[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Excuse me for asking, considering I am but a member on this Holy Forum, but what are the ladies doing conversing in the Men's only section?

Excellent point, friend. The next lady I catch in the MEN's ONLY threads will be banned!

[Repentant Liberal]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Excuse me for asking, considering I am but a member on this Holy Forum, but what are the ladies doing conversing in the Men's only section?

[Miss April]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

yes!..but before she goes to damnation..and especially before the AIDS infection sets in...can u send her round here for some 'adverse conditioning'?..the place is a mess and my wench is so damn slow with her broken arm and all!

Thank you brother spirit for agreeing with me Well Her time could be up very soon that's not my Choice its her to turn her life over to Jesus But i'm trying my best to help her i just hope she listens and repents I can't really send her to you i'm sorry but maybe if you ask Pastor Ezeikel he might be able to do something but why is her arm broken?

[spirit]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Its good your not getting married Because no Man whould want a Whore like you I bet you already got AIDS Be careful Christins She might try to gave it to you ps Watch your Dirty mouth Lesbain this is a Christian Forum Gods watching you he might send you right to hell for talking like that

yes!..but before she goes to damnation..and especially before the AIDS infection sets in...can u send her round here for some 'adverse conditioning'?..the place is a mess and my wench is so damn slow with her broken arm and all!

[Miss April]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Hah.

Well for one I'm not planning on getting married.
Divorce happens too often, I'm not about to risk
looking my family money to some mam.

Secondly, I've had plenty of men and women.
So suck on that...

Its good your not getting married Because no Man whould want a Whore like you I bet you already got AIDS Be careful Christins She might try to gave it to you ps Watch your Dirty mouth Lesbain this is a Christian Forum Gods watching you he might send you right to hell for talking like that

[Miss April]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Mr. Ezikiel, you are one piffleed up pervert. You should check yourself into a mental institution in some third world Eastern European Country. "Training"? Honestly...

I'm sorry for posting Wonderful Christian man but Troll Don't you dare talk that way to our great Pastors here on Gods Favorite forum You are the Pervert that really needs Jesus you better repent before Jesus sends your useless ass right to hell

[Miss April]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Never, you sick doucebags.

Women are humans with the same rights as any man.
So if we PRETEND it's okay to beat a woman then it's also okay to beat a man for the same offence.

Although I know that if any many EVEN DARES TO BEAT ME,
I would piffle HIM UP AND OVER , so his mam don't recognise him. >.>

Little Girl you need to Learn some respect For the Wonderful True Christins Here on Gods Favorite forum you should not have called him that He was only telling you the truth Where in the Bible does it say Women have the same rights as men? please tell me Because Women do not have all the same rights as men do our great godly man only Beat there wifes when they step out of line Because God tells us to you really need a good Christian man to know you some discipline

[spirit]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Friends, I come here asking your advice in a spirit of Christ-like humility. I feat that, in the last few days, I may have grievously sinned against the Lord and male property rights, and my soul is troubled.
Recently, I've been spending a lot of time unchaperoned with a certain young lady. Of course, we haven't actually indulged in any lustful or lascivious acts together (thank you Jesus), but only those activities which it is proper for a young man and woman to perform together: sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on. However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do.
My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?

Brother Temperance,
You are cordially invited to my place for a weekend BBQ, where I do all the cooking. I would be delighted to cook you a steak or 2...but be warned..i do tend to overcook..so u may want to bring an assorted bunch of 'brothers' and 'pastors' with you.
Imagine the fun we could have?..we could sit around and chat about how worthless women, blacks, handicapped and anyone not in this church are!!. That is if u can constrain yourself from attempting to blacken my eyes. I think Jesus will guide you away from my 6' 3" 250lb frame, im sure...Praise the Lord huh?...anyway i'm sure the day would be 'entertaining'..maybe some Bible studies?..im sure you have some pearlers there to quote!!.. I will have my wench polish my Bible in anticipation as soon as she's finished licking the windows clean!... pm me for the address

[James Hutchins]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

It's never okay to beat anyone, you should be sent to jail if you ever beat up anyone, especially your own wife or children.

Can we beat you instead? I've read the flurry of hateful posts you have made. Makes me just sick to read your words of hate.

[thesleepyturtle]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

It's never okay to beat anyone, you should be sent to jail if you ever beat up anyone, especially your own wife or children.

[James Hutchins]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Is it sexist that a man has a 'thing' and a woman does not? No, of course not. It is the luck of the draw. Being born devoid of it is a sign of inferiority. All living things have a pecking order. There is the bottom of the heap and the top. Woman are lucky to be up near the top and should be grateful men do not barbecue them like we do with a cow.

[Jake the Papist]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

So you don't consider yourself sexist? "discriminatory on the basis of sex (usually said of men's attitude toward women"-Dictionary.com

And you could just as easily be twisting the words of the bible. It does hurt though how two Christians have such different views.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

GAL 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free man, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus
Theres proof you sexist monster.

You have a lot of attitude calling me that, but given you're a Mary-worshipping papist I should expect that.

Also do not quote False bibles. Only the KJV 1611 is allowed here. The correct quote is

28There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

Now to understand this, what Paul is saying Jesus saves us all if we are believers in Him and follow His words. He is referring to our destiny and salvation, not who we are on the earthly plane. You are taking the Bible out of context and distorting it for your own purposes. Paul himself tells us...

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[James Hutchins]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

What risk to your families money? You future husband should buy you from your father like he would buy any servant or pet. Now as to why anyone would take used goods like you is another question.

Brother Bobbgy-Joe, I'd rather have an Tick farm than a sleazy snail.

[Jake the Papist]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Please show us in Scripture where women have equal rights with men. I can show you Scripture that says quite the opposite! You see, we at Landover Baptist base our lives on the 1611 KJV Bible. God's Word© is the one true morality. The idea of "equal rights" is from atheists and heretics who want to rebel against God.

GAL 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free man, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus
Theres proof you sexist monster.