[Bobby-Joe]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Hah.

Well for one I'm not planning on getting married.
Divorce happens too often, I'm not about to risk
looking my family money to some mam.

What risk to your families money? You future husband should buy you from your father like he would buy any servant or pet. Now as to why anyone would take used goods like you is another question.

[James Hutchins]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

But,.... would any man want you for more than a single night? Dump some AIDS infected Devil seed and be on his way...... The reality here is no one wants you, it is obvious all those in your life that might of cared do not and the rest of us wish you'd simply go away.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

ArcaneAnna, you are truly a shining example of why a woman needs a man to put her in her place. You are rude, rebellious, promiscuous, boring, snotty, and on the fast track to Hell. You best start becoming humble and open your heart to Jesus so that He may save you.

[ArcaneAnna]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Hah.

Well for one I'm not planning on getting married.
Divorce happens too often, I'm not about to risk
looking my family money to some mam.

Secondly, I've had plenty of men and women.
So suck on that...

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Never, you sick doucebags.

Women are humans with the same rights as any man.
So if we PRETEND it's okay to beat a woman then it's also okay to beat a man for the same offence.

Although I know that if any many EVEN DARES TO BEAT ME,
I would piffle HIM UP AND OVER , so his mam don't recognise him. >.>

Please show us in Scripture where women have equal rights with men. I can show you Scripture that says quite the opposite! You see, we at Landover Baptist base our lives on the 1611 KJV Bible. God's Word(c) is the one true morality. The idea of "equal rights" is from atheists and heretics who want to rebel against God.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Never, you sick doucebags.

Women are humans with the same rights as any man.
So if we PRETEND it's okay to beat a woman then it's also okay to beat a man for the same offence.

Although I know that if any many EVEN DARES TO BEAT ME,
I would piffle HIM UP AND OVER , so his mam don't recognise him. >.>

You have nothing to worry about. You'll never find a man that cares enough about you to give you some discipline.

[ArcaneAnna]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Never, you sick doucebags.

Women are humans with the same rights as any man.
So if we PRETEND it's okay to beat a woman then it's also okay to beat a man for the same offence.

Although I know that if any many EVEN DARES TO BEAT ME,
I would FUCK HIM UP AND OVER , so his mam don't recognise him. >.>

[James Hutchins]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Mr. Ezikiel, you are one piffleed up pervert. You should check yourself into a mental institution in some third world Eastern European Country. "Training"? Honestly...

Nice language! You pick that up from one of your mothers' johns?

[An ounce of sense]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

I don't understand the question. I've given sister Thumper so many black eyes, split lips and broken teeth that I've lost track. She occasionally overcooks my steaks, leaves dust bunnies under the davenport, and forgets to feed the bear dogs.

The girl means well, but I feel that I have a Christian duty to train her for future married life. I believe that Jesus expects us Men to train women thusly. If we don't, who will?

Mr. Ezikiel, you are one fucked up pervert. You should check yourself into a mental institution in some third world Eastern European Country. "Training"? Honestly...

[Nobar King]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

You pose quite a conundrum. What came first, the beating or the beater?

[you people are nuts.]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

blah so many stupid people. Its not right to beat anybody at anytime unless they do something serious like beat some one. Its just wrong and wtf is your problem not everybody is a perfect cook how pissed off at your self would you get if you burnt some food by accident. I swear to many people on this site probably got god pissed.

[Nobar King]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

I tried to hit the pay pal and it said recipient is not receiving money.

I was going to accuse you of being a filthy liar, but it's true, the tithing chit is broken!! It should be fixed by tomorrow.

[aquarius129]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

You're right.
Your picture has swayed me.
Please forgive me.
I will repent.
I tried to hit the pay pal and it said recipient is not receiving money.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

I have to say this entire site has made my day so much more enjoyable.
You all are so funny.

I do feel for your wives. But not enough to get angry.

Well I'm about to go home (to a house I own), smoke a blunt, and give my girlfriend eight orgasms.

I hope you all find happiness within yourselves.

Life is so short.

Yes, and yours is going to be especially short. Jesus is goingto kill you any day now, and since you haven't even Tithed yet (see that shiny Paypal button at the bottom of the page?), you are certainly hellbound.


Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Nobar King]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

If you were a real Christian you wouldn't be making your GF live in sin with you. When are you going to marry her?