[Cranky Old Man]

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Ok.. I think I am going to learn a lot here! I have received an infraction for asking this. Sorry, I will be more careful in advance...

I am glad to hear you will be more careful from now on. We highly prefer people doing their own Bible study over having to spoon-feed it to them.

[James Dewitt]

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Ok.. I think I am going to learn a lot here!
I have received an infraction for asking this.
Sorry, I will be more careful in advance...

Careful is good, letting go of your tallywacker is better, Loving Jesus is priceless!

[hopedude]

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Ok.. I think I am going to learn a lot here!
I have received an infraction for asking this.
Sorry, I will be more careful in advance...

[Cranky Old Man]

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Is masturbation SO terrible?

Yes.

but you are making me wondering if I am a bad Christian!

You are not even a Christian! A Christian would follow the Bible instead of ignoring it.

God does not want you to masturbate:

• Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."
• Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
• 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
• 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

[hopedude]

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Is masturbation SO terrible?
At the moment i don't feel doing anything wrong when I touch myself! but you are making me wondering if I am a bad Christian!

[G. Fawks]

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It's a lot easier than that.
When you've just gone up, don't go down again.

[Nate Burnell]

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While cuttin' off your hands is certainly one way to keep yourself from playing with your tallywhacker, it sure would make it difficult to turn the pages of your KJV 1611 Bible or visit the LBC website. That's why I recommend some of these Sandpaper PVC-Coated Gloves. Believe me, a little bit of super glue to keep them on and you won't have to worry about the tempation for awhile!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm going to try this. I'm a chronic masturbator and it has become an addiction that has stunted my growth and made me feel awful. Thanks a ton Ezekiel.

That's PASTOR Ezekiel, pal.

[JollyOldJoe]

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I'm going to try this. I'm a chronic masturbator and it has become an addiction that has stunted my growth and made me feel awful. Thanks a ton Ezekiel.

[despising david]

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This is an amazing guide to helping those who haven't stopped masturbating!!! I only wish I had found this several years ago when I made the commitment to quit, It took me months to find a way to distract myself and find inspiration to reject Satan from my hands!!! You have some great advice on here that would have helped me a lot years ago!!! You have done a great job with this!!

[Jesus is Lord]

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I don't get how none of you masturbate, when clearly none of you get laid.

I'll have you know I am a happily married man and I have relations with my wife whenever it pleases me. The numerous children she have bore me are testament to that.

Why did you think that we don't get "laid"? While relations aren't as big of a priority for us Saved™ as it is for the unsaved trash we do have relations. Our wives are loyal and obedient to us as the Bible commands so we can have relations whenever the mood strikes us (unless, of course, it is during her unclean time).

Relations have one purpose, to create children. Relations for any other purpose (or spilling one's seed) is a vile sin.

[Master Gordon]

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I don't get how none of you masturbate, when clearly none of you get laid.

I am also married and I have fathered 7 children, I can assure you I get laid when ever want as well.

[Seth Campbell]

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I don't get how none of you masturbate, when clearly none of you get laid.

I'm married, I get "laid" whenever I want. It's sad that you atheist scum can only feel any self worth by the number of notches in your headboard.

[darkdonkey]

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I don't get how none of you masturbate, when clearly none of you get laid.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I will confess that I still masturbate, even after i've had sex with my woman ... I don't know how to overcome this sin.

You are an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the firethat never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

Also your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to Hell .