[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Self important crap snipped

Someday, and I bet this will happen sooner than later, you will realize what an ignorant tool you actually are. Your behavior here today, on our Godly website, will be an example of this. Once you discover the errors of your ways, you will be too embarrassed to even tell people about what happened here today. Have a nice life, you idiot!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Yes it was quite a fitting name for him...WHO CARES?

We are getting a flood of artificial intelligence programs, posing as humans, NAZI ROBOTS INVADE LANDOVER FORUMS!!!! but it is quite clear if you analyze their posts you see a common thread to them and they definitely fail the Turing test.

NO DOUBT SATANIC ALLIANCE AGENDA IS BEING THREATENED BY INCREASED POPULARITY OF LANDOVER AMONG THE MASSES SO MASSIVE WAVE OF ROBOT DRONES SENT TO FORUMS FOR DISINFORMATION PURPOSES!!!

REDDIT.COM INVENTED 1942 BY NAZI GERMANY FOR SS MIND CONTROL EXPERIMENTS....THIS IS TRUE....TURN TO CHANNEL 74 FOR TRUTH ABOUT NAZI ROBOTS POSTING ON LANDOVER FORUMS

[Angelic_Benediction]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I was brought up to believe that we are all God's children and that God loves all of us. Love your parents, siblings, wife and children and even those who are not your family members. You marry a woman that you want to spend the rest of your life with right? Positive reinforcements work so much better than negative ones.

This is a thought mentioned by a few other people but it doesn't seem too farfetched that she would be embarrassed to have you walk in on her naked. It sounds as if you have a very conservative household and a woman in that situation must be incredibly shy and embarrassed to be seen in such a vulnerable state in front of the head of the household.

So in conclusion, love your fellow people. God loves us all!

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I was brought up to believe that we are all God's children and that God loves all of us. Love your parents, siblings, wife and children and even those who are not your family members. You marry a woman that you want to spend the rest of your life with right? Positive reinforcements work so much better than negative ones.

This is a thought mentioned by a few other people but it doesn't seem too farfetched that she would be embarrassed to have you walk in on her naked. It sounds as if you have a very conservative household and a woman in that situation must be incredibly shy and embarrassed to be seen in such a vulnerable state in front of the head of the household.

So in conclusion, love your fellow people. God loves us all!

Are you some sort of hippie?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I was brought up to believe that we are all God's children and that God loves all of us. Love your parents, siblings, wife and children and even those who are not your family members. You marry a woman that you want to spend the rest of your life with right? Positive reinforcements work so much better than negative ones.

This is a thought mentioned by a few other people but it doesn't seem too farfetched that she would be embarrassed to have you walk in on her naked. It sounds as if you have a very conservative household and a woman in that situation must be incredibly shy and embarrassed to be seen in such a vulnerable state in front of the head of the household.

So in conclusion, love your fellow people. God loves us all!

Not everyone is Gods child. From time to time, God has to take a dump, that is where all the non True Christans come from. I am positive of this.

Walk on my wife naked? Get you head out of the gutter, you heathen trollop. True Christian women are neither shy nor embarrassed. The are respectful and proud. God does not love everybody, he only loves True Christans. Tell me, how does it feel to be left out?

[Caeiro]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

So words mean different things depending on the skin color of the person saying them?

Think about it friend, that IS judgement and prejudice based on race.

It's like "African-American". That's racist, as somehow you'd have "True Americans" and "African-Americans". Yeah, like our Brother Remy Lebeau never became an ex-negro.

The fact that the Bible clearly tells us that the Sons of Ham are obviously inferior has nothing to do with your reversed racism. Nigras can choose to stop their spinnerz lifestyle, and become True Christians™ PRAISE!

So you're saying that it's perfectly natural, as it's stated on the Bible, for a "True Christian" to cast judgment others based on prejudice regarding skin color, sexual orientation and even nationality? - I'm sorry, I added a few more aspects.

If that isn't the case then I apologize but I do not see the point of your reply.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

So you're saying that it's perfectly natural, as it's stated on the Bible, for a "True Christian" to cast judgment others based on prejudice regarding skin color, sexual orientation and even nationality? - I'm sorry, I added a few more aspects.

If that isn't the case then I apologize but I do not see the point of your reply.

No friend, you are putting the cart before the horse. Skin color, sexual orientation and nationality are judgments God has places against individuals for their sins. We TRUE Christians(tm) merely note accept God's will in these matters.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

So you're saying that it's perfectly natural, as it's stated on the Bible, for a "True Christian"

It's True Christian(tm)

Trademarked and copyrighted by Landover Baptist Church! Reprogram that into your circuits, vile NAZIBOT!

[Caeiro]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No friend, you are putting the cart before the horse. Skin color, sexual orientation and nationality are judgments God has places against individuals for their sins. We TRUE Christians™ merely note accept God's will in these matters.

That's basically what I said, you just added a few more words.

It's True Christian™

Trademarked and copyrighted by Landover Baptist Church! Reprogram that into your circuits, vile NAZIBOT!

Oh the irony.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

That's basically what I said, you just added a few more words.

Yes, to untwist your distortion of THE TRUTH(tm)

[Angelic_Benediction]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Not everyone is Gods child. From time to time, God has to take a dump, that is where all the non True Christans come from. I am positive of this.

Walk on my wife naked? Get you head out of the gutter, you heathen trollop. True Christian women are neither shy nor embarrassed. The are respectful and proud. God does not love everybody, he only loves True Christans. Tell me, how does it feel to be left out?

I don't believe my head is in the gutter considering what I said was way less graphic than most of the posts on this thread... I really am just wasting my time on this site. The language you use is disgusting and you should be ashamed to mention God in the same sentence. Anyone who believes that God "takes a dump" to create untrue Christians has no true respect for God. You don't deserve to call yourself a True Christian.

[Caeiro]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Yes, to untwist your distortion of THE TRUTH™

What was there to be twisted if you said the same thing when trying to correct me?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I don't believe my head is in the gutter considering what I said was way less graphic than most of the posts on this thread... I really am just wasting my time on this site. The language you use is disgusting and you should be ashamed to mention God in the same sentence. Anyone who believes that God "takes a dump" to create untrue Christians has no true respect for God. You don't deserve to call yourself a True Christian.

So you are saying God is constipated? You are truly cruel.

If you feel searching for and finding God enroute to being a True Christian™, then be off, heathen.

So tell me, they who knows more than the Bible and our Lord, where do the untrue eminate from, Certainly not from Gods image because if they were, they would be a True Christian™. Just like if I were to go into your shanty town, I am sure many of the illegitimate children bear a striking resemblence to you. Disposed of in a cesspool.

[CajunlostinCali]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Helurr. My problem is I do not have a shower, only a tub but it is a high profile tub with Jacuzzi jets so how am I supposed to tell if there is some improper goin on's in progress?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

What was there to be twisted if you said the same thing when trying to correct me?

You made it sound like we Christians were victimizing innocent people instead of persecuting sinners. Sinners force us to hurt them, not the other way around.