[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

But If I promise now I'll never masturbate again, may I keep my body parts ?
It is hard to resist, but I rather resist than cut off my parts.
I don't want to go to Hell.

Marriage is allowed to me, or it is sin to me if God told I have to remain single ?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Nooo, please ... I cannot live without arms and eyes. There is not other way ?? I don't want to cut off my arms and eyes.

Don't be a sissy and do the right thing. You will get them back once you are in Heaven.

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Nooo, please ... I cannot live without arms and eyes.
There is not other way ?? I don't want to cut off my arms and eyes.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Hi all.
I am new here. Sorry if my english is not perfect, I am not american.

Its hard to write about my problem.
I am 26 years old, and I never was with girl, so I am still virgin.
I feel, that God wants to keep my virginity in my whole life, and I have to remain single, never marry.
This means, marriage is sin for me ?
Why God gave me celibacy, if the masturbation is still problem for me ?
Or marriage is taken from me because of my many masturbations ?
I want to stop masturbating, but it seems impossible. I tried anything to quit, but I always fell to sin.
I would wear a chastity device like I saw in other topic here, but it is too expensive for me.
Should I castrate myself, if I cannot resist ?

Andrew

You are also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the firethat never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

Also probably porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to Hell!

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Hi all.
I am new here. Sorry if my english is not perfect, I am not american.

Its hard to write about my problem.
I am 26 years old, and I never was with girl, so I am still virgin.
I feel, that God wants to keep my virginity in my whole life, and I have to remain single, never marry.
This means, marriage is sin for me ?
Why God gave me celibacy, if the masturbation is still problem for me ?
Or marriage is taken from me because of my many masturbations ?
I want to stop masturbating, but it seems impossible. I tried anything to quit, but I always fell to sin.
I would wear a chastity device like I saw in other topic here, but it is too expensive for me.
Should I castrate myself, if I cannot resist ?

Andrew

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

amen brother. any time i think about defiling myself and jesus, i just make a small cut on my leg to remind myself that i am a dirty serpent.

Not good. God doesn't think much of this either.

1 Corinthians 3:16-17

"Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?

"If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are."

Slicing yourself up is very much defilement.

Leviticus 19:28

"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

The answer is prayer, prayer and then more prayer.

In Christ.

[berithelia]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

amen brother. any time i think about defiling myself and jesus, i just make a small cut on my leg to remind myself that i am a dirty serpent.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Its been hard for me to stop masturbating but I found that when Im thinking about girls and I start to get horny if I start thinking about Jesus it stops.

You see, Pastor Zeke was right when he said he could get you to stop thinking about girls!

[Cody Parsons]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Its been hard for me to stop masturbating but I found that when Im thinking about girls and I start to get horny if I start thinking about Jesus it stops.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Reverend Ezekiel,

I've been trying to solve my masturbation problems for years now. I have tried all of the tips and suggestions on the site several times, but I always feel compelled to "choke my chicken." It feels so stimulating! Help me Reverend! I know sin juice flows out of my reproductive organ each time. I thought reading the Bible would help, but I only become more aroused. What should I do?

Jebediah Joseph

Step up and take one for Jesus. That's what I recommend in hardcases like yours.

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Reverend Ezekiel,

I've been trying to solve my masturbation problems for years now. I have tried all of the tips and suggestions on the site several times, but I always feel compelled to "choke my chicken." It feels so stimulating! Help me Reverend! I know sin juice flows out of my reproductive organ each time. I thought reading the Bible would help, but I only become more aroused. What should I do?

Jebediah Joseph

You are an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the firethat never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

Clearly, your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[Jebediah Joseph]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Reverend Ezekiel,

I've been trying to solve my masturbation problems for years now. I have tried all of the tips and suggestions on the site several times, but I always feel compelled to "choke my chicken." It feels so stimulating! Help me Reverend! I know sin juice flows out of my reproductive organ each time. I thought reading the Bible would help, but I only become more aroused. What should I do?

Jebediah Joseph

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Yeah, glad he's on top of things. He can't help the infant mortality rate, cure world hunger or stop school shootings but He has a precise count of the number of hairs on my head. And you pity ME for not worshiping this Guy? Wow.

Just because God doesn't want to do something, doesn't mean he can't. Ever stop to think that there are reasons for infant mortality and world hunger? Notice how those are really high in places that have turned their faces away from God? Funny how there isn't any infant morality, world hunger, or school shootings in Freehold, Iowa. Hmm....I wonder why?

Besides, why should God make everything on Earth perfect? That is what Heaven is for.

[PhilTheAtheist]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Of course He does. God even knows how many hairs there are on your head.

Luke 12:7 But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.

So stop flogging the dolphin!

Yeah, glad he's on top of things. He can't help the infant mortality rate, cure world hunger or stop school shootings but He has a precise count of the number of hairs on my head. And you pity ME for not worshiping this Guy? Wow.

[Levi Jones]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

With everything that's going on in the world right now doesn't God have better things to worry about than people who masturbate in the privacy of their own homes?

Of course He does. God even knows how many hairs there are on your head.

Luke 12:7 But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.

So stop flogging the dolphin!