[HateTheSin]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Generally I just need to see this picture, and all masturbation thoughts disappear:

Hilarious!

[Preacher1]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Excellent sermon Pastor, excellent!

Personally, I used the pocket calender approach. After you realise that you have missed all your appointments in the last 3 years, you stop and think about what you are doing.

Here is another thing you must do about it. If you feel yourself becoming aroused due to thoughts/pipe dreams of that beautiful lady you saw today, turn yourself off by thinking of her only as one of Satan's demons in human clothing, and only thinking of what is inside her; a raging evil and extremely ugly and scary demon that wants to rip you to shreds!

[Didymus Much]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I have a confession to make: I was a masturbator, but I have since overcame this...

Tease.

[Evoloki]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I have a confession to make: I was a masturbator, but I have since overcame this...

[nDrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Listening to your endless blabber I can only assume you are masturbating right now. Let me ask you a question, do you find this sexy?


My bet is you do since you keep blabbering without talking about Jesus!!

I had an erection, while I was seeing this picture, but I didn't masturbate.
I resisted, I am free.

So, please !!!
Give me ex-masturbator title !!
And I need "True Christian" title as well.
Because I want to talk with Felicity (I love her), and she said she talk only with True Christian.

[Thomas Helwys]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Yes, you may call me Andy.
Am I insignificant?

Listening to your endless blabber I can only assume you are masturbating right now. Let me ask you a question, do you find this sexy?


My bet is you do since you keep blabbering without talking about Jesus!!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Yes, you may call me Andy.
Am I insignificant?

Any real Christian would know the answer to that

But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away. - Isaiah 64:6
So likewise ye, when ye shall have done all those things which are commanded you, say, We are unprofitable servants: we have done that which was our duty to do. - Luke 17:10
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. - Proverbs 26:11
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. - Malachi 2:3
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Proverbs 3:5

We are as nothing unto The Lord.

YIC

[nDrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Dear Andy (may I call you Andy? Or should I say András instead?). (...) He definitely does not speak to such an insignificant human being like you.

Yes, you may call me Andy.
Am I insignificant?

[Basilissa]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Or you?

Laugh all you want, heathen. I may be just a lowly help meet (Genesis 2:18), but I shall have the last laugh when I, sitting up in Heaven, look down at you, deep frying in Hell. I doubt that I will be able to rest on Jesus' bosom, as He prefers His beloved male disciples to lean on His Holy bosom (John 13:23), but I will be eternally happy anyway!

A more interesting thing would be to hear nDrew's explanation for why God tells him one thing (that he is an ex-mastubator and a True Christian™) but tells someone else (Zeke) something completely different.

The answer is easy, heathen: Pastor Zeke speaks with God, and Andy speaks with the Devil.

[Didymus Much]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

...I'm sure He speaks to important people like Pastor Zeke , but He definitely does not speak to such an insignificant human being like you...

Or you?

A more interesting thing would be to hear nDrew's explanation for why God tells him one thing (that he is an ex-mastubator and a True Christian™) but tells someone else (Zeke) something completely different.

[Basilissa]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I had a dream last night.
God told me, that I am ex-masturbator now.
And He told me, that I ask you for this title.

So, please, Give me "ex-masturbator" title, this is God's will.

I'm sure, you are obedient, true christian, who always does God's will perfectly.

Dear Andy (may I call you Andy? Or should I say András instead?). Let me explain something to you. God spoke directly to people when the Bible was still being written, simply because the Bible was not complete yet. Nowadays we have the Bible, which contains everything that God wants us to know. He doesn't speak to people anymore, He has the Bible for that. Well, I'm sure He speaks to important people like Pastor Zeke , but He definitely does not speak to such an insignificant human being like you.

Did you understand, or should I use Google translate, sweetie?

[Nobar King]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I'm not sure you can afford it.

He has a lot of extra commas, maybe he can sell those.

[nDrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I'm not sure you can afford it.

I had a dream last night.
God told me, that I am ex-masturbator now.
And He told me, that I ask you for this title.

So, please, Give me "ex-masturbator" title, this is God's will.

I'm sure, you are obedient, true christian, who always does God's will perfectly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Can I get "ex-masturbator" title?

I'm not sure you can afford it.

[nDrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Brothers.

I don't know, how to proove it, but I haven't been masturbating for more years now.
Priase Jesus, I am clean.

I didn't ask this before, but ...

If you agree with me ...

Can I get "ex-masturbator" title?