[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Prejudiced... No that isn't what I am.

No. Stupid is what you are.

You are the biggest idiot I think I have ever met.

I was just going to tell YOU that!

Take your head out of your arse and listen. Women aren't meant to be "kept in line."

If we listen to you, maybe not. but why would we? We have JESUS on our side.

Well respected by your friends, MAYBE. But by anyone else in the world, you're just an a**hole to women, any race but white, and any religion but your own.

Have you ever heard of the Muslims? Bhurkas...honor killings....stonings...women unable to leave the house without getting acid tossed on them? Sort of like Britain, innit. Or their penal colony.

Now, change that tampon... It sounds like its been wedged up there for quite a while.

We don't allow them. They are SATAN'S little cotton fingers.

No, not a queer. I just believe that women have just as many rights in this world as men do.

Try that line anywhere in Africa or the Middle East and see where it gets you.

You should know all about queers, considering you hang around them all the time in your church.

We hang them AROUND our church. In trees. By their necks. Like goths, wiccans and messkins.

Tell me, have you gotten AIDS yet?

Why no! There has never been a case of the AIDS here.

[Billy Ram]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Prejudiced... No that isn't what I am. You are the biggest idiot I think I have ever met. Take your head out of your arse and listen. Women aren't meant to be "kept in line." Well respected by your friends, MAYBE. But by anyone else in the world, you're just an a**hole to women, any race but white, and any religion but your own. Now, change that tampon... It sounds like its been wedged up there for quite a while.

No, not a queer. I just believe that women have just as many rights in this world as men do. You should know all about queers, considering you hang around them all the time in your church.

Tell me, have you gotten AIDS yet?

I notice a subtle disrespect for women and queers in your words. I like that.

[Wikdsnipe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Why no! There has never been a case of the AIDS here.

Haha. I love homos (or homers as you would call them) like this man. If you truly hang people because of their religion, race, or belief, YOU try going to another country with different religions. Get hung yourself. Meet those whom you hung and learn from them that everyone else believes that your religion is wrong. Jesus is NOT on your side. Jesus isn't on anyone's side. He helped create us, but left us here to fend for ourselves. Humanity is his entertainment. We kill each other, hate each other, love each other, just to please his stupid little heart and give him some kicks and giggles. Do you want to comprehend that? Or can your little closed-minded head not take it?

Call me closed minded. Go ahead. You'll just be calling yourself a hypocrite. You don't even listen to other people's points of view without dissing them first and generalizing their characteristics, or in smaller words, JUDGING THEM.

Live and learn, queers.

[Billy Ram]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Haha. I love homos (or homers as you would call them) like this man. If you truly hang people because of their religion, race, or belief, YOU try going to another country with different religions. Get hung yourself. Meet those whom you hung and learn from them that everyone else believes that your religion is wrong. Jesus is NOT on your side. Jesus isn't on anyone's side. He helped create us, but left us here to fend for ourselves. Humanity is his entertainment. We kill each other, hate each other, love each other, just to please his stupid little heart and give him some kicks and giggles. Do you want to comprehend that? Or can your little closed-minded head not take it?

Call me closed minded. Go ahead. You'll just be calling yourself a hypocrite. You don't even listen to other people's points of view without dissing them first and generalizing their characteristics, or in smaller words, JUDGING THEM.

Live and learn, queers.

Boy, why do you hate Jesus so much. Your gonna feel Satan's flaming tallywacker if you keep this up.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Call me closed minded. Go ahead. You'll just be calling yourself a hypocrite. You don't even listen to other people's points of view without dissing them first and generalizing their characteristics, or in smaller words, JUDGING THEM.

Live and learn, queers.

We follow the teachings of God as written in His Holy Word. Your unsaved opinion couldn't matter less.


We are commanded to judge unsaved scum like you. If you were even remotely familiar with the Bible, then you would know that.

Unless you repent, you are going to spend eternity in a lake of fire being anally raped by every demon in hell.

[Wikdsnipe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Boy, why do you hate Jesus so much. Your gonna feel Satan's flaming tallywacker if you keep this up.

I don't hate Jesus. I don't fear him nor Satan. Both fictional characters. Jesus was a human, indefinitely. But he never came back to life, nor did he have connections with a God of any sort.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I don't hate Jesus. I don't fear him nor Satan. Both fictional characters. Jesus was a human, indefinitely. But he never came back to life, nor did he have connections with a God of any sort.

Then why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Why do you want to persecute us?

[Billy Ram]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I don't hate Jesus. I don't fear him nor Satan. Both fictional characters. Jesus was a human, indefinitely. But he never came back to life, nor did he have connections with a God of any sort.

Didn't you say before that Jesus played a part in the creation of the world? Please friend we are concerned about you . Turn Or Burn!

[Wikdsnipe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Then why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Why do you want to persecute us?

To try and make you stop beating your women. Thats why I keep talking.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

To try and make you stop beating your women. Thats why I keep talking.

We follow the teachings of Jesus in the Holy Bible. Nothing can ever change that. If you speak against Christ's teachings then you are condemning yourself to hellfire.

Tell the truth; You're a female, aren't you.

[Wikdsnipe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

We follow the teachings of Jesus in the Holy Bible. Nothing can ever change that. If you speak against Christ's teachings then you are condemning yourself to hellfire.

Tell the truth; You're a female, aren't you.

Nope. 100% male. I just respect women. You, on the other hand, don't. Which makes you that much less of a humane person.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Nope. 100% male. I just respect women. You, on the other hand, don't. Which makes you that much less of a humane person.

I'm a Christian person. It would not be respectful for me to sit by and allow a female to disobey the Holy Bible. I would be doing satan's work to withold Masculine Christian Discipline from an uppity feminazi bitch like you.

Enjoy hell, lady.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Bruises are unattractive

GOD has a different opinion on the matter:

Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

Nothing says God's Love like bruises on the back and welts on the belly! Glory! Can you give me just one amen here, "Wikdsnipe"?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother_Percy]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Nope. 100% male. I just respect women.

So you're gay. Thanks for clearing that up for us.

[Wikdsnipe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

GOD has a different opinion on the matter:

Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

Nothing says God's Love like bruises on the back and welts on the belly! Glory! Can you give me just one amen here, "Wikdsnipe"?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

A pastor of a church like this needs to rot an eternity in Hell, and will if he continues to follow his way of thinking. This isn't a quote from a Bible, but a quote of hatred and discrimination.

And no, Percy. I'm not gay. I follow the rest of the world (minus some parts) and i respect women and treat them as equals. If you beat women, you're nothing but a coward venting your anger on your wife.