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  • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    You guys are the scariest peolpe alive.

    Maybe it´s time for you to step out in the real world? A suggestion for enlightenment is this book: *** link to satanic book removed ***
    Good luck to you all.

    Cheers.
    Last edited by Wide-Open; 06-10-2009, 09:02 AM. Reason: Link removed

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    • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      Father, you are either a liar or just stupid.

      Was the internet around in the 1960s?



      It is late and I am tired. Good night.
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      • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        Originally posted by Obi wan View Post
        You guys are the scariest peolpe alive.

        Maybe it´s time for you to step out in the real world? A suggestion for enlightenment is this book: *** link to satanic book removed ***
        Good luck to you all.

        Cheers.
        I'm very curious about the book, but I can't see the link?

        English: Enough of this gay talk. How do you feel about showers? Are they responsible for women going to Satan? Make it quick, I have to get to bed. 2:00 AM here in California!
        I love showers, they give me that warm and clean feeling. And I must admit that it gives me that enjoyable pleasure also sometimes.

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        • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Originally posted by Father View Post
          I'm very curious about the book, but I can't see the link?
          Perhaps the "link removed" notification might give you a clue as to why that is.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
            Father, you are either a liar or just stupid.

            Was the internet around in the 1960s?



            It is late and I am tired. Good night.
            Neither, I'm a stupid liar.

            What has the Internet to do with my response?

            And a is often used to let people know, that your expression is a joke.

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            • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              Perhaps the "link removed" notification might give you a clue as to why that is.
              Perhaps my question might give you the clue as why I don't understand that link was removed. Capiche?

              American people have a serious lack of sarcasm and humo(u)r. Doesn't god provide you that?

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              • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                Im not here to discredit anyones beliefs. I truly find believing in a greater being, entity or what not a positive thing. Especially in times of despair people can really obtain strength and hope from beliefs.

                I must say I believe in a greater power than us humans. Perhaps we're all connected somehow, or perhaps there is a greater being that created the world. Truth is, im not going further than believing there is more. Whats the use of it. No one ive met really had a life altering talk with god, or his incarnete. Try to image devoting your life to a "god" and when your time has come, there is nothing? Ofcourse this is a point that can be discussed, but really proven, it cant.

                My beliefs are that we are supposed too live our lives as good as we possible can. Offer our children a good start at life, offering quality food, education, giving advise in dificult times (which we've all been through). Basically a good foundation to build there lives up on.

                That's for my believes part. Like I said, I respect your opinion in life, and your believes. I just believe in humanity, eventually humanity is god.

                To come down to the subject. I find it out most rediculous too punish her for masturbating. If we were made by god, what did he give woman and us men the pleasuring feeling of playing with our private parts?

                If they really were made for reproduction only, then why getting pleasure out of it?

                In my opinion. DONT punish a woman for being one with her self and having pleasure. If god provided us with the ability to do this, we should take full enjoyment out of it.

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                • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
                  Im not here to discredit anyones beliefs. I truly find believing in a greater being, entity or what not a positive thing. Especially in times of despair people can really obtain strength and hope from beliefs.

                  I must say I believe in a greater power than us humans. Perhaps we're all connected somehow, or perhaps there is a greater being that created the world. Truth is, im not going further than believing there is more. Whats the use of it. No one ive met really had a life altering talk with god, or his incarnete. Try to image devoting your life to a "god" and when your time has come, there is nothing? Ofcourse this is a point that can be discussed, but really proven, it cant.

                  My beliefs are that we are supposed too live our lives as good as we possible can. Offer our children a good start at life, offering quality food, education, giving advise in dificult times (which we've all been through). Basically a good foundation to build there lives up on.

                  That's for my believes part. Like I said, I respect your opinion in life, and your believes. I just believe in humanity, eventually humanity is god.

                  To come down to the subject. I find it out most rediculous too punish her for masturbating. If we were made by god, what did he give woman and us men the pleasuring feeling of playing with our private parts?

                  If they really were made for reproduction only, then why getting pleasure out of it?

                  In my opinion. DONT punish a woman for being one with her self and having pleasure. If god provided us with the ability to do this, we should take full enjoyment out of it.
                  Son, are you a complete moron? Are you so consumed by masturbating all the time that all you do is whip your talleywacker out and flail away? You need to place that into a vice and give it a good squeeze.

                  God made it feel good for two reasons. First, to make the reward worth the vile act. Second, to let the man know when it is time for a beer. With all your jerking off, you must be a drunken sot.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Son, are you a complete mormon? Are you so consumed by masturbating all the time that all you do is whip your talleywacker out and flail away? You need to place that into a vice and give it a good squeeze.

                    God made it feel good for two reasons. First, to make the reward worth the vile act. Second, to let the man know when it is time for a beer. With all your jerking off, you must be a drunken sot.
                    Got to love predjudice.

                    I just gave my opinion on the subject. Do with it as you like.

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                    • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
                      Got to love predjudice.

                      I just gave my opinion on the subject. Do with it as you like.

                      So you agree, your being obsessed with spanking the monkey makes you a unique race? Did you come from a country where all the men are jerk offs?

                      Or am I off base here? You and your fellow wankers are merely sick perverts wasting away God's babies? So disliking perverts makes me prejudiced? Should we coddle and encourage you "Come on Wanderer, pull it, that's it, whack it..." Please, you are nothing more than a demented sex offender. The Church needs to snip it off unrepentant sex addicts like you.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        Do as you please as will I.. Live your life as you suit best for your self. Im not here to discriminate you, nor your fellow church members.

                        I hope that what your saying is true, and that eventually you will receive a worth plot in heaven to live the rest of eternity.

                        I also hope that your getting the best out of life, living it to the max. Living happily, healthy, without harming fellow human beings. And that the heaven story is not a fairy tale.

                        Thats all I can say and hope for.

                        Id rather not respond too any of the posts unless its worth-while.


                        Good luck, strength and fortune wished for you people. Lets hope there is an afterlife after all.

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                        • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          We are not discriminating racists son. I am greatly offended you would think that of Landover and its' parishioners. I just do not want you spraying your 'love juice' on me or my family. We live a clean life. Is it wrong to not want your jisim where I live and eat?

                          I know and have been assured, my place in heaven awaits. There is no wonder or concern.

                          Hope is a pipe dream. I know fact. Just as God Almighty exists, so does heaven for his faithful, non-masturbatory flock. Those that are unable to restrain themselves can go on doing so, 'juicing the one eyed devil' in hell for all eternity. One big circle jerk.

                          Please, start a conversation, then run away when you are faced by honest truths that go against your every word. You need to take some time and look n the mirror and evaluate what you see. From what you've displayed here, it has the foul stench of the devils work.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
                            Do as you please as will I.. Live your life as you suit best for your self. Im not here to discriminate you, nor your fellow church members.

                            I hope that what your saying is true, and that eventually you will receive a worth plot in heaven to live the rest of eternity.

                            I also hope that your getting the best out of life, living it to the max. Living happily, healthy, without harming fellow human beings. And that the heaven story is not a fairy tale.

                            Thats all I can say and hope for.

                            Id rather not respond too any of the posts unless its worth-while.


                            Good luck, strength and fortune wished for you people. Lets hope there is an afterlife after all.
                            Are you a sissyboy? You talk like a queer. I'm sure you aren't a Christian, so why are you here?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              I got babtized. So ye, I am a christian.

                              I must say Im getting a bad vibe from you people. If you would swap places with the muslim terrorists I wouldnt see the difference.

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                              • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
                                I got babtized. So ye, I am a christian.

                                I must say Im getting a bad vibe from you people. If you would swap places with the muslim terrorists I wouldnt see the difference.
                                You don't even know how to spell it, so I'm going to assume that you are not Saved through Jesus's Blood like the rest of us. Dipping you in a little water doesn't mean a thing. I'll bet you've never read the Bible either.

                                Why are you here? Are you concerned about the effects of hand-held showers on ladies?

                                We sure are not interested in your unsaved opinions.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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