[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Gentlemen, I feel that I have to comment, even though this is the men's room.

Yes, it is true that a woman showering by herself, especially if a hand-held massaging showerhead is available, may slide into slippery, soapy sin!

As a True Christian™, I have no fear of falling prey to the Teledyne Temptation. No, I am strong every day when I bathe myself!

However, some of the ladies who stay at The Monthly Visitor (my resort for True Christian™ women during their "time of the month") are not so sure of themselves. So, for those who wish, I provide a "Shower Buddies" program.

In order to avoid temptation, the ladies who wish to enter the Shower Buddies program get rooms with a shared bath. The shower and bathtub are both large enough for three*; the shower actually has two separate removable showerheads and body jets.

This way, two ladies can shower together, and make sure that neither of them is drawn into depravity. Perversion is kept at bay, and the ladies are squeaky clean!


*Every so often, there is an odd number of ladies who wish to enter the program. I will shower with the odd one out myself if her schedule matches mine. Otherwise, she can join two of the other ladies . . . hence the three-lady showers!

Excellent idea sister J! Once again I want to commend you for your constant innovations to keep the Ladies of Landover(c) on the straight and narrow.

Just to be sure that this program of yours is working, Brother BJ and his boys in security will be installing a live stream video connection in all the shower stalls at The Monthly Visitor. Just so we Pastors can monitor the situation when the mood arises. I'm sure you understand.

[JennyD]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Gentlemen, I feel that I have to comment, even though this is the men's room.

Yes, it is true that a woman showering by herself, especially if a hand-held massaging showerhead is available, may slide into slippery, soapy sin!

As a True Christian(tm), I have no fear of falling prey to the Teledyne Temptation. No, I am strong every day when I bathe myself!

However, some of the ladies who stay at The Monthly Visitor (my resort for True Christian(tm) women during their "time of the month") are not so sure of themselves. So, for those who wish, I provide a "Shower Buddies" program.

In order to avoid temptation, the ladies who wish to enter the Shower Buddies program get rooms with a shared bath. The shower and bathtub are both large enough for three*; the shower actually has two separate removable showerheads and body jets.

This way, two ladies can shower together, and make sure that neither of them is drawn into depravity. Perversion is kept at bay, and the ladies are squeaky clean!


*Every so often, there is an odd number of ladies who wish to enter the program. I will shower with the odd one out myself if her schedule matches mine. Otherwise, she can join two of the other ladies . . . hence the three-lady showers!

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

SOOO glad I'm atheist and have a good atheist man. he treats me well and i do the same i clean i cook i do all the things a good live in girlfriend should and he is sweet kind and never hurts me in any way you know why? BECAUSE WERE EQUAL IN EVERY ASPECT he sees me as a person not some peice of property and loves me for who i am and not what some false god says i should be.. piffleing religous assholes..oh nooo i cussed i'm going to hel! ooooooh!

Did you marry your twin brother?

[Altarboy Nealin]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No, if she's pleasuring herself it's because she's horny which is NATURAL. You people should know that "your god" "made" it this way. The husband is an idiot and not fulfilling his roles sexually.

Wrong once again you deluded stick licker. It is not natural. It is a temptation from Satan himself. A Holy woman should be able to resist the temptation, if she can not she needs to be punished until she can resist him.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No, if she's pleasuring herself it's because she's horny which is NATURAL. You people should know that "your god" "made" it this way. The husband is an idiot and not fulfilling his roles sexually.

If she has complete her breeding responsibilities and is, as you say 'pleasuring herself' perhaps it is time to be sewn shut or neutered.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No no sir. If she is doing that nasty thing in the shower, then some of her other chores are not getting done. It is her that makes me sick. Slacking should be a sin.

And your on the internet

[aredrell]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Nobar,

Thank you for the kind words. It's unfortunate to see others poking fun at a serious situation, but I pray for their salvation. It's through their actions that we all must learn what not to do, sometimes, correct?

I failed to mention that I also do not allow my wife to use any hot water while she bathes, eliminating potential arousal and subsequent actions.

I have found this to be quite effective.

OH COME ON! seriously? do you know how retarded that sounds? do it i dare you cut off her hand. and post pictures to prove it. maybe women wouldn't have to masturbate (which is totally natural and not evil) if husbands listened to them once in a while so they could give her a good fuck once in a while. oh and by the way for you dicks that beat their ives the bible does state that if a man strikes a woman or her children she has the right to leave him. I hope all of your wives gain the courage to take their children and go to safe houses and be rid of you all! that or they cut your dicks off. one of the two.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

SOOO glad I'm atheist and have a good atheist man. he treats me well and i do the same i clean i cook i do all the things a good live in girlfriend should and he is sweet kind and never hurts me in any way you know why? BECAUSE WERE EQUAL IN EVERY ASPECT he sees me as a person not some peice of property and loves me for who i am and not what some false god says i should be.. piffleing religous assholes..oh nooo i cussed i'm going to hel! ooooooh!

You were going to be dammed and sent to purgatory long before you came on this forum. If you and he are equal in every respect, I assume that means you pee standing up? Do you shave your face or did you grown a beard like your mom? You are not some piece of property. Property infers worth. If he really cared for you, he'd show it. instead, he takes advantage of you. Is it because you are a darkie? That would explain the peeing while standing and the beard. If he loves you for who you are, he must have some low standards. Let him know I have a dead cat for sale, low miles.

[If you seek amy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No no sir. If she is doing that nasty thing in the shower, then some of her other chores are not getting done. It is her that makes me sick. Slacking should be a sin.

No, if she's pleasuring herself it's because she's horny which is NATURAL. You people should know that "your god" "made" it this way. The husband is an idiot and not fulfilling his roles sexually.

[Altarboy Nealin]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Are you guys serious? That's absolutely disgusting. You should stand back and look at what you're saying and realise how senile and retarded you sound and look. If a woman is pleasing herself, it's because you're not fulfilling that roll so what are you doing on a forum?

You won't let her go out? WHAT THE HELL MATE? You're keeping your own wife imprisoned in your home? She has to go see friends, talk gossip and everything like that. This is disgusting in itself that you won't let her go out unless she has to go shopping. There's more to a woman's life than shopping.

Near her devils layer? I laugh at you sir. That's where you go to produce babies, that's where the babies come out. It's hardly the "devils layer".

Ezekiel - daily paddlings? Are you serious? We're not dealing with some kid looking at something they shouldn't. We're talking about a woman who is not getting satisfied by her husband. An hour in her "prayer closet"? You're going to lock her up? You call yourself a pastor?



Seriously, you guys make me sick. You call yourselves Christians? You want to beat some woman up just because she's pleasuring herself because YOU'RE not doing YOUR job? YOU should pleasure her so she doesn't have to do it herself. It's DISGUSTING that you feel you have to "punish" her because of your mistakes mate. Not letting your wife shower? Only bath? My god, you guys are stupid. I can't hold it in anymore, just stand back and look at what you're saying.

No no sir. If she is doing that nasty thing in the shower, then some of her other chores are not getting done. It is her that makes me sick. Slacking should be a sin.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

[If you seek amy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Are you guys serious? That's absolutely disgusting. You should stand back and look at what you're saying and realise how senile and retarded you sound and look. If a woman is pleasing herself, it's because you're not fulfilling that roll so what are you doing on a forum?

You won't let her go out? WHAT THE HELL MATE? You're keeping your own wife imprisoned in your home? She has to go see friends, talk gossip and everything like that. This is disgusting in itself that you won't let her go out unless she has to go shopping. There's more to a woman's life than shopping.

Near her devils layer? I laugh at you sir. That's where you go to produce babies, that's where the babies come out. It's hardly the "devils layer".

Ezekiel - daily paddlings? Are you serious? We're not dealing with some kid looking at something they shouldn't. We're talking about a woman who is not getting satisfied by her husband. An hour in her "prayer closet"? You're going to lock her up? You call yourself a pastor?



Seriously, you guys make me sick. You call yourselves Christians? You want to beat some woman up just because she's pleasuring herself because YOU'RE not doing YOUR job? YOU should pleasure her so she doesn't have to do it herself. It's DISGUSTING that you feel you have to "punish" her because of your mistakes mate. Not letting your wife shower? Only bath? My god, you guys are stupid. I can't hold it in anymore, just stand back and look at what you're saying.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Oh, and don't forget to post this:



Jesus is watching you folks.

What about the other 70%? Are they not someones husband or boyfriend?
Those are some mighty thin statisics!

[aredrell]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

SOOO glad I'm atheist and have a good atheist man. he treats me well and i do the same i clean i cook i do all the things a good live in girlfriend should and he is sweet kind and never hurts me in any way you know why? BECAUSE WERE EQUAL IN EVERY ASPECT he sees me as a person not some peice of property and loves me for who i am and not what some false god says i should be.. fucking religous assholes..oh nooo i cussed i'm going to hel! ooooooh!

[Altarboy Nealin]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No she gets soapy and slippery.

And was looking for something that grips and doesn't leave marks if you catch my drift.

I would recommend Tatermitts.