[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

Howabout I shove the hot-sauce drenched tampon up your ass while you sleep instead and laugh as you writhe. It will most likely get stuck due to the anatomy of the anus, and I hope it does.

Friend, this is quite a hate filled post. You have been sent here by Jesus, why not introduce yourself over in the introduction section. You're apparently quite the intellectual and we look forward to many discussions with you.

[Snarky]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

We do not appreciate smart-alecky feminazi females on our Godly forum. I certainly hope that you have your Husband's permission to be in here posting.

May I suggest that you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section and tell us about who you are and what you think.

Keep a respectful tongue in your mouth if you want to retain your posting privileges. And learn to use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation if you're going to post here. Jesus hates lazy heathen scum.

And read the Bible before coming into a Christian forum to spew your hatred. God created Adam, an then a few days later He created Eve out of one of our ribs. That way we Men could have someone to scrub the cave, clean and dress out the dinosaurs we killed, and make more Christian babies. End of story.

Lmao, I got a kick out of how you cannot actually make a comeback to her valid point. It's true men in turn come from women, prove me wrong by squeezing out a kid. Go on, do it...

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I'm waiting...

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See? Men in turn do come from women now. You just cannot agree with it lest you actually agree with a woman and look less manly in front of your animal-like friends. I hardly call your pathetic squirt a child. It's also responsible for 50% of childless couples.

Every masterpiece first requires a rough draft. Notice how it was the woman who sought knowledge and not the man? I would rather be free on earth than a slave in paradise.

And now a little bit of a speech done by Sojourner Truth to shove you deeper into your hole;

"That little man in black there! He says women can't have as much rights as men. ‘Cause Christ wasn't a woman. She stood with outstretched arms and eyes of fire. "Where did your Christ come from?" "Where did your Christ come from?", she thundered again. "From God and a Woman! Man had nothing to do with him!"
The entire church now roared with deafening applause.
"If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back and get it right-side up again. And now that they are asking to do it the men better let them.""


If men can create humans as you say, why didn't God task the birth of Christ onto a man? Because mankind cannot create. Womankind can. It is Men who come from Women, because only a Woman has the strength and tenderness to pass this task on to.



Case closed.

[Snarky]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

Friend, this is quite a hate filled post. You have been sent here by Jesus, why not introduce yourself over in the introduction section. You're apparently quite the intellectual and we look forward to many discussions with you.

Eh, I would just simply like to see the hater get his little scheme tossed back at him Many people who want to or do inflict pain do so because they know they will never have to feel it themselves. Doing the tampon may make him think twice about the torture he will induce, even though most likely not because he has felt it himself.

[Snarky]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

Friend, this is quite a hate filled post. You have been sent here by Jesus, why not introduce yourself over in the introduction section. You're apparently quite the intellectual and we look forward to many discussions with you.

I really don't want to see anyone get hurt, and Jesus forgive me for the tampons lol! But I think sometimes people just have to know how much pain and agony they do cause if they do not cease causing it through being talked to.

In my opinion it is not a curse but merely a cleansing. Would you want your future child's starter kit to be sitting in some old nasty probably lost of it's nutrition tissue lining? Didn't think so. It's best to restart the lining every month to ensure a healthy child. It may not be the most flattering thing, but God designed it therefore it's whats best for the offspring and should be accepted.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

I really don't want to see anyone get hurt, and Jesus forgive me for the tampons lol! But I think sometimes people just have to know how much pain and agony they do cause if they do not cease causing it through being talked to.

That last sentence has too many pronouns - I can't tell if you're talking about a tampon or people.

In my opinion it is not a curse but merely a cleansing.

Always remember, it is God's Words, not your opinion that count - be humble before Him!

Would you want your future child's starter kit to be sitting in some old nasty probably lost of it's nutrition tissue lining? Didn't think so.

That's not a very clear question. However, is the child in question a boy or a girl?

It's best to restart the lining every month to ensure a healthy child.

You make it sound like you can go down to Wal-Mart and buy them from the chiller cabinets.

It may not be the most flattering thing, but God designed it

I don't suppose that you're an authority on this - I doubt you've been probing up there with a microscope.

therefore it's whats best for the offspring and should be accepted.

No, no, no! The emphasis is all wrong - What is Best for God is Best for everyone.

[Snarky]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums
Dear Enarc23,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Spewing hatred and lies on God's favorite forum
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You need to keep a respectful tone when speaking to your betters, harlot.

You should know that we do not suffer fools gladly here, so you may be asked to leave if you keep spewing your hateful bile on our Godly forum.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=291139
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
We do not appreciate smart-alecky feminazi females on our Godly forum. I certainly hope that you have your Husband's permission to be in here posting.

May I suggest that you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section and tell us about who you are and what you think.

Keep a respectful tongue in your mouth if you want to retain your posting privileges. And learn to use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation if you're going to post here. Jesus hates lazy heathen scum.

And read the Bible before coming into a Christian forum to spew your hatred. God created Adam, an then a few days later He created Eve out of one of our ribs. That way we Men could have someone to scrub the cave, clean and dress out the dinosaurs we killed, and make more Christian babies. End of story.

Lmao, I got a kick out of how you cannot actually make a comeback to her valid point. It's true men in turn come from women, prove me wrong by squeezing out a kid. Go on, do it...

...

I'm waiting...

...

See? Men in turn do come from women now. You just cannot agree with it lest you actually agree with a woman and look less manly in front of your animal-like friends. I hardly call your pathetic squirt a child. It's also responsible for 50% of childless couples.

Every masterpiece first requires a rough draft. Notice how it was the woman who sought knowledge and not the man? I would rather be free on earth than a slave in paradise.

And now a little bit of a speech done by Sojourner Truth to shove you deeper into your hole;

"That little man in black there! He says women can't have as much rights as men. ‘Cause Christ wasn't a woman. She stood with outstretched arms and eyes of fire. "Where did your Christ come from?" "Where did your Christ come from?", she thundered again. "From God and a Woman! Man had nothing to do with him!"
The entire church now roared with deafening applause.
"If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back and get it right-side up again. And now that they are asking to do it the men better let them.""


If men can create humans as you say, why didn't God task the birth of Christ onto a man? Because mankind cannot create. Womankind can. It is Men who come from Women, because only a Woman has the strength and tenderness to pass this task on to.



Case closed.
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums




Do it in front of your glass-ego friends next time.

[Snarky]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

Know whats so pathetic? I could get a makeup artist to make me look male, then suddenly you're all my best friends. That just shows how shallow this is and how much prejudice and hate there is. In fact, I think I will get that done...

[Snarky]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

Go ahead and ban me out of your PRIDE and RIGHTEOUS THINKING and COVET my speech. Those who speak freely must be destroyed, right?

Then we shall see who burns in hellfire.

[Snarky]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

Dear Enarc23,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Feminazi bitch posting in MEN ONLY section
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This is your last warning. Females are not allowed to post in the section clearly marked MEN ONLY. One more post and you'll wind up in Quarantine.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=291177
Quote:
Know whats so pathetic? I could get a makeup artist to make me look male, then suddenly you're all my best friends. That just shows how shallow this is and how much prejudice and hate there is. In fact, I think I will get that done...
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums


Awww poor boy cannot stand some opposition? Hairline cracks appearing in your glass ego?

You all disgust me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

Know whats so pathetic? I could get a makeup artist to make me look male, then suddenly you're all my best friends. That just shows how shallow this is and how much prejudice and hate there is. In fact, I think I will get that done...

What's pathetic is that you don't need a makeup artist.

[EarthSeeker]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

"That little man in black there! He says women can't have as much rights as men. ‘Cause Christ wasn't a woman. She stood with outstretched arms and eyes of fire. "Where did your Christ come from?" "Where did your Christ come from?", she thundered again. "From God and a Woman! Man had nothing to do with him!"
The entire church now roared with deafening applause.
"If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back and get it right-side up again. And now that they are asking to do it the men better let them.""

Brilliant. The Blessed Virgin is a beautiful example of the power and importance of women -- no women, no babies, no more human race.

If I were shunned and sent away for a few days every month, I think I'd go insane. Shouldn't women's fertility and ability for childbirth be celebrated?

[Nobar King]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

The Blessed Virgin is a beautiful example of the power and importance of women -- no women, no babies, no more human race.

As if that would ever happen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

Brilliant. The Blessed Virgin is a beautiful example of the power and importance of women -- no women, no babies, no more human race.

Who is this "blessed virgin" you're talking about? Are you a mary worshiper? They aren't even Christians you know.

If I were shunned and sent away for a few days every month, I think I'd go insane.

I think it's too late to worry about that.

Shouldn't women's fertility and ability for childbirth be celebrated?

That's not what the King James Bible says you pervert.

Leviticus 15:19-30

And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.

[barneyhilliard]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

God already tells us what will happen to women who are not virtuous during their unclean moments:

Isiah 3:17 Therefore the LORD will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts.

We don't want scabby women do we?

[you people are nuts.]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

OMFG your a self centered dick face retard. You have no clue what women go through on their period. How would you like it if you had a bunch of blood and tissue falling out of your penis!!!! You would wanna stick something on there to keep it from getting all over your underwear and pants.