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  • #16
    Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    My heart goes out to the poor young man this demon has infected. We must begin praying for him in teams immediately!
    Yes, tag-team prayer! What a wonderful idea, Bob4God!

    Now I understand why he (Vayhrzilla? ) was riding a bicycle to my hotel dressed in a plastic gladiator outfit . . . he's not insane, he's possessed!

    May the LORD have mercy on his soul.
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    • #17
      Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

      Originally posted by Vaguer of the Warhost View Post
      I WILL SEE YOU NEUTERED
      i prays that not true an i prays that your blood pressures not kill you. why you wanna watch someone get thier bawls cut off, it not sound like a fun pastimes, an it lead to low self-esteems for everyone involveds . but there be help for bawl-less kittys an doggies.....



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      ......so maybee there be helps for your human victims or maybee Nootickles can gives them some bargain bawls, a discounts on fake kitty bawls cuz them implants be kinda tiny? it food for thawts anyways.

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      • #18
        Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

        My dearest Petal, you think of everything! Thank you so much for your compassio and for the wonderful link. You are truly a child of GOD!
        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
         Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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        • #19
          Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

          Now listen here, foul demon, the testicles of humans are none of your business whatsoever! We will not tolerate your contempt of our testes, and will promptly make sure the LORD JESUS knows of how you're acting.

          We are not afraid of your empty threats. YOU should be afraid of the LORD JESUS CHRSIT YOUR MASTER WHO WILL PROMPTLY REMOVE YOU FROM THE SOMEWHAT SACRED VESSEL YOU HAVE INVADED AS SOON AS HE SEES FIT!

          (In the meantime, I ask a special precautionary prayer for the safety of the testicles of myself and my Christian brothers.)
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          • #20
            Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

            Originally posted by Petal View Post
            i prays that not true an i prays that your blood pressures not kill you. why you wanna watch someone get thier bawls cut off, it not sound like a fun pastimes, an it lead to low self-esteems for everyone involveds . but there be help for bawl-less kittys an doggies.....



            clickity-click on the bootiful logo



            ......so maybee there be helps for your human victims or maybee Nootickles can gives them some bargain bawls, a discounts on fake kitty bawls cuz them implants be kinda tiny? it food for thawts anyways.

            As Sister Justina pointed out, you really DO think of everything, Miss Petal! Your compassion for the gender-ambiguous Vayhrzilla is truly moving.
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            • #21
              Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              Yes, tag-team prayer! What a wonderful idea, Bob4God!

              Now I understand why he (Vayhrzilla? ) was riding a bicycle to my hotel dressed in a plastic gladiator outfit . . . he's not insane, he's possessed!

              May the LORD have mercy on his soul.
              I don't own a motorcycle, Jenny. You know that.

              HAS THE CURSE OF THE RAGING RIVER WORN OFF, JENNY? A DEMON OF MY STANDING COULD INFLICT YOU WITH MUCH WORSE!!!! FAR MORE EMBARRASSING CURSES!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD THAT URINATION PROBLEM IN THE 7TH GRADE? MWA HAHAHAAA!!! YOU WERE THE LAUGHING STOKE OF THE SCHOOL FOR 2 WHOLE MONTHS!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HOW ABOUT I RETURN YOUR ACNE?!?!?

              YOU FOOLS!!! DO YOU THINK YOUR PRAYERS CAN FREE THIS YOUNG MAN?!?!?

              I AM EJRIGAN!!!!

              DO YOU THINK THE HOPES AND WISHES OF MERE HUMANS CAN PHASE ME!!! HA!!!

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              • #22
                Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #23
                  Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  Now listen here, foul demon, the testicles of humans are none of your business whatsoever! We will not tolerate your contempt of our testes, and will promptly make sure the LORD JESUS knows of how you're acting.

                  Jesus doens't know unless you notify him? So much for omniscience.

                  We are not afraid of your empty threats. YOU should be afraid of the LORD JESUS CHRSIT YOUR MASTER WHO WILL PROMPTLY REMOVE YOU FROM THE SOMEWHAT SACRED VESSEL YOU HAVE INVADED AS SOON AS HE SEES FIT!

                  (In the meantime, I ask a special precautionary prayer for the safety of the testicles of myself and my Christian brothers.)
                  Such small faith. If Jesus doesn't want you to lose the jewels, then you could stand naked in front of WetToast while he came at your nads with a pair of garden shears, and he wouldn't be able to harm you. At least, that's what many of you seem to believe. So why the need to hedge your bets?
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                    While I certainly believe the Lord JESUS watches over every part of me, including my privates, I don't believe that it is my place to test Him. For the same reason I wouldn't stand in front of an approaching train and ask GOD to protect me, I wouldn't expose my testicles to garden clippers, unless I believed it was the LORD's will.

                    By the way, the LORD knows all, but He likes to us to play along and vice versa. Just like in the garden of Eden, of course He knew Adam and Eve already sinned, but He thought it would be cute to pretend He didn't know and to let them tell Him.
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                    • #25
                      Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla


                      Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                      I don't own a motorcycle, Jenny. You know that.

                      HAS THE CURSE OF THE RAGING RIVER WORN OFF, JENNY? A DEMON OF MY STANDING COULD INFLICT YOU WITH MUCH WORSE!!!! FAR MORE EMBARRASSING CURSES!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD THAT URINATION PROBLEM IN THE 7TH GRADE? MWA HAHAHAAA!!! YOU WERE THE LAUGHING STOKE OF THE SCHOOL FOR 2 WHOLE MONTHS!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HOW ABOUT I RETURN YOUR ACNE?!?!?

                      YOU FOOLS!!! DO YOU THINK YOUR PRAYERS CAN FREE THIS YOUNG MAN?!?!?

                      I AM EJRIGAN!!!!

                      DO YOU THINK THE HOPES AND WISHES OF MERE HUMANS CAN PHASE ME!!! HA!!!


                       Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                        I found this video of Vayhrzilla on the internet. A most enlightening picture of his mental state.

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                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                          Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                          Such small faith. If Jesus doesn't want you to lose the jewels, then you could stand naked in front of WetToast while he came at your nads with a pair of garden shears, and he wouldn't be able to harm you. At least, that's what many of you seem to believe. So why the need to hedge your bets?
                          Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                          • #28
                            Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                            Bob4God and Justina, take note. I'm not the only person who thinks your demon obsession is a joke.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                              HA! very clever satanic trick, trying to convince us you're not really possessed. As all True Christians know, the devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist!
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                              - Proverbs 15:3

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                              • #30
                                Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                                If this DEMON thought my/our "obsession" was a joke, it wouldn't be wasting its time telling us so. Methinks it doth protest too much...
                                Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                                1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                                A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                                 Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                                LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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