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  • #1

    Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

    Friends,

    I received a HAND-WRITTEN letter from two poor souls residing in godless Estionia & Finland. They are devastated by the persecution of Christians and by the laws requiring mandatory abortions, anal condoms and homer marriage. The two nice persons, Johan and Kristina (cannot disclose their full names, they are in grave danger) requested that we pray for their desolate sorry excuses for countries.



    I find the request well motivated. We know very well that God our LORD DOES HATE AND DESPISE both godless Estonia AND heathen Sinland for the grave and mostly unexcusable SINS the citizens of these sorry excuses for countries have committed against GOD OUR LORD including the sin of SODOMY, the worst of all...

    Thus, I hope and pray that Sweet Jesus be kind to send perhaps the only aspiring True Christian™ world leader, Vladimir Putin to invade these sorry excuses for countries. Putin is extremely pious, well-known for his relentless hatred against homersexuals and blasphemers. He also has the material wealth of his prosperous country and a mighty fighting force to subdue the sorry excuses for military forces of these two sorry excuses for countries, Estonistan and Sinland.

    My prayers are meagre alone, Brethren! Please join me in this campaign, this Godly endeavor! We do not have to stop here, once these anal sorry excuses for countries that reside in Satan's RECTUM are secured, our prayers can get the ANGELS of God to help Putin to move on to pagan Sweden, Denmarkistan, Hungary, cat lick Polistan, etc. At that point Putin will revel his obviously True Christian™ agenda and discard his fake Russian Orthodox cover.

    Help us this this, dear Jesus! HELP us, dear Jesus!

    Genesis 19:13
    For we will destroy this place, because the cry of them is waxen great before the face of the LORD; and the LORD hath sent us to destroy it.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    Tags: estonia, finland, homosexual agenda, russia, vladimir putin, war, war of ukrainian aggression
  • #2
    Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

    It is clear that these Norwegian countries must be high on the Lord's smite list. The seemingly endless variety of sin in that place is an abomination and obviously anathema in the eyes of the Lord.

    God has used President Brother Vladimir Putin as His agent a number of times in the last few years. There is considerable reason to believe that He will use Brother Vlad for this purpose as well.

    I believe that a general massacre of the sinful Norwegians would please God and be of much benefit to the overall moral character of people in general.

    I am looking forward to witnessing the punishment that is on the horizon for these wretches.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

      Glory!

      It is high time God used Putin as his instrument to clear out these commie northern European country and return them to traditional Christian values.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #4
        Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

        Dear God, I pray for your dear disciple, the manly Mr Putin to take over the running of the Baltic nations of Lithuania and Sweden and rid them of liberals and gaysexurals. Amen.

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

          Praying

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

            Dear Brothers and Sisters,

            THANK YOU! THANK YOU GOD!

            I have the feeling that this could escalate into a mighty campaign for CHRIST OUR LORD.

            GLORY!

            I am utterly convinced that the LORD will harken to our prayers and, behold! It won't be long until these sinful sorry excuses for nations (plus those mentioned by you other True Christians™) will repent under the iron fist rule of Vladimir Putin.

            I recruited my children to recite prayers for this. For their convenience, I wrote down a short prayer that is suitable for underage praying (the bold typeface shows where it is recommendable to put in a strong emphasis when praying aloud).

            Dearest God, our Sweet Lord JESUS
            Hear our prayer!
            Please descend as the Holy Spirit
            into the heart of Vladimir Putin!
            Please Jesus,
            touch him in his deepest place!
            Please GOD,
            harden his heart.
            So that he yields to Thy Will fully
            and disregards the pleads for mercy
            of the peoples of these vile nations.
            For these cries are
            the vile whinings of SATAN
            in his last desperate effort
            to gain supremacy.
            Please GOD,
            destroy these filthy sorry excuses for countries
            in Thy unmeasurable MERCY.
            Please Jesus,
            prepare a place for Putin in Heaven in Thy sight.
            Please! Hear our call!




            AMEN!

            Deuteronomy 32:39 See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.

            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

              As some of you might know I live in Finland. Sir Elmer's prayer has been really hard thing for me and it has tested my faith. Bless You, Sir Elmer, for that!!!
              My grandfather, who was born in Holy America, has shot many Soviet commies very much dead during the WW2. We have rejoiced that for years. And Mr Putin has been on the commie side when Soviet Union existed. That is why I had some difficulties to accept that this is a right thing to do.

              However, I now believe that Brother Valodja has seen the light and is really GOD'S MIGHTY WEAPON! Thank you LORD!!!

              Isaiah 6: 9-13

              I have no doubt - I join Sir Elmer's prayers!!!

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

                In America, we are not allowed to shoot communists.

                They don't even let us shoot Mexicans anymore.
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

                  Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
                  As some of you might know I live in Finland. Sir Elmer's prayer has been really hard thing for me and it has tested my faith. Bless You, Sir Elmer, for that!!!
                  My grandfather, who was born in Holy America, has shot many Soviet commies very much dead during the WW2. We have rejoiced that for years. And Mr Putin has been on the commie side when Soviet Union existed. That is why I had some difficulties to accept that this is a right thing to do.

                  However, I now believe that Brother Valodja has seen the light and is really GOD'S MIGHTY WEAPON! Thank you LORD!!!

                  Isaiah 6: 9-13

                  I have no doubt - I join Sir Elmer's prayers!!!

                  Romans 11: 33-34
                  Thank you, our Friend of eskimo descent. I am glad that you got your priorities right, albeit after contemplation. I am sure your mature way of doing Bible study was helpful!

                  Regarding you family history and the current spirito-political situation you must also find comfort in this rousing verse:


                  Luke 14:26
                  If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.



                  For it may be, that your Godly opinions will not gain you prestige in your own life until the invasion we're praying for takes place. Thereafter, I'm certain, you'll be a valuable asset to the new regime. Worry not, Friend! It's all in God's wonderful master plan. I'm sure the invasion will be quick and relatively bloodless as these sorry excuses for countries will probably be able to resist God's Armies only for some minutes, hours at best!

                  Ezekiel 37:10
                  So I prophesied as he commanded me, and the breath came into them, and they lived, and stood up upon their feet, an exceeding great army.


                  Glory!

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

                    If putin invades estonia then theres gonna be a big mess
                    Putin is not a christian hes a satanist if he was a christian he wouldnt be a president...

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

                      Originally posted by AnettK View Post
                      If putin invades estonia then theres gonna be a big mess
                      Putin is not a christian hes a satanist if he was a christian he wouldnt be a president...
                      You're confused. President Putin is as Christian as the day is long, dear. If you take a quick look at his public policies, you'll see naught but but an appeal to God's Righteousness.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

                        Originally posted by AnettK View Post
                        If putin invades estonia then theres gonna be a big mess
                        Putin is not a christian hes a satanist if he was a christian he wouldnt be a president...
                        Brother Vladimir Putin, who is the Godliest President in the world, is not just a Christian, he is also a personal friend of Jesus.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

                          Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                          Brother Vladimir Putin, who is the Godliest President in the world, is not just a Christian, he is also a personal friend of Jesus.
                          Amen, Brother. President Brother Vladimir Putin is the first God fearing Christian to ever rule Russia. He acts in the Lord's interests in furtherance of His work.

                          I join you in this prayer and I believe that we are on the verge of the day that Brother Vladimir will invade those savages and smite them into submission to God's will.

                          His will be done.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

                            Friends,

                            We've been praying for this now for a few months and, as always, God answers True Christian(tm) prayers. Mr. Putin has started his offensive in a subtle and inconspicious manner. His submarines are surveying the situation and we can expect troops any day now, I presume. I am also almost sure that all this is connected to the End of Days. At last, we can breathe freely the air of LIBERATION.

                            Habakkuk 3:16
                            When I heard, my belly trembled; my lips quivered at the voice: rottenness entered into my bones, and I trembled in myself, that I might rest in the day of trouble: when he cometh up unto the people, he will invade them with his troops.




                            Yours in Christ,

                            Elmer
                            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                            • #15
                              Re: Please pray for Vladimir Putin to invade Estonia and Finland

                              I was false about Mr Putin.... He should clean the world with Jesus beside him it's the only true Republican in Eurosodom

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