[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

If you'd just become a Eunuch for the sake of the Kingdom of Heaven, like Lord Jesus suggested, you wouldn't have a scrotum.

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Has anyone investigated the possibility that Vahyr may be an agent of B. Hussein Osambo sent to infiltrate God's Favorite Church?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

A fine effort this thread is! You have noticed, haven't you, Voyeur, that no one is in any hurry to begin praying for Sister Jenny? Could that be because she is not the one who needs Divine intercession?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

You have noticed, haven't you, Vayhr, that no one is in any hurry to begin praying for Sister Jenny?

And you call yourself a Christian. What has dear sweet Jenny ever done to you to warrant the malice and hatred you direct toward her? Luckily, thanks to the prayers of people like me who actually care about her, Jenny's issue subsided last week. Try and keep up with the times, Thyme.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Could that be because she is not the one who needs Divine intercession?

Well? What reply have you for this question?

I see that you seem to be in your "calm/coherent" state now, DEMON. Perhaps the LORD has worked His wonders through someone else besides me? If so, GLORY!

If not, all you have to do is whistle. You do know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and... blow.

[Talitha]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Heck, I am staying at a Tali's house because of the flooding. So for all intents and purposes I live in Freehold, f*cker!!!

I've been meaning to talk with you about that.
Your room.
The Maid has been finding a mountain of used paper Handkerchiefs under and around your bed.
I hope this isn't what I think it might be?








If your getting those Asthmatic attacks again I'm taking you straight round to see a Doctor.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

Sister Talitha, is it wise to have a demon-possessed Dungeons and Dragons nerd staying at your home?

Perhaps Sister Justina should come and conduct an exorcism!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

If not, all you have to do is whistle. You do know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and... blow.

*whistles*

Sounds like a plan. So when would you like me to come over for a DEMON inspection? I have this ability to move my tongue at an extremely fast like a snake. Couple that with the fact that I have a longer tongue than most; Do you think I still have remnant DEMON after effects?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Prayer request for Jenny

I've been meaning to talk with you about that.
Your room.
The Maid has been finding a mountain of used paper Handkerchiefs under and around your bed.
I hope this isn't what I think it might be?

If your getting those Asthmatic attacks again I'm taking you straight round to see a Doctor.

That was weeks ago, woman, and after we had that scare. You know... when you found out you reached "menopause". I was so worried about you that I got a little weepy eyed. I'm man enough to admit it. That or the DEMON was influencing my tear ducts.