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  • thatguy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2009
    • 45

    #256
    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

    [quote=Brother_Percy;251907] (That sums up the whole thing).Iquote]

    Absolutely. You have every right to beat her. While we're in the 17th century, how about we go and attack some pagans!

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    • frank
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2009
      • 5

      #257
      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      In your introduction thread you said you are married to a guy names "K."

      So, are you a liar or are you a slut?
      Pastor Ezekiel, are you entitled to call women sluts?
      I think this is degrading...

      please apologize

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #258
        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

        Originally posted by frank View Post
        Pastor Ezekiel, are you entitled to call women sluts?
        I think this is degrading...

        please apologize
        I am sure Pastor was overly distraught when he said that. I shall apologize for him. We are all sorry that women are such sluts. If they would accept JESUS, they could be cured.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #259
          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          In your introduction thread you said you are married to a guy names "K."

          So, are you a liar or are you a slut?
          Originally posted by frank View Post
          Pastor Ezekiel, are you entitled to call women sluts?
          I think this is degrading...

          please apologize
          If you weren't a damned illiterate foreigner you would have understood that I did not accuse the lady of being a slut. I simply asked whether or not she IS a slut.

          After you get done apologizing to Jesus for mocking Him, you can apologize to me for being an uppity French queer.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • My Name Is Phil
            Unsaved trash, Limp Wrist
            • Mar 2009
            • 26

            #260
            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

            There's no need for you to beat your wife ! What are you thinking ?

            If you want to marry her, is it too much to show a little respect ? If she does something bad, it's her own responsability to realise it. See, if someone (man or femal, wer'e all equal, did you know that ?) does something bad at any moment of his life, I believe that destiny will lead her to punishment. But you are not allowed to beat your own wife. You could easily go to jail that way.

            Really, you guys here don't know respect ? Love ? Cause beating you wife means you need to be seriously teached respect and love. Does God ever wanted you to beat peopole, juste because you thought it would be nice ? NO !

            I could've insult everyone in this message, but I prefered showing you guys some intelligence and RESPECT, so you could have an example.
            I play for both teams. So what?

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #261
              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

              Originally posted by My Name Is Phil. View Post
              There's no need for you to beat your wife!
              Morons like you with your gross generalizations really get my goat.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • you people are nuts.
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2009
                • 32

                #262
                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                You will be allowed to do that when hell freezes over cuz thats where you will go.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #263
                  Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                  That makes no sense. We True Christians are not going to hell, so no one will be able to meet you there.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Mollywhop
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 12

                    #264
                    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                    Someone throw a verse at me.
                    I want to see one that clearly states it's all good to beat the shit out of your wife or any woman.

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                    • you people are nuts.
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 32

                      #265
                      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                      What makes you so sure that you are a true Christian? How do you know that you haven't been lied to your whole life?

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                      • John Bois Ward
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 350

                        #266
                        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                        Originally posted by you people are nuts. View Post
                        What makes you so sure that you are a true Christian? How do you know that you haven't been lied to your whole life?
                        Are you calling God a liar and The Bible a book of lies? Why do you hate God?
                        Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                        • you people are nuts.
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 32

                          #267
                          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                          GOD DIDN"T WRITE THE BIBLE PEOPLE WROTE THE BIBLE!!!!

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                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Senior Pastor
                            VP of Evangelical Outreach
                            On FIRE for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5812

                            #268
                            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                            Originally posted by Mollywhop View Post
                            Someone throw a verse at me.
                            I want to see one that clearly states it's all good to beat the shit out of your wife or any woman.
                            How many times are you atheist mockers going to ask us the same question in one thread? The relevant scripture has already been posted several times in this thread. Here's one of those times.

                            You sure are lazy. No wonder you aren't saved. You expect others to read the Bible for you because you are too lazy to do it yourself.

                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                            • John Bois Ward
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 350

                              #269
                              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                              Originally posted by you people are nuts. View Post
                              GOD DIDN"T WRITE THE BIBLE PEOPLE WROTE THE BIBLE!!!!
                              God spoke through these "PEOPLE." If you don't accept The Bible as the Word of God, how do you still call yourself a Christian? Do you hear God's voice in your head? Has He told you what really happened and what He really meant? Would you mind sharing what God told you?
                              Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                              • Mollywhop
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 12

                                #270
                                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                                How many times are you atheist mockers going to ask us the same question in one thread? The relevant scripture has already been posted several times in this thread. Here's one of those times.

                                You sure are lazy. No wonder you aren't saved. You expect others to read the Bible for you because you are too lazy to do it yourself.

                                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                I am saved. You don't know me.
                                It's you crazy assholes that give Christianity a bad name.
                                I didn't go to Christian schools for 10 years for this bullshit.
                                But I still feel it doesn't clearly state it's okay to beat your wife for burning you're fucking food. =/

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