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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #31
    Re: Satanic stigmata

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    You call that cross-dressing bear Mr. Wiggles? But . . . but . . . you said that was my special nam what you called your beagle hound!

    I'm not saying a word!
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • lilith
      Night Hag
      • Sep 2006
      • 1232

      #32
      Re: Satanic stigmata

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      OKAY! I've HAD IT with you two! 10,000 infraction points to the next harlot who continues to spread these vile rumours about me and bears and pink satin handcuffs on these Godly boards!

      I mean it!

      What - there are RUMOURS as well?!

      Do tell.

      MR WIGGLES?!!!!!
      Last edited by lilith; 01-24-2007, 01:52 AM.
      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #33
        Re: Satanic stigmata

        Originally posted by Lilith
        MR WIGGLES?!!!!!
        Well, you know, Lilith....we could ask......but there's a distinct possibility that we wouldn't want to know the answer anyway.
        Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 01-24-2007, 02:40 AM.
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • Tyrone Shoelaces
          Unsaved trash
          • Jan 2007
          • 237

          #34
          Re: Satanic stigmata

          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
          You call that cross-dressing bear Mr. Wiggles? But . . . but . . . you said that was my special nam what you called your beagle hound!
          I must admit, I laughed when I saw this.

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          • Rextopherious
            Foul Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
            Probably a lezbianic pervert and has some very strange friends.
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 35

            #35
            Re: Satanic stigmata

            You guys should visit Kakashi's proctology....



            Indeed.

            Don't do it... she lies...

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            • tommy
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2006
              • 392

              #36
              Re: Satanic stigmata

              Originally posted by Rextopherious View Post
              You guys should visit Kakashi's proctology....



              Indeed.

              Don't do it... she lies...
              Do you suffer from some kind of multiple personality disorder?

              Smeagol, right?
              The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
              Exodus 15:3

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #37
                Re: Satanic stigmata

                Originally posted by tommy View Post
                Do you suffer from some kind of multiple personality disorder?
                I answered that one right here. It's not a big deal, you just kind of get used to it after a while.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #38
                  Re: Satanic stigmata

                  Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                  I answered that one right here. It's not a big deal, you just kind of get used to it after a while.
                  We do have therapy for that, you know.

                  Well, we call it "exorcism".
                  Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-25-2007, 10:00 PM.

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                  • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1439

                    #39
                    Re: Satanic stigmata

                    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                    We do have therapy for that, you know.

                    Well, we call it "exorcism".

                    Do you flay the skin, or do you use the bore technique?
                    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                    (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #40
                      Re: Satanic stigmata

                      Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                      Do you flay the skin, or do you use the bore technique?
                      "or"?

                      We use every method necessary to drive the demons from a poor financially stable victim of demonic possession, no matter what the cost!
                      Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-25-2007, 10:27 PM.

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                      • lilith
                        Night Hag
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1232

                        #41
                        Re: Satanic stigmata

                        Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                        Do you flay the skin, or do you use the bore technique?
                        Nah,they save that for their sermons.
                        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                        • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1439

                          #42
                          Re: Satanic stigmata

                          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                          "or"?

                          We use every method necessary to drive the demons from a poor financially stable victim of demonic possession, no matter what the cost!
                          Thank you for clarifying. I've heard of some places that only flay the skin to bleed out the demon, while others bore a hole in the skull to let the demon out. The cathylick version of an exorcism is laughable at best.
                          "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                          (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                          • Tyrone Shoelaces
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 237

                            #43
                            Re: Satanic stigmata

                            Yeah, that's a good method. Drill a hole into the skull. Good idea.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #44
                              Re: Satanic stigmata

                              Originally posted by Rextopherious View Post
                              You guys should visit Kakashi's proctology....
                              And you should consider making a worthwhile post once in a while!

                              Originally posted by Tyrant
                              Yeah, that's a good method. Drill a hole into the skull. Good idea.
                              Well, it is only the most fascinating surgical operation in the history of medicine. Archaeological finds indicate that it is also the oldest therapeutic procedure of which we have objective evidence. But of course that doesn't matter to you, because it's not "trendy" this week. Silly secularists.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Tyrone Shoelaces
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 237

                                #45
                                Re: Satanic stigmata

                                Thank you, Doctor. I'm sure you know everything there is to know about modern medicine and how drilling a hole in someone's head is harmful. Honestly, you need a reality check...

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