[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

The last thing I need is some stinky tuna salad stuck in my mustache all day long.

Grow up.

[KingJames]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I am unworthy of Landover Baptist.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

While further researching the revolting subject of cunnilingus, I discovered the exercises listed below. Apparently cunnilingus is quite tiring, and one needs to build up stamina. While I certainly do not condone "yodeling in the gully," I believe these exercises are useful in strengthening the tongue for extended periods of proselytizing. I urge all Landover men to perform these exercises daily so we are fully prepared to teach God's Word to others.

I don't think I've ever seen anything like that before. It's a shame we can't send a copy o it to every student at every Bible college in the country. as a love gift.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I don't think I've ever seen anything like that before. It's a shame we can't send a copy o it to every student at every Bible college in the country. as a love gift.

Good suggestion Brother Lee, I think we can make an arguement that these tongue techniques were created by God to spread His Holy Word(r) and Satan pre-stole them for muff munching to mock Jesus.

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

As I complete my journey in becoming a True Christian™, I pledge to practice these tongue exercises every night from 2am-9am every day of the week in order to spread the Lord's Word in a more Righteous manner. This, Brothers (most importantly, Sisters) I promise you.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Good suggestion Brother Lee, I think we can make an arguement that these tongue techniques were created by God to spread His Holy Word® and Satan pre-stole them for muff munching to mock Jesus.

How in the heck can you pre-steal something? Also you shouldn't refer to cunnilingus as muff munching. It's very disrespectful towards the act, the vagina and women in general.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

You must eat cooter mushrooms as well

How in the heck can you pre-steal something? Also you shouldn't refer to cunnilingus as muff munching. It's very disrespectful towards the act, the vagina and women in general.