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  • #1

    I Have Sinned Against Yee!

    Landlover Baptist Family:

    [unvoiced] Oaths and curses!

    I have not been here 24 hours, and aleady am dinged with my first infraction (1 point). I am sorry I was so mistaken as to believe this group was known as the LandRover Baptists.

    I do not know if this was the sin of ignorance, or typing too fast, or what...but it was sin, and the sin be mine. I offer up apology and repentance, and I thank Mr. Wide-Open for his diligence in keeping me on my path.

    Blessed be. And please forgive.
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  • #2
    Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

    Oh, I meant to say please pray that my sin (and infraction point) will be removed thank you.

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    • #3
      Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

      In my first day here I received 4 infractions and look at me now.

      You must suffer corrective discipline to become a True Christian. Remember always that as harsh as it may seem, it is delivered lovingly by Landover's True Christians.

      The process may be harsh, but the rewards are eternal.

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      • #4
        Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

        Yes, I understand it hurts those that must discipline us more than it hurts we in need of correction. We are truly blessed to be molded thus. And I commend you for surviving your initial flurry of infraction points. How far you've come! Geez: with everything on this toolbar, I wish there was a spellcheck button. Now I'm paranoid about making other mistakes. Sayonara.

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        • #5
          Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
          Yes, I understand it hurts those that must discipline us more than it hurts we in need of correction. We are truly blessed to be molded thus. And I commend you for surviving your initial flurry of infraction points. How far you've come! Geez: with everything on this toolbar, I wish there was a spellcheck button. Now I'm paranoid about making other mistakes. Sayonara.
          There is hope for you.

          Mind, many are called and few are chosen. Only the Lord knows.

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          • #6
            Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

            Its okay, if you were gothic a simple typo would be no cause for punishment. I offer my hand towards the gothic community, if you do not take it then that is fine. I am not trying to say that the gothic way in life is the ONLY way to live, but that i do not think that a simple spelling error should be cause for punishment, What are youre thoughts?

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            • #7
              Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

              Originally posted by Riyuzaki The Goth View Post
              Its okay, if you were gothic a simple typo would be no cause for punishment. I offer my hand towards the gothic community, if you do not take it then that is fine. I am not trying to say that the gothic way in life is the ONLY way to live, but that i do not think that a simple spelling error should be cause for punishment, What are youre thoughts?
              We are not interested in your goth gibberish, and we do not appreciate chinks who derail threads. The topic here had NOTHING to do with the sin of gothism. So bugger off boy.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                Blessed be.
                Isn't this one of those goth salutations that Rev. Rauenmoon uses?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                  "Blessed be" is a salutation used in the prophetic futuristic novel The Handmaid's Tale, in which all women, under patriarchal government rule, have been reduced to the role of either wives, servants, or breeding vessels for sterile uperclass households. Should the women fail in any of these roles, the comelier are sent for employ in military "entertainment centers" while the rest are shipped off to do toxic clean-up.

                  The other handmaid salutations are "May the Lord Open" (a wish of fertility) and "Under His Eye" (acknowledgement of Constant Observatiuon). I believe if someone says to you "This is fine weather", you can also reply "Which I receive with joy."

                  The Reverend burned my books in his testier last years, so I cannot double check.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                    "Blessed be" is a salutation used in the prophetic futuristic novel The Handmaid's Tale, in which all women, under patriarchal government rule, have been reduced to the role of either wives, servants, or breeding vessels for sterile uperclass households. Should the women fail in any of these roles, the comelier are sent for employ in military "entertainment centers" while the rest are shipped off to do toxic clean-up.
                    An excellent book, Mistress Cookie. I pray for the day bookstores have to move it from the fiction shelves to the non-fiction shelves.

                    Oh, and welcome to Landover Baptist! Please make yourself at home.
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • #11
                      Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                      Thank you, Sister.

                      May the Lord open.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                        Thank you, Sister.

                        May the Lord open.
                        If your lookin to get knocked up I dont think your gonna have much luck with these cheese dicks. But I'll pray for you and keep you in my thoughts.
                        Wrestling with Demons.
                        Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                        LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                        • #13
                          Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                          Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                          with these cheese dicks
                          Another shovelfull out of the mud-hole. Are we digging to China?
                          Judges 15:16
                          And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                            Originally posted by Terminal Rectal Itch View Post
                            Another shovelfull out of the mud-hole. Are we digging to China?
                            JennyD says I can ignore you. So go on back to the barn for your "Bray'er Meeting"
                            Wrestling with Demons.
                            Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                            LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                            • #15
                              Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                              Miss Cookie, don't forget we hate the sin, not the sinner. It hurts me personally every time I have to give an infraction, sometimes I just well up, but a mod's gotta do what a mod's gotta do.

                              Your wad of infraction points will expire in 2 hours, so there is no need to reverse it, but I am glad you have learned your lesson anyway.

                              If only Bozo would have the same attitude, but I guess Baby Jesus is not smiling upon him yet.

                              Yours In Him,

                              Wide-Open to The Lord.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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