not on an equal footing with her, nor with any other person whose rank is that of True Christian™. We are your superiors, and you would do well to remember that before the moderators and Pastors of this house of worship decide to infract your sorry ass to the point of banning you permanently. In other words, show some respect for your elders, TC-wannabe. Understand now?

*hi·er·ar·chy Audio Help /ˈhaɪəˌrɑrki, ˈhaɪrɑr-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hahy-uh-rahr-kee, hahy-rahr-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation–noun, plural -chies. 1.any system of persons or things ranked one above another. 2.government by ecclesiastical rulers. 3.the power or dominion of a hierarch.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Who is "we", Clarence?

Dear sweet Jesus, she doesn't even know who we are anymore. This is worse than I thought. Come on everyone. It is imperative that we keep up a strict prayer regiment.

1 Corinthian 12:14-20 states, "For the body is not one member, but many. If the foot shall say, Because I am not the hand, I am not of the body; is it therefore not of the body? And if the ear shall say, Because I am not the eye, I am not of the body; is it therefore not of the body? If the whole body were an eye, where were the hearing? If the whole were hearing, where were the smelling? But now hath God set the members every one of them in the body, as it hath pleased him. And if they were all one member, where were the body? But now are they many members, yet but one body."

Who are "we"? We, the Landover Baptist Church Congregation, are the Body of Christ on Earth.

Do you think yourself a Pastor now?

No, Jenny.

Is being a pastor a prerequisite in order to try and help a fellow church member? I think not.

1 Corinthian 12:21-27 states, "And the eye cannot say unto the hand, I have no need of thee: nor again the head to the feet, I have no need of you. Nay, much more those members of the body, which seem to be more feeble, are necessary: And those members of the body, which we think to be less honourable, upon these we bestow more abundant honour; and our uncomely parts have more abundant comeliness. For our comely parts have no need: but God hath tempered the body together, having given more abundant honour to that part which lacked: That there should be no schism in the body; but that the members should have the same care one for another.And whether one member suffer, all the members suffer with it; or one member be honoured, all the members rejoice with it. Now ye are the body of Christ, and members in particular."

And like any body, each member must work together and support each other for the greater good. We are your friends, Jenny. You don't have to go it alone. If you suffer, I suffer. When you are feeling better, I will be feeling better.

Oh, dear. Perhaps they have a nice room for you next door to our dear friend Petal.

Should we pray for Petal too? I think that is something that is missing among this True Christian community. So much effort is put into praying for heathens that we sometimes we forget to give ourselves some Love.

[JennyD]

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We only wish to help you.

Who is "we", Clarence?

Do you think yourself a Pastor now?

Oh, dear. Perhaps they have a nice room for you next door to our dear friend Petal.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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If you actually dress like that you will be one of Satan's favorite anal orifices in hell.