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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #61
    Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

    Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
    da only rule 4 women is 2 b = 2 men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u cant keep me out n im a woman n im posting in dis men only board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahaha
    Wanna bet? you won't post again ANYWHERE without our approval, demon. I'll bet that enrages your master satan, right?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729
        #62
        Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Wanna bet? you won't post again ANYWHERE without our approval, demon. I'll bet that enrages your master satan, right?
        Pastor, do you really think some netspeak-yammering idjit could even comprehend the spellcasting necessary to conjure a lesser demon, much less summon Satan?

        She's no Van Hellthing, you know!

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          • Fallen Angel
            Resident gothtard witch
            • Feb 2007
            • 197
            #63
            Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Wanna bet? you won't post again ANYWHERE without our approval, demon. I'll bet that enrages your master satan, right?
            im sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i promise i wont post in here again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just got mad whn i saw no women n i think ppl r all the same n = 2 each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i m sorry plz dun ban me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131
                #64
                Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                Women should be cherished, for they are the chalice of life. Without them, men would be incomplete. Without the feminine aspect of creation, all life would end.
                Nice to meet you, Arch Druid. Maybe you can talk some sense into these horrible, chauvinistic men.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #65
                    Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Nice to meet you, Arch Druid. Maybe you can talk some sense into these horrible, chauvinistic men.
                    VanFatbottom I CAST YOU OUT in the Holy name of JESUS! Keep out of this Men's only forum!!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131
                        #66
                        Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                        That isn't fair. You let Darren Ingram-Myers in here.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #67
                            Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            That isn't fair. You let Darren Ingram-Myers in here.
                            are you so deluded that you don't know the differences between Men and women? Has no one ever explained things to you? I'm sure one of the sister can take on this challenge.

                            Suffice to say, for now, we consider that pencil-necked geek Darren a Man. You are not. Just because you have a drawerful of artificial tallywackers, it doesn't make you a Man.

                            Now OUT, witch!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131
                                #68
                                Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                Well he acts awful like a woman in my opinion. Are you sure he was *always* a man?
                                Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-09-2007, 04:52 AM.
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                  • Arch Druid
                                    Unsaved trash
                                     
                                    • Feb 2007
                                    • 45
                                    #69
                                    Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                    Nice to meet you, Arch Druid. Maybe you can talk some sense into these horrible, chauvinistic men.
                                    I am charmed to make your aquaintance as well. I highly doubt that I could do as you asked. I can only hope that they will actually read their book, and get the real messages written within.

                                    What will you be doing on Beltane?
                                    Do what you will, harm none, but embrace each life as if it's your last.

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                                      • Brother Temperance
                                        Senior Usher
                                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                        A very nice young man
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15621
                                        #70
                                        Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                        Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                                        Perhaps you need the guidance of a professional. You seem wrapped up in the penis, whether through envy or some other reason.

                                        May your God watch over you brother.
                                        Friend, regardless of whether or not I could wrap my tallywhacker around my body and use it to keep warm in these cold winter months, the fact is that Christian modesty prevents me from doing so!
                                        Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                                        I am charmed to make your aquaintance as well. I highly doubt that I could do as you asked. I can only hope that they will actually read their book, and get the real messages written within.

                                        What will you be doing on Beltane?
                                        The same thing she does every night, Pinko - sacrificing cats, dancing skyclad, and worshipping Satan!
                                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 5131
                                            #71
                                            Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                            Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                                            I am charmed to make your aquaintance as well. I highly doubt that I could do as you asked. I can only hope that they will actually read their book, and get the real messages written within.
                                            I think they do and that's a big part of the problem, lol. That they choose to follow such unpleasant rules!

                                            What will you be doing on Beltane?
                                            Most probably a celebratory ritual to mark the occasion. Earth, life. And no skinning of cats involved, thankyou very much Brother Temperance. As to skyclad.......we'll see.
                                            And how about you, Arch Druid?
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                                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                              • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jan 2007
                                                • 1439
                                                #72
                                                Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                I think they do and that's a big part of the problem, lol. That they choose to follow such unpleasant rules!


                                                Most probably a celebratory ritual to mark the occasion. Earth, life. And no skinning of cats involved, thankyou very much Brother Temperance. As to skyclad.......we'll see.
                                                And how about you, Arch Druid?
                                                Sinful.... I'll bet you'll be feasting on cooked kitty, and slurping of frozen phallic symbols.
                                                Last edited by Rev. Dr. Davidson; 02-11-2007, 10:49 AM.
                                                "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                                                (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                                                  • OnYourKnees
                                                    On Extended Furlough
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Nov 2006
                                                    • 4729
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                                    Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                                                    Sinful.... I'll bet you'll be feasting on cooked kitty, and slurping of frozen phallic symbols.
                                                    Cats are their familiars. It's babies they eat!

                                                    They just call them "suckling pigs". Obviously, this one doesn't know what he's in for:

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                                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 5131
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                                        Dammit, when I say suckling pig I pean pork. You know, Sus scrofa domestica? Or the wild version, Sus scrofa Linnaeus? I don't mean baby human!
                                                        You're all just jealous. You've never tried my suckling pig!
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                                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                          • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Jan 2007
                                                            • 1439
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                            Dammit, when I say suckling pig I pean pork. You know, Sus scrofa domestica? Or the wild version, Sus scrofa Linnaeus? I don't mean baby human!
                                                            You're all just jealous. You've never tried my suckling pig!
                                                            Nor would we try it. Why would we want "the other white meat" when a poor baby in a pig outfit is all it really is?
                                                            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                                                            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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