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  • demoncooter
    Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking whore
    • Feb 2014
    • 61

    #31
    Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

    Also I missed this on my last comment, how much care I give to your opinion. None, nil, nada, zilch because at least I have a life and act half my age.
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724

      #32
      Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

      Originally posted by demonjokester View Post
      how much care I give to your opinion. None, nil, nada, zilch
      Now, this is again prime example how you make yourself look stupid. Are you really sure you are not retarded? Just try it for a second. Stop whining, hating and trying to be smart when you are not for a second. Trust me, you will feel better.

      I fill pray for you.

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      • Mother Of Seven
        True Christian™ with a quiverful
        • Jan 2014
        • 2243

        #33
        Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

        Originally posted by demonjokester View Post
        I prefer facts.
        Like Barbie dolls were invented in your childhood?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #34
          Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

          Originally posted by demonjokester View Post
          Also I missed this on my last comment, how much care I give to your opinion. None, nil, nada, zilch because at least I have a life and act half my age.
          Dear Godmocking Foreign Scum;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14314

            #35
            Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

            Originally posted by demonjoke View Post
            .. ..drivel canned.. .. isn't what this thread is about so get back to the point people


            Are you seriously suggesting that you can't see the similarity between Mr Thurmond's tit and Aqua's chirruping key-note?

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            We are very much on topic. Music is not sinful in itself, King David was a musician and also an enthusiastic dancer. But from Godless tyrannies such as the Nordic realms there is always a subtext. First it's a quick chirp, but blink and their demonic ink comes flooding out. This outcome, from Vietnam, has been pre-empted and shut down. It is not without precedent and I was happy to post it. If you have gone blind however, perhaps you could ask your tutor for a verbal description while she is explaining the axial period to you.

            I wasn't going to post this, but it seems I will need to after all. This is where that wretched bird would most certainly have led. I mean, just look at those shoes. What Chtistian would ever dress like that?

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            • demoncooter
              Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking whore
              • Feb 2014
              • 61

              #36
              Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post


              Are you seriously suggesting that you can't see the similarity between Mr Thurmond's tit and Aqua's chirruping key-note?
              We are very much on topic.

              We are definitely not on topic as this thread is about how you lot think you killed flappy bird by prayer warriors, well bad news it is still online and on phones. It isn't available on the app market anymore but enough people have it on their phones or play it online that it won't die as it is too addictive.
              Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 02-13-2014, 03:43 PM. Reason: Cleaned up the quote function for the poster who is obviously not capable of using forums without assistance
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              • demoncooter
                Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking whore
                • Feb 2014
                • 61

                #37
                Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                Now, this is again prime example how you make yourself look stupid. Are you really sure you are not retarded? Just try it for a second. Stop whining, hating and trying to be smart when you are not for a second. Trust me, you will feel better.

                I fill pray for you.
                Im not retarded and if you stop looking at the negatives of just me and saw what I was actually saying you would see that i'm not hating and whining or trying to be smart. All I am trying to do is tell you that some of the things you are saying make no sense and need some validation about how it works, who made it work and the evidence that person is real and not just your collective imagination.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #38
                  Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

                  Originally posted by demonjoke View Post
                  you lot think you killed flappy bird by prayer warriors
                  Of course we did. That much is abundantly clear. All you have to do is note that it is no longer available for purchase to see the effects of the prayer of the righteous.

                  The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
                  James 5:16


                  Of course people will get a hold of this game illicitly, as people do sin.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • demoncooter
                    Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking whore
                    • Feb 2014
                    • 61

                    #39
                    Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Of course we did. That much is abundantly clear. All you have to do is note that it is no longer available for purchase to see the effects of the prayer of the righteous.

                    <b>
                    The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
                    James 5:16
                    </b>

                    Of course people will get a hold of this game illicitly, as people do sin.
                    You didn't kill flappy bird by praying and it was free anyways so you couldn't purchase it to start with.here is the proof you didn't pray it away
                    It's game over for the many fans of mobile application Flappy Bird after its Vietnamese creator removed it from online stores on Sunday.

                    Also how are they getting it illegally and illicitly even though they downloaded it beffore it was removed and got permission for it to be on their website also before it was removed
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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22371

                      #40
                      Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

                      Originally posted by demonjoke View Post
                      you wouldn't be online talking to people you don't actually know
                      Eh, isn't that exactly what you are doing here? We True Christians™ actually know each other and meet often in Church.

                      Matthew 7:3
                      King James Version (KJV)

                      3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • demoncooter
                        Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking whore
                        • Feb 2014
                        • 61

                        #41
                        Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Eh, isn't that exactly what you are doing here? We True Christians™ actually know each other and meet often in Church.

                        Matthew 7:3
                        King James Version (KJV)

                        3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
                        It may be what I do for an hour a day, but i'm trying to learn about your religion and I have a life outside of this website and all you are doing is shouting at me for my opinions which hinders me in process of learning about you.
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22371

                          #42
                          Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

                          Originally posted by demonjoke View Post
                          It may be what I do for an hour a day, but i'm trying to learn about your religion and I have a life outside of this website and all you are doing is shouting at me for my opinions which hinders me in process of learning about you.
                          You really need to man up as you are whining like a gay girl who lost one of those Olympic events for sore losers.

                          Learning about our religion is the easiest thing you will ever do. READ THE HOLY BIBLE !!! That's all there is to it. Amazingly simple.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #43
                            Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

                            Originally posted by demonjoke View Post
                            It may be what I do for an hour a day, but i'm trying to learn about your religion and I have a life outside of this website and all you are doing is shouting at me.
                            Hello miss Joke. It seem that Jesus made you come here again. Glory!

                            You have again spend better part of day here, it does seem that time is not very familiar concept for you. In non mentally challenged world that is a lot more than one hour. You also seem to think that normal talking in shouting, so social skills are also pretty weak. I think you are possessed with assperger demon.

                            I pray for you.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14314

                              #44
                              Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

                              Originally posted by demonjoke View Post
                              You didn't kill flappy bird by praying and it was free anyways so you couldn't purchase it to start with.here is the proof you didn't pray it away
                              It's game over for the many fans of mobile application Flappy Bird after its Vietnamese creator removed it from online stores on Sunday.

                              Also how are they getting it illegally and illicitly even though they downloaded it beffore it was removed and got permission for it to be on their website also before it was removed
                              Thank you for linking to an actual source, even if it was the über-socialist BBC. I have visited Blackpool and know what goes on there so there's no point pretending now is there. My assessment places it somewhere between Scarborough and Whitby, on a scale from 1 to 10. Any Christians planning a trip to Scandinavia would be advised to go via Reykjavík.

                              How is your classwork progressing? We would be pleased to offer any assistance we can to direct your studies because Jesus has not given up on you yet and there are some very interesting subjects available (but it's necessary to be selective, there's so much rubbish out there masquerading as educational resources).

                              One distinction you could make is the difference between a correlation and an actual cause. For example there is a correlation between hanging around the waterfront dressed in fluorescent spandex and it being dark.

                              But the "dark" is not the cause of that behaviour. The cause is because that's when people who have funding available are not at work.

                              From your BBC link:

                              Flappy Bird creator removes game from app stores

                              Flappy Bird is flapping its wings no more.

                              The popular game for mobile devices was removed from online stores on Sunday by its Vietnamese creator, who said its fame "ruins my simple life".

                              Dong Nguyen, who created the game in just two to three days, was making as much as $50,000 (£30,482) a day from the game's advertising revenue.
                              There is more than just a correlation here. Notice how Dong Nguyen himself said that it ruined his life. That is evidence of satanic activity.

                              Jesus said I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. John 10:10 which is the exact opposite of what Mr Dong experienced.

                              So at once we see there's a demonic aspect to all this.

                              STEP 2 Prayer. God explains it like this: we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Ephesians 6:12 This is called spiritual warfare. Satan is attacking the whole human race and has a single objective: to exterminate every aspect of God's creation and to undo His Plan for Redemption through Christ Jesus. Then he wants to get us all into The Lake Of Fire for an infinitely extended torture session. What he doesn't seem to undersdtand is that he will be getting tortured too, but common sense goes out the window where evil is manifest, as it is, in these the last days. The arrow of time is about stop. Where will you spend eternity?

                              STEP 3 As we have seen, prayer is the cause. Next comes the effect. The Bible is very clear in this area, and I'll stick with Ephesians. Here is the whole passage:
                              EPHESIANS 6
                              10
                              Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.
                              11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
                              12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
                              13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
                              14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
                              15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
                              16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
                              17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
                              18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;
                              KJV .. whole chapter

                              Notice the key words here? Power. Might. Armour. Wrestle. Darkness. Evil. Breastplate. Shield. Fiery darts. Helmet. Sword. Prayer.

                              Prayer works. It worked in Dong's life. God showed him the cause of the ruin he had himself identified and through prayer that cause has been removed. Thank you for posting the link in which we can see the very mechanism of prayer at work in this young man's life. Now it's up to him. Jesus has broken the chains of sin so that he may step free. But nevertheless he needs to take that step, as do you. Jesus is knocking. I hope my contribution provides the foothold you need, by God's Grace, to take that step. Jesus teaches us:
                              MATTHEW 19
                              25
                              When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved?
                              26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.
                              KJV .. context

                              God is in Blackpool right now. He has explained The Good News so that you may be Saved. God doesn't want you to be tormented. He really doesn't. And He has shown you how to avoid that outcome. But there is no compulsion, you are not under duress in any way. He just wants you to love Him. Otherwise He will hurl you into the bottomless pit and torture you over and over and over again, day after day, night after night, unremittingly, forever and ever. Won't you come today?

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                              • evolutionbaby
                                Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
                                • Feb 2014
                                • 4

                                #45
                                Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

                                hey man take it easy i understand that you're gay and you are taking this really hard but its okay....we are here for you!
                                151% homersexural.

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