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  • Melbran
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    • Oct 2008
    • 43

    #16
    Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Why thank you, you big old homer! I think I will. Go running to Mommy with your ouchie now
    I did, thank you, its all better

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    • Leaki
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      • Nov 2008
      • 4

      #17
      Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

      how can it be a curse when, without it, the miracle of life could never occur?

      as for inferiority, yes woman came from the flesh of man, but did man not in turn come from woman?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551

        #18
        Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

        Originally posted by Leaki View Post
        how can it be a curse when, without it, the miracle of life could never occur?

        as for inferiority, yes woman came from the flesh of man, but did man not in turn come from woman?
        We do not appreciate smart-alecky feminazi females on our Godly forum. I certainly hope that you have your Husband's permission to be in here posting.

        May I suggest that you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section and tell us about who you are and what you think.

        Keep a respectful tongue in your mouth if you want to retain your posting privileges. And learn to use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation if you're going to post here. Jesus hates lazy heathen scum.

        And read the Bible before coming into a Christian forum to spew your hatred. God created Adam, an then a few days later He created Eve out of one of our ribs. That way we Men could have someone to scrub the cave, clean and dress out the dinosaurs we killed, and make more Christian babies. End of story.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Leaki
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          • Nov 2008
          • 4

          #19
          Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

          First of all, not married and a virgin, so I can't be a whore now, can i?

          i resent being called a sassy-mouthed feminazi bitch. I merely asked a question, and was in no way snarky or sassy-mouthed! i do not appreciate being patronised! and on that note

          i will not adhere to American grammer and spelling, because I am not American! 'Tis all of you who can't spell with your fancy Zs.

          thirdly, Leaki? if you're going to going to subject me to an insulting user name, can i at least pick it?

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          • Leaki
            Unsaved trash
            • Nov 2008
            • 4

            #20
            Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            And read the Bible before coming into a Christian forum to spew your hatred. God created Adam, an then a few days later He created Eve out of one of our ribs. That way we Men could have someone to scrub the cave, clean and dress out the dinosaurs we killed, and make more Christian babies. End of story.
            1 Corinthians 11:8-9,11-12
            In the Lord, however, woman is not independent of man,
            nor is man independent of woman. For as woman came from man,
            so also man is born of woman.
            But everything comes from God.

            Happy?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78551

              #21
              Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

              Originally posted by Leaki View Post
              First of all, not married and a virgin, so I can't be a whore now, can i?
              Who accused you of being a whore? Not that I doubt you, but there are virgin whores...

              Originally posted by Leaki View Post
              i resent being called a sassy-mouthed feminazi bitch. I merely asked a question, and was in no way snarky or sassy-mouthed! i do not appreciate being patronised! and on that note
              Don't take that tone with me girl. How old are you anyway? Doesn't your father give you Godly whippings when to sass back like that!?

              Originally posted by Leaki View Post
              i will not adhere to American grammer and spelling, because I am not American! 'Tis all of you who can't spell with your fancy Zs.
              In that case this will be your final post. If you are too stupid to post in God's favorite language, then you don't belong on God's favorite forum. Shape up or ship out, girl.

              Originally posted by Leaki View Post
              thirdly, Leaki? if you're going to going to subject me to an insulting user name, can i at least pick it?
              Welcome to Landover Baptist forums. Take a look at THIS, which should explain everything.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Leaki
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2008
                • 4

                #22
                Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Who accused you of being a whore? Not that I doubt you, but there are virgin whores...

                i've read the other forums, thought i'd make the statement before anyone got the chance to call me one.

                Don't take that tone with me girl. How old are you anyway? Doesn't your father give you Godly whippings when to sass back like that!?

                I wrote that with the intention of NOT having a tone, so i do apologise if you perceived any negative tones in that statement.
                And don't fret, I'm not a minor. And my father would never strike me like that! although i am detecting an eagerness from you

                In that case this will be your final post. If you are too stupid to post in God's favorite language, then you don't belong on God's favorite forum. Shape up or ship out, girl.

                I thought that was aramaic?

                Welcome to Landover Baptist forums. Take a look at THIS, which should explain everything.
                hmm...totalitarianistic, much? ah well, doesn't matter too much. Leaki has a certain, je ne sais quoi...does it not?

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #23
                  Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                  Like big words, huh?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #24
                    Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Don't take that tone with me girl
                    Every time the un$avED begin whinging, it's like the sound of nails on a blackboard. Try NOT to think about it!

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                    • gjaida
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 15

                      #25
                      Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                      Tampoons are NOT pleasurable or even at the very least comfortable (from what women have told me). And wouldn't hot pepper damage the inside of a girl's body (come now people the poor things already have to suffer for a crime they didn't commit).

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                      • Atheism=Nothing
                        Admitted Communist Lezbean
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 21

                        #26
                        Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        We do not appreciate smart-alecky feminazi females on our Godly forum. I certainly hope that you have your Husband's permission to be in here posting.

                        May I suggest that you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section and tell us about who you are and what you think.

                        Keep a respectful tongue in your mouth if you want to retain your posting privileges. And learn to use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation if you're going to post here. Jesus hates lazy heathen scum.

                        And read the Bible before coming into a Christian forum to spew your hatred. God created Adam, an then a few days later He created Eve out of one of our ribs. That way we Men could have someone to scrub the cave, clean and dress out the dinosaurs we killed, and make more Christian babies. End of story.





                        Im not a fema-nazi, put a am an anarcho-feminist! Mr. all so high and mighty

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                        • GodIsQueer
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 2

                          #27
                          Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Who accused you of being a whore? Not that I doubt you, but there are virgin whores...



                          Don't take that tone with me girl. How old are you anyway? Doesn't your father give you Godly whippings when to sass back like that!?



                          In that case this will be your final post. If you are too stupid to post in God's favorite language, then you don't belong on God's favorite forum. Shape up or ship out, girl.



                          Welcome to Landover Baptist forums. Take a look at THIS, which should explain everything.
                          It's interesting that you quote every part of her post except the part where she proves you wrong. God says men in turn come from women... now what do you have to say?

                          BTW, God is worthless. He has absolutely no power over anything in this world. Possibly due to his lack of existence. The bible was written by men. History should teach us that men (especially men who lead CULTS) have a tendency to lie. God can't do shit to me for what I'm posting because god does no exist. Will i burn in hell... REALLY WILL I????? OMg i'm so scared, i'm so scared of your little satan. You people are the most worthless ignorant trash i've ever come across. This whole site is littered with racism and biggotry. I'll bet you all have the cumulative education of a third grader. God made cancer as a punishment? Well guess what, we will CURE cancer. Doesn't that make us more powerful than this god of yours? Women's periods are punishment? Oh we have the pill... god's powers are useless.

                          All you piffleing mormons that think that the "super-virus AIDS" can travel through AIR should be slaughtered. SKITTLES?! REALLY!?

                          F-ucking dipshits.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #28
                            Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                            Originally posted by GodIsQueer View Post
                            (anti-Christian hate speech deleted)
                            Dear friend:

                            Why do you have so much anger toward us and toward Jesus, that you come onto our discussion board to spew such hate speech? We show Christian love for our neighbors by warning them away from hell, and yet you tell us that people who show such Christian compassion "should be slaughtered." Why do you hate us and Jesus so much?

                            As for whether one of our Godly senior pastors has given a complete response to a certain bit of unsaved trash, we've already pointed out to her that she was using the wrong Bible version.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                            • Snarky
                              Unsaved trash, God Mocker
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 15

                              #29
                              Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                              Howabout I shove the hot-sauce drenched tampon up your ass while you sleep instead and laugh as you writhe. It will most likely get stuck due to the anatomy of the anus, and I hope it does.

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                              • Snarky
                                Unsaved trash, God Mocker
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 15

                                #30
                                Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                                Several ministers attended the second day of the Woman's Rights Convention, and were not shy in voicing their opinion of man's superiority over women. One claimed "superior intellect", one spoke of the "manhood of Christ," and still another referred to the "sin of our first mother." Suddenly, Sojourner Truth rose from her seat in the corner of the church.
                                "For God's sake, Mrs.Gage, don't let her speak!" half a dozen women whispered loudly, fearing that their cause would be mixed up with Abolition.
                                Sojourner walked to the podium and slowly took off her sunbonnet. Her six-foot frame towered over the audience. She began to speak in her deep, resonant voice: "Well, children, where there is so much racket, there must be something out of kilter, I think between the Negroes of the South and the women of the North - all talking about rights - the white men will be in a fix pretty soon. But what's all this talking about?"
                                Sojourner pointed to one of the ministers. "That man over there says that women need to be helped into carriages, and lifted over ditches, and to have the best place everywhere. Nobody helps me any best place. And ain't I a woman?"
                                Sojourner raised herself to her full height. "Look at me! Look at my arm." She bared her right arm and flexed her powerful muscles. "I have plowed, I have planted and I have gathered into barns. And no man could head me. And ain't I a woman?"
                                "I could work as much, and eat as much as man - when I could get it - and bear the lash as well! And ain't I a woman? I have borne children and seen most of them sold into slavery, and when I cried out with a mother's grief, none but Jesus heard me. And ain't I a woman?"
                                The women in the audience began to cheer wildly.
                                She pointed to another minister. "He talks about this thing in the head. What's that they call it?"
                                "Intellect," whispered a woman nearby.
                                "That's it, honey. What's intellect got to do with women's rights or black folks' rights? If my cup won't hold but a pint and yours holds a quart, wouldn't you be mean not to let me have my little half-measure full?"
                                "That little man in black there! He says women can't have as much rights as men. ‘Cause Christ wasn't a woman. She stood with outstretched arms and eyes of fire. "Where did your Christ come from?"
                                "Where did your Christ come from?", she thundered again. "From God and a Woman! Man had nothing to do with him!"
                                The entire church now roared with deafening applause.
                                "If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back and get it right-side up again. And now that they are asking to do it the men better let them."

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