[Irishalcoholic]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Do you want to know what the difference is between abuse and discipline?

Abuse is when you physically or mentally attack, strike, or injure your wife.

Discipline is when I kick your head in with my size 12 boot for being an abusive fucktard.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Do you want to know what the difference is between abuse and discipline?

Abuse is when you physically or mentally attack, strike, or injure your wife.

Discipline is when I kick your head in with my size 12 boot for being an abusive piffletard.

What's it called when I help save someone's soul from eternal damnation?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Temperance]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Abuse-to treat in a harmful, injurious, or offensive way.


Yes, it is abuse.

What you're doing to our Godly Forums is definitely abuse!

Do you want to know what the difference is between abuse and discipline?

Abuse is when you physically or mentally attack, strike, or injure your wife.

Discipline is when I kick your head in with my size 12 boot for being an abusive piffletard.

What do you call it when a Godly British soldier guns down a mob of ignorant drunken taigs? Oh, that's right, hilarious.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Do you want to know what the difference is between abuse and discipline?

Abuse is when you physically or mentally attack, strike, or injure your wife.

Discipline is when I kick your head in with my size 12 boot for being an abusive piffletard.

You must be a foreigner or a pansy. The only thing you seem to be doing with your size twelve boot is kick-starting your mouth. Go away before someone takes that boot and makes you into a size twelve popsicle.

[Irishalcoholic]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

What's it called when I help save someone's soul from eternal damnation?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Physically abusing women will not "save their soul" it will merely demonstrate your immaturity, corrupt violent tendencies, low self asteem and lack of intelligent, mature problem solving skills.

Instead of blindly lashing out, have you considered using your words like a big boy?

Most likely not, as you know that your defeat in any intelligent debate is inevitable.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I kick your head in with my size 12 boot for being an abusive piffletard.

Physically abusing women will not "save their soul" it will merely demonstrate your immaturity, corrupt violent tendencies, low self asteem and lack of intelligent, mature problem solving skills.

Instead of blindly lashing out, have you considered using your words like a big boy?

Most likely not, as you know that your defeat in any intelligent debate is inevitable.

I kick your head in with my size 12 boot for being an abusive piffletard.

Jesus hates irony.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Physically abusing women will not "save their soul" it will merely demonstrate your immaturity, corrupt violent tendencies, low self asteem and lack of intelligent, mature problem solving skills.

Instead of blindly lashing out, have you considered using your words like a big boy?

Most likely not, as you know that your defeat in any intelligent debate is inevitable.

Women probably don't have souls. It's dust-to-dust for them. What is 'asteem'? Is that like asteem engine, Toot,Toot? Why are we arguing with an Irish person?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Physically abusing women will not "save their soul"

God has a different opinion.

Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

God says to beat the people you love black and blue to cleanse away evil. Praise God!

Don't take this personally, but I think I'll trust the Almighty creator of the Universe over some random internet troll.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Irishalcoholic]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

If the god you serve commands you to abuse, or, as you put it, "discipline" your wives, teaches that women are inferior, and that they have no souls, you serve a false god. The one true God is the God of Truth, Compassion, Love, Righteousness, Justice, Charity and Fairness. We are all, male and female alike, children of God and created equally in His image. Jesus died for the sins of every man, woman and child, Jew an Gentile alike. In the eyes of God ALL have equally sinned and fallen, and All must repent humbly to him. Your pride and self righteousness condemn you all to the fiery pit, and to call yourselves "true christians" is an insult to Christ and the Salvation he brought to the world. Take heed, your pride, bigotry, and love of violence, especially towards women, will drag you down into the pit as surely as God is Just. I will pray for you daily so that your eyes may be opened to the truth, and that you will humbly bow before the one true God and repent of your sins, changing your evil ways so that you will not be banished to the pit.

I fear that my words will fall upon deaf ears, but I will pray for you all in the hopes that even one of you may be truely saved.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

If the god you serve commands you to abuse, or, as you put it, "discipline" your wives, teaches that women are inferior, and that they have no souls, you serve a false god. The one true God is the God of Truth, Compassion, Love, Righteousness, Justice, Charity and Fairness. We are all, male and female alike, children of God and created equally in His image. Jesus died for the sins of every man, woman and child, Jew an Gentile alike. In the eyes of God ALL have equally sinned and fallen, and All must repent humbly to him. Your pride and self righteousness condemn you all to the fiery pit, and to call yourselves "true christians" is an insult to Christ and the Salvation he brought to the world. Take heed, your pride, bigotry, and love of violence, especially towards women, will drag you down into the pit as surely as God is Just. I will pray for you daily so that your eyes may be opened to the truth, and that you will humbly bow before the one true God and repent of your sins, changing your evil ways so that you will not be banished to the pit.

I fear that my words will fall upon deaf ears, but I will pray for you all in the hopes that even one of you may be truely saved.

Tell you what. Back up your statements with Chapter and Verse from the KJV 1611 (Authorized) Bible. Can you do that? No. Do you know WHY you can't do that? The Bible doesn't say that. The Bible says the OPPOSITE of that.

Not us. THE BIBLE! You show me where it says those things.

[Billy Ram]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You dirty, Mary kissing, lebrechaun mick. Why don't ya lay off the sauce for a bit so you can think straight.

[Irishalcoholic]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You dirty, Mary kissing, lebrechaun mick. Why don't ya lay off the sauce for a bit so you can think straight.

1. Showering twice a day makes me dirty, does it?
2. I've never kissed anyone named Mary, my girlfriend's name is Andrea.
3. Leprechauns are fictional characters. If your delusions lead you to believe that fictional characters are capable of discussions over the internet, I seriously question your mental state.
4. I guarantee that I am far more intelligent and coherent after a case of ale than you are when you are dead sober.

Notice your spelling and puctuation errors. I assume by your distain for alcohol that you are sober. Notice that my spelling and grammar are perfect, yet I have been drinking steadily since 9:00 this morning. Perhaps you might consider attending an educational institution to improve upon your language skills. On a second thought, I have realised that it may not in fact be entirely your fault, as the United States has one of the lowest standards for public education in the industrialised world, whereas in Ireland we have one the the highest standards of public education in the world; perhaps if your government spent more money on public education rather than invading other countries, this problem would not exist.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You might have been taught spelling and grammar, but you certainly weren't taught manners. I notice that you rudely ignored Pastor Al's question. I was about to ask you the same thing, but Al beat me to it.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Billy Ram]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

1. Showering twice a day makes me dirty, does it?
2. I've never kissed anyone named Mary, my girlfriend's name is Andrea.
3. Leprechauns are fictional characters. If your delusions lead you to believe that fictional characters are capable of discussions over the internet, I seriously question your mental state.
4. I guarantee that I am far more intelligent and coherent after a case of ale than you are when you are dead sober.

Notice your spelling and puctuation errors. I assume by your distain for alcohol that you are sober. Notice that my spelling and grammar are perfect, yet I have been drinking steadily since 9:00 this morning. Perhaps you might consider attending an educational institution to improve upon your language skills. On a second thought, I have realised that it may not in fact be entirely your fault, as the United States has one of the lowest standards for public education in the industrialised world, whereas in Ireland we have one the the highest standards of public education in the world; perhaps if your government spent more money on public education rather than invading other countries, this problem would not exist.

puctuation? distain? I'm Canadian, potato.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

1. Showering twice a day makes me dirty, does it?

No. Being an Irisher does.

2. I've never kissed anyone named Mary, my girlfriend's name is Andrea.

Tell Andy "Hello" for us.

3. Leprechauns are fictional characters. If your delusions lead you to believe that fictional characters are capable of discussions over the internet, I seriously question your mental state.

It was a little joke, Mickey.

4. I guarantee that I am far more intelligent and coherent after a case of ale than you are when you are dead sober.

I'll be thanking you to demonstrate that.

Notice your spelling and puctuation errors. I assume by your distain (you mean 'disdain don't you?) for alcohol that you are sober. Notice that my spelling and grammar are perfect (well....maybe not PERFECT), yet I have been drinking steadily since 9:00 this morning.

You are a slobbering drunk then. Get a job, you Irish bum!

Perhaps you might consider attending an educational institution to improve upon your language skills. On a second thought, I have realised (realized?)that it may not in fact be entirely your fault, as the United States has one of the lowest standards for public education in the industrialised (industrialized?)world, whereas in Ireland we have one (of?) the the highest standards of public education in the world; (do tell!) perhaps if your government spent more money on public education rather than invading other countries, this problem would not exist.

So you want us to spend more on educating you potato pickers, eh? Get out of the pub and wander down to the job bank. They can always use more ditch diggers in Dubai.