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  • #706
    Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

    Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
    wat's dat?
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Heliocentrism
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #707
      Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Heliocentrism
      Oh , i 100% don't believe in this theory
      Seriously , now you gonna say that the Sun revolves around the Earth?

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      • #708
        Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

        Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
        now you gonna say that the Sun revolves around the Earth?
        But of course, everyone can see that just by looking into the sky.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #709
          Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

          **Just in here to tidy up and refresh the CHRISTIAN MENS drinks**

          Personally, I'd rather take a correction from my Godly Husband, than have to deal with a man who referred to women as "bitches". A correction comes from the love of a husband for his wife, "bitches" is just plain disrespectful.

          I'll leave now.
          Drama queen

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          • #710
            Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            But of course, everyone can see that just by looking into the sky.
            You're hopeless.

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            • #711
              Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

              Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
              You're hopeless.
              Because I gather facts instead of copying the opinion of other people? Stop doing that and start using your own God given brain.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #712
                Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
                I'm an Orthodox. Because my father was Orthodox and the father of my father was an orthodox too and so on...
                Yeah, you're an Orthodox all right.

                You guys respect women SO much, that you exploit vulnerable women with 4 kids for your own depraved sexual pleasures.

                And of course your own immoral acts do not deter you to insults REAL Christians who treat their wives with the dignity and respect they deserve. And yes, sometimes they deserve a little beating, but nothing as sadistic as what you orthodox folks do.
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • #713
                  Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                  Yeah, you're an Orthodox all right.

                  You guys respect women SO much, that you exploit vulnerable women with 4 kids for your own depraved sexual pleasures.

                  And of course your own immoral acts do not deter you to insults REAL Christians who treat their wives with the dignity and respect they deserve. And yes, sometimes they deserve a little beating, but nothing as sadistic as what you orthodox folks do.
                  Wat? No i stated before that i do it with prostitutes that do it for the fun of doing it.
                  @Cranky Old Man : God didn't give me my brain. The Evolution did.
                  Also : FFFFFUUUUU i received an infranction

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                  • #714
                    Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                    Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
                    @Cranky Old Man : God didn't give me my brain. The Evolution did.
                    Thank you for proving to all of us evolution does not work.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #715
                      Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                      Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
                      Wat? No i stated before that i do it with prostitutes that do it for the fun of doing it.
                      Does the prostitute in question do it for fun too?

                      Do you try to help her in any way? Ask her if she has a Bible? Ask her if she has enough food? Ask her how she's doing?

                      That's the difference between you and a Christian. When a Christian goes to a prostitute, he does ask all those things.
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22                       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • #716
                        Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                        Only if it is to make sure they are not corrupted by unholy sources. even though they are lesser then man. We must be merciful.

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                        • #717
                          Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                          Originally posted by Miscer View Post
                          Only if it is to make sure they are not corrupted by unholy sources. even though they are lesser then man. We must be merciful.
                          But when my woman doesn't make me a sandwhich when ordered, how else can I get the message across?

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                          • #718
                            Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                            Originally posted by ChestRockwellTheMisc View Post
                            But when my woman doesn't make me a sandwhich when ordered, how else can I get the message across?
                            YOU MUST TEACH HER TO OBEY YOU, THIS CAN BE DONE BY PIITB.

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                            • #719
                              Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                              I don't understand, honestly.

                              There shouldn't be any question at all regarding this matter, for all who read their bibles assiduously.

                              After all, as can be gleaned from http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...unishment.html, our actions, as far as punishment is concerned, should be guided by zeal and righteousness.

                              However, at the same time, I do understand the plight of the OP (Brother Temperance).

                              True to his name, he wants to temper his temper. How utterly fascinating. And righteous. And zealous.

                              So, taking all of that into account and going back to the original question of the OP: "when is it OK to beat a woman?"

                              I say in all humility, righteousness and zealousness to you Brother Temperance: "beat a woman anytime the spirit comes upon you", for as already shown above, ye have not been found wanting, as ye are righteous and zealous both, traits which both justify ye wanting to inflict righteous punishment zealously.

                              Praised be!

                              Awesome Amen! :not worthy:

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                              • #720
                                Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

                                It is perfectly ok and acceptable to beat a woman 100% of the time. Cover them in bruises so they won't make your eyes have lustful thoughts. Beat them in the morning to remind them that it is their fault we were removed from the Garden of Eden. Beat them once before bed, as a lighter penance. All women are witches and guilty of glamour. According to Exodus they should be killed - and they would be if it were legal - not just beaten, however even the Almighty would not condone murder. Exodus 22:18 (KJV) "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

                                I rest my case.

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