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Does that get me platnium membership?
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Re: I like girls.
Sure you do, right! Like we believe that, homer.
What platinum membership? Are you talking about Platinum Tithers? Platinum Tithers achieve that GODLY position by tithing $5 million a week per family. I myself am a Platinum Tither and am glad to give so much to GOD's favorite church. HE has blessed me with many riches and I thank HIM by giving HIM wonderful tithes.Originally posted by mr ytmnd View PostDoes that get me platnium membership?
Are you able to tithe that much to HIS favorite church? Are you willing to give up your life of sin and turn to HIM? If you answered yes to these questions then repent and click the Pay Pal button below. A pastor will contact you to set up a tithing schedule so you can start down the road of Forgiveness. IF you reach the end of that road successfully then you too will be a Platinum Tither and well on the narrow road to Heaven.The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
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As Brother JIL says, it takes much more than a claim of being a normal heterosexual male to become a Platinum Tither. But I suspect that you already knew that, homer. You are here to mock Jesus, and the Bible tells us about vermin like you.Originally posted by mr ytmnd View PostDoes that get me platnium membership?
Proverbs 14:9 Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous [there is] favour.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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That's not going to save you from eternal torture in hell!Originally posted by mr ytmnd View Post
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Excitement!Originally posted by mr ytmnd View PostDoes that get me platnium membership?sigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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I see Miss Van HellsKitchen has been baking her Baby Pies for you.Originally posted by mr ytmnd View PostI like girls.
And apparently you're paying her with 'favors' of a nature we do not discuss here.Originally posted by Rachael Van HellsKitchen View Post
Somehow, mr, you think the fact that you eat Baby Pies made from little girls will gain you favor with the Lord's favorite church?! What kind of a sick weirdo are you?
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Friend,Originally posted by mr ytmnd View PostDoes that get me platnium membership?
You need to do more than just like them, you need to marry one and have many baby Christian soldiers for Jesus. This isn't about what you "like" friend, it is about what Jesus wants.
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No, you like to argue about anal sex to relieve your sexual fascinations without actually admitting them. You claim not to discuss "favors of nature" yet this is the most perverted Christian site I've ever been on.Originally posted by OnYourKnees View PostComment
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And YOU are the MOST PERVERTED non-Christian WE have EVER seen!!Originally posted by Myers View Post
REPENT SINNER!!!Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
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Blechhhhh!! I don't accept those 'favors' from anyone other than my husband.Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
All I was doing was pointing out the pointlessness of that first post. Surely you're familiar with sarcasm, Mr Knees?sigpic
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I've seen a worse sinner than you.Originally posted by Myers View Post
And he's dead. Get it?
So be on your best behaviour, boy, Jesus is ALWAYS watching!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Oh great. Now I'm a sinner and Jesus is a pervert...Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostI've seen a worse sinner than you.
And he's dead. Get it?
So be on your best behaviour, boy, Jesus is ALWAYS watching!Comment
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No, you are a sinner AND a pervert. And you will be assigned a fresh new batch of warning points for blasphemy. Jesus watches over us all, for our own good. He never stops watching, and you should bear that in mind and stop committing perversions and whoredoms, filthy homer.Originally posted by Myers View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I said nothing about anal sex, pervert. We see exactly where your depraved mind goes.Originally posted by Myers View Post
I suggested that mr was paying Van Heliumheels for her Baby Pies with "favors" of a nature we would not discuss in this Forum.Comment
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