[Kaksa]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

lol is this for real?

you paddle your wife??

I recently joined this board just to check it out and I still cannot believe this is all real.

You people are all christians right??

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You DON'T paddle your wife? Are you some kind of hippie?

[I am a Tool]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Wow you guys are ridiculous. Start pleasuring your wife and treat her right. She is a human being not a toy or a slave for you. She is your wife. She is your partner.

You want to tell me different? Maybe i should report this site to the proper authorities and let them see what you swine say you do to your significant others.


Love
~Truth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Wow you guys are ridiculous. Start pleasuring your wife and treat her right. She is a human being not a toy or a slave for you. She is your wife. She is your partner.

You want to tell me different? Maybe i should report this site to the proper authorities and let them see what you swine say you do to your significant others.


Love
~Truth

Oh by all means do. Please call the FBI and report us for practicing Christianity exactly as God commands. The boys down at the bureau always get a kick out of that.

[MrMannnly]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Wow you guys are ridiculous. Start pleasuring your wife and treat her right. She is a human being not a toy or a slave for you. She is your wife. She is your partner.

You want to tell me different? Maybe i should report this site to the proper authorities and let them see what you swine say you do to your significant others.


Love
~Truth

Partner?! What is this, a business agreement Mr. Tool(bag), a man's wife is his most treasured possession. I don't know what version of the Bible you read, if you read one at all, but I'm surprised you didn't know this. Now we all know that a woman isn't a toy, a simple pleasure that one can share with friends. A woman is a lot of hard work, and years of training are required to help ensure her Salvation. Why several older friends of mine have exclaimed to me over poker night about how after nearly 20 years of marriage their wife still uses the wrong Ricotta cheese on his lasagna. Heck, a wife is even much more expensive than a toy: purchasing a wife can cost nearly as much as a new Ford

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Wow you guys are ridiculous. Start pleasuring your wife and treat her right. She is a human being not a toy or a slave for you. She is your wife. She is your partner.

You want to tell me different? Maybe i should report this site to the proper authorities and let them see what you swine say you do to your significant others.


Love
~Truth

Ya see Heathen, it's our duty as Christian men to ensure that our blondie stays on the righteous path and escapes Satan's Lake of Fire. This can only be done through the teachings of the Bible, namely beatings, constant prayer, and restrainment from bodily pleasures.

Why don't you want our wives to be saved? Why do you hate women so much?

[rnryder33]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

lol is this for real?

you paddle your wife??

I recently joined this board just to check it out and I still cannot believe this is all real.

You people are all christians right??

No they aren't Christians... not even close... just posers.

[Bob4God]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Would you like to point out in the Bible where we're not acting like Christians?

[bottomgun]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This site is a joke, and you all talk like a bunch of Muslim Radicals. Ban me if you wish. I don't really care. I'm not coming back anyway. I came here to fellowship with Christians. Instead I'm met with sarcasm and profane comments about the US Navy. If we weren't out defending you, you wouldn't be here, spewing forth hate.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This site is a joke, and you all talk like a bunch of Muslim Radicals. Ban me if you wish. I don't really care. I'm not coming back anyway. I came here to fellowship with Christians. Instead I'm met with sarcasm and profane comments about the US Navy. If we weren't out defending you, you wouldn't be here, spewing forth hate.

A joke? You call yourself a Christian and then spew hatred like that about God's favorite forum? And now you claim to see "Muslim Radicals" roaming the forum?

I think you're delusional, pal. You've got demons in your colon, like so many of your fellow Navy "bottoms."

[Andythelordmocker]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hello friends,

I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin

Brother, Don't get so mad because you cannot properly please your wife. Yeah it is something to be embarrassed about, I mean, come on, you got replaced by a shower head.
But you don't have to beat her because of it.
My wife does not pleasure herself, because I am man enough to please her.

[MoralAuthority]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

It utterly baffles me, how my fellow christian men can be so demeaning and possessive of their own women; after all, they are the means through which life is created.

How dare you punish your wife for such trivial discrepancies. Has she not the right to enjoy the body god has rightfully given her? Has she not the right to explore her own body's pleasures?

God has created the human body in perfect divinity. Why must one be restricted to utilize, to the fullest extent, the enjoyments of that body?

Has God created a perfect form with which to be wasted? With which to be abused? Who are you to bruise the fruits of god in such a way as paddling? Are you god, to say that the indulgence of physical pleasure is immoral? This is not punishment for a holier people, what you do here is a brainwashing of individuals minds, a tempest in which all pleasure, exploration, and application of the very body which god has privileged to us all, is lost in the hailstorm of totalitarian one-mindedness.

WAKE UP, SEE THE WORLD AND SEE GOD; SEE HIM FOR ALL HIS PLEASURES AND ALL HIS LOVE

[Talitha]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

It utterly baffles me, how my fellow christian men can be so demeaning and possessive of their own women; after all, they are the means through which life is created.

How dare you punish your wife for such trivial discrepancies. Has she not the right to enjoy the body god has rightfully given her? Has she not the right to explore her own body's pleasures?

God has created the human body in perfect divinity. Why must one be restricted to utilize, to the fullest extent, the enjoyments of that body?

Has God created a perfect form with which to be wasted? With which to be abused? Who are you to bruise the fruits of god in such a way as paddling? Are you god, to say that the indulgence of physical pleasure is immoral? This is not punishment for a holier people, what you do here is a brainwashing of individuals minds, a tempest in which all pleasure, exploration, and application of the very body which god has privileged to us all, is lost in the hailstorm of totalitarian one-mindedness.

WAKE UP, SEE THE WORLD AND SEE GOD; SEE HIM FOR ALL HIS PLEASURES AND ALL HIS LOVE

I'm glad I'm not supposed to be in this area reading all of the disgusting filth that these Unsaved Trash Post.

I hope you are happy now. Pastor will have to give me a good thrashing for being in here.

[DS3000]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hurting People is wrong.
If that means feelings, thoughts, actions - impure thought and action yield negative energy, and thus create problems, manifested through the material world.
I'm not an idealist. I am a realist. I realize that there will always be war, always be garbage to deal with. But hurting your spouse is wrong.
Believing you are intended to dominate and domineer another human is wrong.

Most of the posts I have read have little if nothing to do with the reality of Christ, nor with the spiritual conception most share of what a Christ-like being should be.

Seek Christ in consciousness, avoid the teachings of these false prophets, stuck in a repressive, ultra conservative mindset of reality.

Look inward to understand the world outside, and do so without fear.

[Ricardo Reis (Quarantined)]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Greetings.

I just registered simply because I felt the need to bash this kind of behavior, but first of all is this serious? I know there are still trash out there who still follow this lunatic line of thought but I cannot help to wonder if it's just a sick joke, which can be appreciated I might add, but in case it is not:

I really hope all you wife-beating pieces of shit die a violent, slow and painful death. My only regret is that I probably won't be there to either watch closely or even help in the process. Nevertheless, I will self-indulge with the dream of ripping your guts apart while you slowly choke on your own putrid blood. It is garbage like you that pollute the very meaning of intelligence, that makes me ashamed, angered and saddened of being part of the same species... to share the same planet and even the same air. This is yet another proof, at least for me, that (your) god does not exist, because if he did he surely wouldn't conceive beings such as yourselves, nor would he allow you to live. And if there is any justice in this world, when you die I will be given the location of your grave so I may have a new spot for me to defecate upon.

Best regards with hopes that you will soon perish,

Your friendly Satan.