[Nobar King]

Re: So I decided to shave my genitals.

Originally Posted by Otaxephon
Please reply with any kind of helpful information.

You misspelled etc. three times in a row. Usually people throw in an etc. just to make sure that they get at least one right, but you were unusually confident in your ignorance.

What is ect? Is that short for ectoplasm? Have you been watching Ghostbusters too often?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: So I decided to shave my genitals.

Please forgive me for posting in this forum, but the thread's title is indicative of the conversational skills of today's youth, and therefore must be commented upon.

To the young man who began this thread: "So I decided to shave my genitals" is not an appropriate opening line in any conversation, especially on a Christian forum; good Christian ladies will not be swooning at the prospect of your bald nether regions.

Your apology has been accepted in advance. Thank you.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: So I decided to shave my genitals.

You can forget it. It is unsanitary. What we suggest is you get about a quart of Brazilian hot wax compound and microwave it until it comes to a full, rolling boil. Then sit in a chair while a friend pours it from your belly-button to your knees.

Not only will you be clean and fresh for the surgeon, but your hair will never grow back.

Bee's wax mixed with two-part epoxy can be applied in the same way. Glad to be of help.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: So I decided to shave my genitals.

Wait, didn't everyone else say NOT to remove pubic hair?

Please clarify.

I care less about his/her furry bunny. My suggestion will demonstrate ONCE AND FOR ALL the sin of trying to change what GOD gave you. After following my recommendation, this person will not ever do it again, I assure you! He will sit watching his lower bowels move food all day.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: So I decided to shave my genitals.

I care less about his/her furry bunny. My suggestion will demonstrate ONCE AND FOR ALL the sin of trying to change what GOD gave you. After following my recommendation, this person will not ever do it again, I assure you! He will sit watching his lower bowels move food all day.

I'm indeed impressed Pastor Al, that you are acquainted with the Gnostic methods of immanentizing the eschaton. I too prefer to bypass the Pavlovian rubbish towards the goal of single trial learning.