[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

do i really need to answer that? if so, it is worse than i thought.

Do you engage in disgusting ORCA SEX ORGIES OF SHAMU PENIS WORSHIP, hidden behind scenes of SEA WORLD where trainers engage in MARINE MAMMAL ORGY SEX of sodomy trains between MAN, SEAL, DOLPHIN, AND ORCA? I think you do for GHOST SHARK OWNS YOUR MIND YOU ARE A PUPPET YOU ARE A ROBOT YOU ARE A PROGRAM ON COMPUTER MEANT TO SPY AND TAKE NAMES FOR SATANIC ALLIANCE AGENDA!!!!!

[my_new_friend_Jesus]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Could we not simply duct tape the wife?

Why should be I inconvenienced for my my wifes' frivolities? After all, I am a man, she is merely a wo-man. Or perhaps have a locking zipper installed?

your wife must be an uber-whore if you have to duct tape her up or lock her zipper to keep her from fornicating with everyone. you don't mind if we use her mouth do you? you didn't mention limiting access to her mouth!

[NeutronVette]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I think that women should be kept in check by their men and TOLD when and where to shower.

Original Poster, have you thought about setting up a camera in the shower to moniter her actions? This is what I would do.

Keep us informed on her future punishments and share details with us.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Could we not simply duct tape the wife?

Why should be I inconvenienced for my my wifes' frivolities? After all, I am a man, she is merely a wo-man. Or perhaps have a locking zipper installed?

[my_new_friend_Jesus]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Why would I be at an orgy?

do i really need to answer that? if so, it is worse than i thought.

[Father O'Malley]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Isn't there a way to set the pressure of the jets so that it's less forceful? That should help reduce the temptation. Or, you could just disconnect the jets altogether. Maybe duct tape them closed?

A simple solution would be to disable the hot water to make bathing unpleasant whereas she will attempt to finish cleansing her flesh as quickly as possible

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Why would I be at an orgy?

[my_new_friend_Jesus]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Sexual desires are evil, dirty, and disgusting. Anybody having such a desire deserves to burn in Hell for eternity.

jeez, you must be a real blast at the orgies.....

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Helurr. My problem is I do not have a shower, only a tub but it is a high profile tub with Jacuzzi jets so how am I supposed to tell if there is some improper goin on's in progress?

It's pretty much guaranteed that she's going to try it at one point. Isn't there a way to set the pressure of the jets so that it's less forceful? That should help reduce the temptation. Or, you could just disconnect the jets altogether. Maybe duct tape them closed?

I find it hard to believe that you don't have a shower. I think they're part of the building code. Do you live in some kind of illegal unit?

[Caeiro]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You made it sound like we Christians were victimizing innocent people instead of persecuting sinners. Sinners force us to hurt them, not the other way around.

But that's what you've been doing for centuries. Either way, THAT is twisted. In what way do "sinners" force your hand?

Lets assume you're a Christian, and you meet someone from a different religion. In most cases that person surely doesn't believe in what you do and so you obviously deem him/her as being a sinner. That same person, however, doesn't provoke you in any personal way (and may even respect your views even if he/she doesn't agree), at a certain moment he/she performs something that you consider to be a sin, although not directly to you. So, are you going to hurt that person?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

What was there to be twisted if you said the same thing when trying to correct me?

You made it sound like we Christians were victimizing innocent people instead of persecuting sinners. Sinners force us to hurt them, not the other way around.

[CajunlostinCali]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Helurr. My problem is I do not have a shower, only a tub but it is a high profile tub with Jacuzzi jets so how am I supposed to tell if there is some improper goin on's in progress?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I don't believe my head is in the gutter considering what I said was way less graphic than most of the posts on this thread... I really am just wasting my time on this site. The language you use is disgusting and you should be ashamed to mention God in the same sentence. Anyone who believes that God "takes a dump" to create untrue Christians has no true respect for God. You don't deserve to call yourself a True Christian.

So you are saying God is constipated? You are truly cruel.

If you feel searching for and finding God enroute to being a True Christian™, then be off, heathen.

So tell me, they who knows more than the Bible and our Lord, where do the untrue eminate from, Certainly not from Gods image because if they were, they would be a True Christian™. Just like if I were to go into your shanty town, I am sure many of the illegitimate children bear a striking resemblence to you. Disposed of in a cesspool.

[Caeiro]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Yes, to untwist your distortion of THE TRUTH™

What was there to be twisted if you said the same thing when trying to correct me?

[Angelic_Benediction]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Not everyone is Gods child. From time to time, God has to take a dump, that is where all the non True Christans come from. I am positive of this.

Walk on my wife naked? Get you head out of the gutter, you heathen trollop. True Christian women are neither shy nor embarrassed. The are respectful and proud. God does not love everybody, he only loves True Christans. Tell me, how does it feel to be left out?

I don't believe my head is in the gutter considering what I said was way less graphic than most of the posts on this thread... I really am just wasting my time on this site. The language you use is disgusting and you should be ashamed to mention God in the same sentence. Anyone who believes that God "takes a dump" to create untrue Christians has no true respect for God. You don't deserve to call yourself a True Christian.