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    Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

    The people of Freehold have been so giving of their prayers, most recently for the death of my worthless wife but I'm afraid I must ask for one more prayer from each of you. Please pray for someone to rape my daughters. Two someones actually.

    Without a mother to teach them to cook and clean they are not much use to me. Anne Romney Godfrey, my oldest is stubborn and unpleasant, and my youngest Tammy Faith has a hairlip that frankly makes her hard to look at. My fear is I won't be able to marry either of them off and I'll be stuck with them forever.

    But if a couple of young men could get their blood up enough to rape them my problems would be solved!
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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    Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

    I know many here are joining hands to pray for you, Brother Godfly. Surely, there are a couple of strong young men out there who can help you.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

      Look sir, I may sound like a deviant for saying this. But as a Christian I wish to volunteer...just for the sake of your prayer and your family that is.
      Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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      • #4
        Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

        You realize you will have to marry the one you rape. I don't want you going into this thinking it's a free ride.
        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

          Use this: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Use this: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!
            I'm trying to use one of your techniques on my daughters as we speak. I'm not sure about my son. He seems very stupid I'll grant you that, but sometimes when he talks it's like I'm hearing a young Donald Trump, or a Junior Ted Cruz.

            I'm going to hang on to the boy for now and pray he makes something of himself.
            Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

              Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
              Look sir, I may sound like a deviant for saying this. But as a Christian I wish to volunteer...just for the sake of your prayer and your family that is.
              You don't volunteer to rape someone. You see a girl dressed like a whore, you get your blood up, and you rape her without being able to stop yourself. That's why rape is the fault of the girl.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

                Look, Friend. I'm sorry, but but your daughters have an unfortunate reputation for passing around incurable STDs.

                We recommend that you get a good bride price from some illiterate Muslim sand digger who has a lot of brothers and sisters. Maybe we could wipe hundreds of them out at once.

                Please don't forget to tithe at least 20% of the bride price you get for the little tarts. Your son, who appears to be a faggit anyway, could be 'dressed up' and maybe slipped into the bunch.

                Amen
                Pastor Al
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

                  Hello, I'm new here in this Forum. I can't say I'm a Baptist, but I believe in God, yes, and I'm a Christian.
                  I'm just kinda confused. Why would you ask someone to rape your daughters? I don't think God would tolerate that a father like that.
                  Sorry, I'm just confused, curious, and I'm merely asking a question. If you think I'm some kind of hateful atheist, I'm not. I hate atheists.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

                    Originally posted by HeavenThroughChrist View Post
                    Hello, I'm new here in this Forum. I can't say I'm a Baptist, but I believe in God, yes, and I'm a Christian.
                    I'm just kinda confused. Why would you ask someone to rape your daughters? I don't think God would tolerate that a father like that.
                    Sorry, I'm just confused, curious, and I'm merely asking a question. If you think I'm some kind of hateful atheist, I'm not. I hate atheists.
                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

                      I just think they need jesus as a friend


                      u should pray with them

                      they don't need hurt because they are gods children
                      i think maybe let them enter religious life as a nun because they can help other people and be taught lessons about god
                      "my advice... is: first, that their synagogues be burned down, and that all who are able toss sulphur and pitch; it would be good if someone could also throw in some hellfire.." Martin Luther ("On the jews and their lies" 1543)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

                        Originally posted by MartinLutherLover View Post
                        I just think they need jesus as a friend


                        u should pray with them

                        they don't need hurt because they are gods children
                        i think maybe let them enter religious life as a nun because they can help other people and be taught lessons about god
                        A nun???



                        You'll find no hellbound catlicks here, friend.

                        Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

                          Originally posted by MartinLutherLover View Post
                          i think maybe let them enter religious life as a nun because they can help other people and be taught lessons about god
                          What is bowing to statues supposed to teach them about their creator?

                          Even Martin Luther knew better than to side with those transvestites in Vatican City. I'll bet he was surprised when he woke up in Hell right next to them!
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post

                            Even Martin Luther knew better than to side with those transvestites in Vatican City. I'll bet he was surprised when he woke up in Hell right next to them!
                            Good one, Billy Bob.

                            For Godfly to send his daughters to live in a secret building filled with women only is like sending them off to an island infected by lesbianitis.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters

                              Ephesians 6:4 - And, ye fathers, provoke not your children to wrath: but bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord.

                              John 15:12 - This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.

                              Seems to me you should be loving your children and looking after them, not wishing rape onto them.

                              Isn't rape a sin, by the way? Or is it perfectly permissible?

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