[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I've read that you CAN masturbate but only if you think of nuns. The nuns must be fully clothed, but you're allowed to imagine them splashing water over each other. Is this true?

Your depraved Papist fantasies have no place on a Christian church's discussion forum.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I've read that you CAN masturbate but only if you think of nuns. The nuns must be fully clothed, but you're allowed to imagine them splashing water over each other. Is this true?

Are you a ring-kissing, pope-worshiping, idolatrous papist?!?!

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

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I've read that you CAN masturbate but only if you think of nuns. The nuns must be fully clothed, but you're allowed to imagine them splashing water over each other. Is this true?

[NormanLid]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I found that hard work which damages the hands is in it self a good deterrent.

A rough hand covered with scrapes and Calluses is not a pleasing hand..

[Dom-inatedByGod]

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The demons on the internet are the hardest things. The amount of websites and pop-ups out there are horrifying. Nevertheless, easy to resist.

[wait_what]

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I feel this is a very homosexual thread. Especially when you say:

"STICK WITH SOMEONE ELSE WITH THE SAME PROBLEM. STAY FRIENDS"

Homosexuals need to GTFO. Therefore, the poster of this thread needs to GTFO, and this thread needs to GTFO, because it is obviously homosexual.

We look down upon homosexuals.

Anyways, whats the harm in masturbation?
Its natural to masturbate. Even animals in the wild do it. Masturbation is a mechanism GOD implimented so we will renew sperm.

Might as well chop your dick off, and store some sperm in a sperm bank if you never plan to masturbate again.

FYI, real men would prefer to chop off their leg over their dick.

And who are you to tell us what a real man is? Do you have scripture to back this up?

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

Might as well chop your dick off, and store some sperm in a sperm bank if you never plan to masturbate again.

Exactly! Thank you! It's just that easy.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[NotaSinner69]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I feel this is a very homosexual thread. Especially when you say:

"STICK WITH SOMEONE ELSE WITH THE SAME PROBLEM. STAY FRIENDS"

Homosexuals need to GTFO. Therefore, the poster of this thread needs to GTFO, and this thread needs to GTFO, because it is obviously homosexual.

We look down upon homosexuals.

Anyways, whats the harm in masturbation?
Its natural to masturbate. Even animals in the wild do it. Masturbation is a mechanism GOD implimented so we will renew sperm.

Might as well chop your dick off, and store some sperm in a sperm bank if you never plan to masturbate again.

FYI, real men would prefer to chop off their leg over their dick.

[GodIsWinning]

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I know you are trying to act funny but do you really view your mom as a foolish creature and highly susceptible to distraction. I bet you'd shut your trap if she was right behind you reading your jargon.


Little man's syndrome.

Discipline is no laughing matter. My dear mother was dedicated to the family but only after many years of work by my father. I still remember her scuttling around mumbling the verses father made her memorise. Dinner was always servered promptly.

God bless her soul, now residing in Heaven with Our Lord.

[Barack]

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Women are foolish creatures and highly susceptible to distraction. Without the guiding hand of a good White Man, they would fall apart and take the world with them. Of course, if you need to tell her twice, the first beating must have been insufficient.

I know you are trying to act funny but do you really view your mom as a foolish creature and highly susceptible to distraction. I bet you'd shut your trap if she was right behind you reading your jargon.


Little man's syndrome.

[GodIsWinning]

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I don't know why you think its disgusting almost every one of you has a masturbating hand on your award list that says to tell her once if she really loved you you wouldn't have to tell her at all

Women are foolish creatures and highly susceptible to distraction. Without the guiding hand of a good White Man, they would fall apart and take the world with them. Of course, if you need to tell her twice, the first beating must have been insufficient.

[Forest Spirit]

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I don't know why you think its disgusting almost every one of you has a masturbating hand on your award list that says to tell her once if she really loved you you wouldn't have to tell her at all

[Seth Campbell]

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<<more disgusting filth deleted>>

Figures this would make you crawl out from under your rock.

[GodIsWinning]

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I like masturbating mostly in the morning I find that it reduces stress ,and gives me a little chemical endorphin boost it's just like a drug but it's something that is natural and it wont hurt you at all

Your disregard for the feelings of Our Lord amase me. What makes you think it is ok to exchange solemn prayer and denial for terrible abuse of the sacred by a smacked-out hooker humping a tree?

[Forest Spirit]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I like masturbating mostly in the morning I find that it reduces stress ,and gives me a little chemical endorphin boost it's just like a drug but it's something that is natural and it wont hurt you at all