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  • Brother Larry
    True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2013
    • 234
    #16
    Re: God gave me hemorrhoids - please pray for me

    If your ass is still on fire you must not have realized I prayed for you earlier and others prayed in agreement.

    Jesus is probably scratching His Head right now at you.

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      • krunsch
        Unsaved trash, Nazi Pervert
        • Oct 2013
        • 123
        #17
        Re: God gave me hemorrhoids - please pray for me

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Are you sure you weren't raped in your sleep by an Obama voter? If you make sure your doors and windows are properly closed it won't happen again and the pain will go away in a little while.

        Yes, sure, someone with a crowbar or a glass cutter will be stopped by a window.
        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079
            #18
            Re: God gave me hemorrhoids - please pray for me

            Originally posted by krunsch View Post
            Yes, sure, someone with a crowbar or a glass cutter will be stopped by a window.
            That's why Jesus invented Glock 45s.

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