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  • #16
    Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

    Dear little Bozo:

    I hope you can read this, even though your day pass has probably expired, and you've been returned to the loving arms and lock-down of the psychiatric hospital.

    But if you can read this, don't you think, just possibly, Mr. Wide-Open-to-God may be right? That if you would only change your attitude, all would be better? You'd have friends, Bozo, REAL friends. Not the imaginary ones who only talk to you at night in your head when no one's looking, but real, flesh and blood-of-the-LAMB friends. In fact, I'm going to send you a friend request as soon as I post this; one of my first. Won't you accept it? Won't you take my hand, Bozo? It's reaching out to you. I feel you are on a ledge, and if you would only take my hand we could pull you back, together.

    No...NO!...do NOT grab my sleeve! I will not go down in flames with you!

    Okay. I'm going to talk to you from over here.

    Do you ever watch movies, Bozo? Did you ever see a movie called Rebecca, by Alfred Hitchc_ck? (He was not American but the movie was MADE in America, and therefor good.) There's a scene where the evil lezzie housekeeper brings the shy second wife over to a balcony while she's suffering a nervous breakdown after her party didn't go well, and the housekeeper coos, "Wouldn't it be easier to jump? Wouldn't it, M'lady?"

    And I ask you the same thing...wouldn't it be easier to jump? But not into the fiery pits of hell as you complete your descent, but over to US...to the over to the Ever Loving Landoverians!

    Believe me, don't fight it. In the long run it's simpler to just close your eyes and ACCEPT what they're dishing out here. Let GO of the anger and disappointment. Let GO of the petty squabbling about who (except Jesus) said what when (except in the Bible).

    Just let go and let Landover.

    I will pray for you.

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    • #17
      Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

      Blessed be is a Wiccan greeting. You are not here to disrupt us are you?

      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
      Blessed be. And please forgive.


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • #18
        Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

        I have never met a Wicker person, and so I do not know what they say to one another. Have you spent time in their midst? Is this how you know their secret language and rituals?

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        • #19
          Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
          I am sorry I was so mistaken as to believe this group was known as the LandRover Baptists.
          Do not stress over this, Mistress Nookie, we are Christians, so we can forgive a letter out of place every now and then.

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          Blessed be is a Wiccan greeting. You are not here to disrupt us are you?
          Blessed be occurs six times in God's Favorite Bible(TM), the 1611 King James Version. So it is perfectly acceptible as a greeting, provided it is addressed to the Lord, to Boaz, to Egypt, to Assyria, or to Israel. Any other use would certainly justify an inquiry by the Board of Deacons.

          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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          • #20
            Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            I have never met a Wicker person, and so I do not know what they say to one another. Have you spent time in their midst? Is this how you know their secret language and rituals?
            We True Christian™ Pastors have conducted years of in-depth study on witches, lezbeans and perverts of all kind. We keep a few chained up locked up in a secure location. For study.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

              << Blessed be occurs six times in God's Favorite Bible™...So it is perfectly acceptible as a greeting, provided it is addressed to the Lord, to Boaz, to Egypt, to Assyria, or to Israel. Any other use would certainly justify an inquiry by the Board of Deacons. >>

              Heavens! Thank Goodness you warned me thus in time! My thanks unto you!

              Is it safe to use the other salutaions I like from that inspirational work, The Handmaid's Tale? "Under His Eye" and "May the Lord Open"? (The first reminds them that the omnipresent God is always watching, and the second is a hope for fertility and conception.)

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              • #22
                Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                Is it safe to use the other salutaions I like from that inspirational work, The Handmaid's Tale? "Under His Eye" and "May the Lord Open"? (The first reminds them that the omnipresent God is always watching, and the second is a hope for fertility and conception.)
                I wonder if Brother Wide-Open has read this story?
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                • #23
                  Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                  *gets down on knees*
                  My Lord, please forgive me, its been God knows how long (lol) since my last confession. I confess, that the people on this forum are slightly narrow minded. Please, in your wisdom, allow their minds to broaden, and for them to bring some intelegent conversation to the interweb.

                  Ahmen.

                  Brother Ieyosu

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                  • #24
                    Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                    Originally posted by PureFurry View Post
                    *gets down on knees*
                    My Lord, please forgive me, its been God knows how long (lol) since my last confession. I confess, that the people on this forum are slightly narrow minded. Please, in your wisdom, allow their minds to broaden, and for them to bring some intelegent conversation to the interweb.

                    Ahmen.

                    Brother Ieyosu
                    Come back when you're 18 homer.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                      Dude, quit deleting my posts . Your not very sporting are you? ^^
                      Oh and seriously, update your encryption, you never know what some evil hackers might do.

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                      • #26
                        Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                        Originally posted by TheL33tFurry View Post
                        Dude, quit deleting my posts . Your not very sporting are you? ^^
                        Oh and seriously, update your encryption, you never know what some evil hackers might do.
                        Cram pieces of your fursuit into the servers?

                        It's too bad our pal dogspit isn't out of Quarantine today. She'd probably enjoy meeting some other animal lovers.

                        She's a furry, too. Into wolves.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #27
                          Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Cram pieces of your fursuit into the servers?

                          It's too bad our pal dogspit isn't out of Quarantine today. She'd probably enjoy meeting some other animal lovers.

                          She's a furry, too. Into wolves.
                          Yeah, tis a shame. Its a shame that people like you wont allow people like me free speach, and wont bother learning about the fandom that you flame.

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                          • #28
                            Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                            Originally posted by TheL33tFurry View Post
                            Yeah, tis a shame. Its a shame that people like you wont allow people like me free speach, and wont bother learning about the fandom that you flame.

                            I don't think animals are covered by the constitution. Do they get free speech? Then why should you? The fuzzy?
                            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                            • #29
                              Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                              Originally posted by TheL33tFurry View Post
                              Yeah, tis a shame. Its a shame that people like you wont allow people like me free speach, and wont bother learning about the fandom that you flame.
                              "speach"?

                              This is a private website. You do not have the right to free "speach" here.

                              The Constitution only guarantees the right to free speEch in public speech; that is, the government will not censor you. That doesn't mean we have to allow a pervert like you to use this church website as a furry dating site!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #30
                                Re: I Have Sinned Against Yee!

                                Sister Jenny: Have you read The Handmaid's Tale...or seen the movie? (That unsaved devil Aidan Quinn is in it! Shivers!)

                                I'm sorry to go on so much about a secular work, and yet the story really makes great strides in addressing The Woman Question...ie, What is our place in society? How do we best bringforth children into this world? How do we best serve Mankind? etc. etc.

                                And remember, if you feel uncomfortable reading a secular novel...it is available on tape, as Sister Cheshire pointed out.

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