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  • godismighty
    Claims not to be a communist or eskimo
    because, you know, they never lie...
    Forum Member
    • May 2011
    • 115
    #301
    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    introducing the Antirunk2000™ or when it is introduced to the american speaking countries. antiwank2000 ™

    excuse me that this is in the ungodly mambojambo of finnish. but It is a genious invention.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaeg4uj_-us



    oh and could somebody tell how to embed a youtube video directly to the post?
    Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

    Romans 14:1
    As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079
        #302
        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

        Originally posted by godismighty View Post
        ...oh and could somebody tell how to embed a youtube video directly to the post?
        Just take the Youtube ID code (in this case yaeg4uj_-us) and put in in between [youtube] and [/youtube].

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          • godismighty
            Claims not to be a communist or eskimo
            because, you know, they never lie...
            Forum Member
            • May 2011
            • 115
            #303
            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

            thankyou
            Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

            Romans 14:1
            As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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              • MisterM
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 1480
                #304
                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                Originally posted by godismighty View Post
                excuse me that this is in the ungodly mambojambo of finnish. but It is a genious invention.

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaeg4uj_-us
                I don't see that one preventing me to masturbate. I mean that if I would masturbate. Which I don't.

                YiC, M
                Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                  • Paul the Foreigner
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2011
                    • 147
                    #305
                    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                    I have a male chastity device, too, that prevents the erection, and I cannot touch myself when I wear it.
                    But unfortunately I don't have keyholder, I would wear it 24/7 anyway.
                    Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                    13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                      • Paul the Foreigner
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2011
                        • 147
                        #306
                        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                        Perhaps I ask a stupid question, but I just ask, what do you think about this.

                        It is possible to live a marriage Without Sex ?
                        I mean, if I give my seeds to my wife's body, as you know, a child will born.

                        But...

                        Only 1 (or 2) child born, while I got millions of my seed to a wife's body.
                        So, most of my seed will die.

                        It is possible to live a marriage without any sexual activity ?? Just love each other as childlike love without defiling our holy bodies.
                        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                        13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #307
                            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                            Hey gypsy scum: Go back and read this thread from the beginning.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Paul the Foreigner
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2011
                                • 147
                                #308
                                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Hey gypsy scum: Go back and read this thread from the beginning.
                                Shut up !!
                                I don't need your answers.
                                Any time, when I ask something, you are unfriendly.
                                You are not christian.

                                Go, and learn some kindness and good nature, then answer here !
                                Until then, just keep quiet.

                                You always call others pervert. But YOU are pervert, because you asked me to send a photo of my penis.

                                Go, and learn some kindness and good nature, then answer here !
                                Until then, just keep quiet.
                                Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                                13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                    True Christian™
                                    • May 2010
                                    • 8337
                                    #309
                                    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                    Originally posted by Paul999 View Post
                                    Shut up !!
                                    I don't need your answers.
                                    Any time, when I ask something, you are unfriendly.
                                    You are not christian.

                                    Go, and learn some kindness and good nature, then answer here !
                                    Until then, just keep quiet.

                                    You always call others pervert. But YOU are pervert, because you asked me to send a photo of my penis.

                                    Go, and learn some kindness and good nature, then answer here !
                                    Until then, just keep quiet.
                                    Pastor Ezekiel is a Godly True Christian(tm) man, while you are mere unsaved scum from Godless Europistan. How dare you accuse Pastor Ezekiel of being imperfect?? Can't you see his medals??
                                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                      • Nobar King
                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                        Christ's Guardian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 23748
                                        #310
                                        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                        Originally posted by Paul999 View Post

                                        You always call others pervert. But YOU are pervert, because you asked me to send a photo of my penis.
                                        I hope you have some proof to support this slanderous accusation, and not just some dirty email that you made up.
                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78555
                                            #311
                                            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                            Originally posted by Paul999 View Post
                                            Shut up !!
                                            I don't need your answers.
                                            Any time, when I ask something, you are unfriendly.
                                            You are not christian.

                                            Go, and learn some kindness and good nature, then answer here !
                                            Until then, just keep quiet.

                                            You always call others pervert. But YOU are pervert, because you asked me to send a photo of my penis.

                                            Go, and learn some kindness and good nature, then answer here !
                                            Until then, just keep quiet.
                                            Gyspies are all liars. This proves it.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Paul the Foreigner
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2011
                                                • 147
                                                #312
                                                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Gyspies are all liars. This proves it.
                                                I am gypsy, not christian.
                                                Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                                                13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                                                  • James Hutchins
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                     
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 29453
                                                    #313
                                                    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                                    Originally posted by Paul999 View Post
                                                    I am gypsy, not christian.
                                                    We know you are a lying gypsy. What I want to know is why do you spit on little innocent baby Jesus. You make it very hard for Him to love you.
                                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                      • Paul the Foreigner
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2011
                                                        • 147
                                                        #314
                                                        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                                        Originally posted by Paul999 View Post
                                                        I am gypsy, not christian.

                                                        HEY !!! I didn't write this. Do not delete my words !!!
                                                        I wrote to Ezekiel this: "If I am gypsy, you are not christian."

                                                        Don't do this again !!!
                                                        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                                                        13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 18405
                                                            #315
                                                            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                                            Originally posted by Paul999 View Post
                                                            HEY !!! I didn't write this. Do not delete my words !!!
                                                            I wrote to Ezekiel this: "If I am gypsy, you are not christian."

                                                            Don't do this again !!!
                                                            Dying you own words. This is EXACTLY what we have come to expect from gypsies!

                                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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