[Wikdsnipe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

We follow the Holy KJV Bible. Every word of it. You should too.

Your rights on this Godly forum are spelled out clearly HERE. Please read them carefully.

How old are you boy?

Boy? Son I should be calling you "boy." I'm a proud 38 year old man. I have a wife, 2 beautiful children, and my wife is unbeaten. Beating women is wrong, disrespectful, and quite literally illegal. You people should be reported to the police immediately for what you do to your wives!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You... you people... you all disgust me. ASKING IF ITS OK TO BEAT A GIRL??? The #1 rule your mom should have taught you is that it is NEVER ok to beat a girl, or anyone else for that matter! Get your head out of your a**es, and listen to your heart to what is right. What if you were the girl? Would you want your arm broken, or your rib cracked? No, you wouldn't. Because that is just plain wrong and should never even be contemplated as a solution to ANYTHING.

I hope you're happy, because with that logic, (and your mentality of a preschooler,) I'm SURE you're going to get a lot more people to join!

If any of this seems like it was changed, this website is just too uptight to let me say what I want. You are taking away my freedom of speech, which is in the Bill of Rights, First Amendment, am I wrong?

We follow the Holy KJV Bible. Every word of it. You should too.

Your rights on this Godly forum are spelled out clearly HERE. Please read them carefully.

How old are you boy?

[Wikdsnipe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You... you people... you all disgust me. ASKING IF ITS OK TO BEAT A GIRL??? The #1 rule your mom should have taught you is that it is NEVER ok to beat a girl, or anyone else for that matter! Get your head out of your a**es, and listen to your heart to what is right. What if you were the girl? Would you want your arm broken, or your rib cracked? No, you wouldn't. Because that is just plain wrong and should never even be contemplated as a solution to ANYTHING.

I hope you're happy, because with that logic, (and your mentality of a preschooler,) I'm SURE you're going to get a lot more people to join!

If any of this seems like it was changed, this website is just too uptight to let me say what I want. You are taking away my freedom of speech, which is in the Bill of Rights, First Amendment, am I wrong?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

This website is SICK!

I'm hip to the latest lingo, and when a 16 year old refers to something as "sick", it is high praise.

Thanks for the encouragement, friend. We look forward to you coming back when you are 18.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[ed8050]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

This website is SICK!

You call yourself christians but all your intolerant, sexist, racist, bigotry-laden asses are going to hell and that's from me, a slightly religious 16 year old non-racist AP student nice person

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I do in fact have a job, though I'm hard pressed to call getting paid to drive around all day in Maseratis, Porches, BMWs etc "work." It just so happens that today is Sunday, my God given day of rest, though why I'm squandering my precious time bantering back and forth with you mis-guided imbeciles is truly a mistery...(mystery?)

You ignorant fool. It's Sunday in AMERICA. It's 5am Monday in Ireland. Now I'm going to have to ban you for posting obscene language and getting caught out lying about being in Ireland. God knows why anyone would want to be in that Catholic stronghold of inside-out darkies anyway.

The last thing we need is "American" education, and I did not request any. As for "spelling errors" such as "realised" and "industrialised," count on the Yankees to replace an "s" with a "z" to try and distance themselves from the British, who invented the language in the first place.

Sorry. The British didn't invent it. You might want check back into school and take that history course again.

I would love to sit here and continue this foolish debate with you racist, sexist, hypocritical cretins, however I have more important things to do with my day off, such as getting my "knob polished" (oral sex for the un-educated "American" masses) and engaging in pre-marital relations with my girlfriend, following every position listed in the Kama Sutra.
Good Day.

And for a last tidbit of information, Pope Dumbenough... The Kama Sutra, according to people who have seen it, doesn't have a list. It's pictures. Just right for Irishmen and retards IF you know which way is right-side up. If you are holding the picture upside down you could get yourself into a mess.

[Ephialtes]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Okay guys im married to a Taiwanesse girl and im totally Christian and she is blasphemy deleted can I smak her around to make her become christian or make sex with her until she Shout im god ?!

[Internal Pain]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You do not have the right to hit her - EVER.

I firmly disagree. I think you should always beat your wife. She is yours, it says so by walking down the aisle.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Notice that my spelling and grammar are perfect, yet I have been drinking steadily since 9:00 this morning.

I have more important things to do with my day off, such as getting my "knob polished" (oral sex for the un-educated "American" masses) and engaging in pre-marital relations with my girlfriend, following every position listed in the Kama Sutra.

Oh, how dreadful for your girlfriend, having to fend off your boozy, fumbling advances. On the bright side, you'll probably fall asleep before she does, which no doubt will be something of a novelty.

[Billy Ram]

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I was wondering where you went. I assumed it was the beer store.

[Irishalcoholic]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I do in fact have a job, though I'm hard pressed to call getting paid to drive around all day in Maseratis, Porches, BMWs etc "work." It just so happens that today is Sunday, my God given day of rest, though why I'm squandering my precious time bantering back and forth with you mis-guided imbeciles is truly a mistery...

The last thing we need is "American" education, and I did not request any. As for "spelling errors" such as "realised" and "industrialised," count on the Yankees to replace an "s" with a "z" to try and distance themselves from the British, who invented the language in the first place.

I would love to sit here and continue this foolish debate with you racist, sexist, hypocritical cretins, however I have more important things to do with my day off, such as getting my "knob polished" (oral sex for the un-educated "American" masses) and engaging in pre-marital relations with my girlfriend, following every position listed in the Kama Sutra.

Good Day.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

1. Showering twice a day makes me dirty, does it?

No. Being an Irisher does.

2. I've never kissed anyone named Mary, my girlfriend's name is Andrea.

Tell Andy "Hello" for us.

3. Leprechauns are fictional characters. If your delusions lead you to believe that fictional characters are capable of discussions over the internet, I seriously question your mental state.

It was a little joke, Mickey.

4. I guarantee that I am far more intelligent and coherent after a case of ale than you are when you are dead sober.

I'll be thanking you to demonstrate that.

Notice your spelling and puctuation errors. I assume by your distain (you mean 'disdain don't you?) for alcohol that you are sober. Notice that my spelling and grammar are perfect (well....maybe not PERFECT), yet I have been drinking steadily since 9:00 this morning.

You are a slobbering drunk then. Get a job, you Irish bum!

Perhaps you might consider attending an educational institution to improve upon your language skills. On a second thought, I have realised (realized?)that it may not in fact be entirely your fault, as the United States has one of the lowest standards for public education in the industrialised (industrialized?)world, whereas in Ireland we have one (of?) the the highest standards of public education in the world; (do tell!) perhaps if your government spent more money on public education rather than invading other countries, this problem would not exist.

So you want us to spend more on educating you potato pickers, eh? Get out of the pub and wander down to the job bank. They can always use more ditch diggers in Dubai.

[Billy Ram]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

1. Showering twice a day makes me dirty, does it?
2. I've never kissed anyone named Mary, my girlfriend's name is Andrea.
3. Leprechauns are fictional characters. If your delusions lead you to believe that fictional characters are capable of discussions over the internet, I seriously question your mental state.
4. I guarantee that I am far more intelligent and coherent after a case of ale than you are when you are dead sober.

Notice your spelling and puctuation errors. I assume by your distain for alcohol that you are sober. Notice that my spelling and grammar are perfect, yet I have been drinking steadily since 9:00 this morning. Perhaps you might consider attending an educational institution to improve upon your language skills. On a second thought, I have realised that it may not in fact be entirely your fault, as the United States has one of the lowest standards for public education in the industrialised world, whereas in Ireland we have one the the highest standards of public education in the world; perhaps if your government spent more money on public education rather than invading other countries, this problem would not exist.

puctuation? distain? I'm Canadian, potato.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You might have been taught spelling and grammar, but you certainly weren't taught manners. I notice that you rudely ignored Pastor Al's question. I was about to ask you the same thing, but Al beat me to it.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Irishalcoholic]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You dirty, Mary kissing, lebrechaun mick. Why don't ya lay off the sauce for a bit so you can think straight.

1. Showering twice a day makes me dirty, does it?
2. I've never kissed anyone named Mary, my girlfriend's name is Andrea.
3. Leprechauns are fictional characters. If your delusions lead you to believe that fictional characters are capable of discussions over the internet, I seriously question your mental state.
4. I guarantee that I am far more intelligent and coherent after a case of ale than you are when you are dead sober.

Notice your spelling and puctuation errors. I assume by your distain for alcohol that you are sober. Notice that my spelling and grammar are perfect, yet I have been drinking steadily since 9:00 this morning. Perhaps you might consider attending an educational institution to improve upon your language skills. On a second thought, I have realised that it may not in fact be entirely your fault, as the United States has one of the lowest standards for public education in the industrialised world, whereas in Ireland we have one the the highest standards of public education in the world; perhaps if your government spent more money on public education rather than invading other countries, this problem would not exist.