[rolledupboob]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I also hold my waste functions until I can get to a bathroom. I guess that's contradicting my bodily functions as well.

Atheists have to be the filthiest creatures on earth.

So, If that's your case, then go jack off in the bathroom so you can clean yourselves afterwards.

[rolledupboob]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Handz Off works ok...but I found generously slathering Tater's hands in Icy Hot or Ben Gay before he goes to bed to be a little more effective. I could always tell when he was touching himself inappropiately because of the yelping and the water running for long periods. He hasn't done this in several months now.

Awwwwwwww. Look at you both. Experts on torment and denial. One collects "rods of discipline while the other "accidentally killed her husband". You make a cute couple

Seriously, Therapy. It exists

[Oceans676]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

When I get the urge I usually just pull out my pocket bible and read a few versus or go for a walk to clear my mind. If it get's too bad I just tell my wife head to the bedroom

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Jesus Was HUNG

I hope that sharing my struggle helps others in the battle against the "M" word.

Well said, friend!

[Tim C]

Jesus Was HUNG

Thanks everyone for all the godly insight in this thread. Like any other super manly guy, I bear the same burdens as those described in this thread. I'm glad to find some other brothers in arms. So many a night I awaken in a cold sweat, twig and berries all engorged on account of some wandering rogue image inadvertently stored away in the spank bank of my mind. One of the things that helps me in these times of severe temptation is the thought that Jesus was hung... He was hung for me personally! His frail naked body thrust upon and tethered to a hard piece of wood, displayed out in the open for everyone to see. And all for my sins. And right there in bed I realize that the least I can do in return is simply deny my most basic human instinct and remind myself how completely our savior was hung to satisfy our deepest needs. And I let him fill my needs right there, penetrating my soul and filling me up until I overflow with satisfaction. (It also helps to wear winter gloves to bed and put zipties around each wrist so you don't end up rubbing your bits 'n pieces in your sleep!)

I hope that sharing my struggle helps others in the battle against the "M" word.

[little flip]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Well I cant argue with that. My birth certificate however, says that I am of mostly African-American blood so thats what I identify as. But anyway, thanks for the scripture. And btw, apple pie is my favorite.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

..... I thought I made it clear that I wasnt going to turn back on my African heraitage. Im here to stop masturbating, not stop being a mongrel. And Im not being disrespectful but I want the scripture that says being a mongrel is wrong. Just to remember my place.

Deuteronomy 7:1-3
When the Lord thy God shall bring thee into the land whither thou goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nations before thee, the Hittites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and mightier than thou; 2 And when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.

Genesis 9:22-23
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.


So yeah, race mixing is not favored in God's eyes


Plus here is the real question, are you from Africa? Because if you were born in the US, to US citizen parents, who have also never set foot on the dark continent, you are no more African than I am an apple pie. If this is the case, your heritage is American, and that is really the end of it.




YiC
DAM

[little flip]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

..... I thought I made it clear that I wasnt going to turn back on my African heraitage. Im here to stop masturbating, not stop being a mongrel. And Im not being disrespectful but I want the scripture that says being a mongrel is wrong. Just to remember my place.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Im feelin better already. Any other advice? Imean this is the only thing I can really stop doing. Like I cant stop being a mongrel or a bastard but I can stop masturbating... And being a teenager but that'll take at least three years.

Being a teenager is not a sin, in and of itself, per se, it's the things that you do which are so sinful. Right now is one of the most dangerous times in your life. Lust, depravity, sloth, backsass, to name a but o few of the myriad sins which you will likely commit or suffer the temptation

1 Timothy 4:12 - Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.

Basically says that you are a far better person when you live the Scripture, rather than simply preach it

A fine example is Brother LeBeau. He outlines many of the pitfalls a young negro will be trapped by, and can be taken as sound advice for anyone seeking to shed the disgrace of their darkness. You too can be an ex-negro!

Ask An Ex-Negro

Beyond that, when posting on this forum, you should try to create a coherent thought, be it a question, statement, or simple observation. A quick one line quip is seldom well received.

YiC
DAM

[little flip]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Im feelin better already. Any other advice? Imean this is the only thing I can really stop doing. Like I cant stop being a mongrel or a bastard but I can stop masturbating... And being a teenager but that'll take at least three years.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I think this is the thing that'll help me most. Thanks

No problem! We are here to help, at God's Favorite Forum

[little flip]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Generally I just need to see this picture, and all masturbation thoughts disappear:

I think this is the thing that'll help me most. Thanks

[Jo Freddie]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

As part of our concern about Dear Paula, we have to remember if we don't look after her, Satan will.

Now we learn someone is offering her over $100,000 to endorse porn. We need to quickly save her by offering more than that.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ef=mostpopular

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Why do you want to stop her doing that? Surely it would only help with your anti-masturbation policies.

[Dipper Dude]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

And I would bet there is no shortage of homersexurality in those "bunks," am I right?

No way. Nothing like that going on. We're all real men and everyone is well armed. Any faggots would be beaten in very short order.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

EXCELLENT ADVICE. Exercise is key. I work in the oil fields. I am away from women for 2-4 weeks at a time. All male environment. Lots of porn around. I leave the Bible in the [profanity deleted] house. Because that's where we all end up at the end of the day. No masturbation in the [profanity deleted] house. Its all open stalls. I brought three Bibles in there. Its better for men to read that than anything else. Masturbation happens between shifts, back in our bunks. We sleep in trailers. Every dude has his own stash.

And I would bet there is no shortage of homersexurality in those "bunks," am I right?