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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #121
    Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

    Originally posted by Hectate View Post
    And despite what it says under my name...I'm not unsaved trash...I was saved...years ago.
    What, did you accept the sacrifice Hectate made for your sins on the cross or something?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Hectate
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Apr 2007
        • 20
        #122
        Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

        It's just a name...I believe in God...just not your Christians.


        "I like your God...but I do not like your Christians because they are so unlike your God."-quote source unknown

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #123
            Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

            Originally posted by Hectate View Post
            It's just a name...I believe in God...just not your Christians.


            "I like your God...but I do not like your Christians because they are so unlike your God."-quote source unknown
            "There is only one True God, and He is the God of the Holy KJV1611 Bible."-quote Pastor Ezekiel Flint
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #124
                Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                Originally posted by Hectate View Post
                It's just a name...I believe in God...just not your Christians.
                You don't believe Christians exist? I'm pretty sure I'm real. Do you think I'm a robot programmed by Bill Gates, or does this post only exist in your imagination?

                "I like your God...but I do not like your Christians because they are so unlike your God."-quote source unknown
                That's Mahatma Gandhi. Except he said "Christ" instead of "God". Even a half-naked cow-worshipping retard who thought you can win a war by not eating anything is more articulate and smarter than you.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Joshua Brooks
                    Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 257
                    #125
                    Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                    Originally posted by Hectate View Post
                    It's just a name...I believe in God...just not your Christians.


                    "I like your God...but I do not like your Christians because they are so unlike your God."-quote source unknown
                    Why is it that unsaved trash such as yourself are always so closed minded to the Truth? The Holy Bible KJV1611 clearly states that men are greater than women. There is no denying this fact.

                    1 Corinthians 11
                    [7] For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but thewoman is the glory of the man.
                    [8] For the man is not of thewoman; but the woman of the man.
                    [9] Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
                    1 Timothy 2
                    [11] Let thewoman learn in silence with all subjection.
                    [12] But I suffer not awoman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                    No True Christian woman would argue with a male pastor because a True Christian woman would know better than to disobey the Lord's commandments. Clearly you are unsaved seeing how you don't believe in the word of God and instead insist on asserting your false concept of gender equality.

                    God has even given human beings an official monetary value which demonstrates the greater value He assigns to the male sex.

                    Leviticus 27
                    [3] And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary.
                    [4] And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.
                    [5] And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels.
                    [6] And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver.
                    [7] And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels.
                    It would be a good show of humility if you would kindly apologize to Jesus and the godly pastors who are trying to turn you in the right direction.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #126
                        Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564
                            #127
                            Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            ~~~~sneaks him to hang this poster in the men's lounge~~~~
                            Get out of the men's forum ya sinning chippy!

                            Love, hellion
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                              • Sister Noddy
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 1843
                                #128
                                Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post

                                Get out of the men's forum ya sinning chippy!

                                Love, hellion
                                Sister Thumper doesn't have to get out, she's a True Christian™ and a moderator!

                                Love, Sister Noddy
                                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                  • hellion
                                    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 564
                                    #129
                                    Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                    Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                                    Sister Thumper doesn't have to get out, she's a True Christian™ and a moderator!

                                    Love, Sister Noddy
                                    And your only a memeber... *gasp* I'm a True Christian too! Sort of...I confessed...
                                    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                                    Moderatio est Figmentum

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #130
                                        Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                        Get out of the men's forum ya sinning chippy!

                                        Love, hellion
                                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                        And your only a memeber... *gasp* I'm a True Christian too! Sort of...I confessed...
                                        You are not showing much repentance, hellboy. As for being "sort of" a True Christian™, thats alot like being kind of pregnant. Which means not at all.

                                        Watch your mouth and work on reading the Holy Bible or we'll toos the lot of you back in the hole.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • hellion
                                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                            • Nov 2006
                                            • 564
                                            #131
                                            Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            You are not showing much repentance, hellboy. As for being "sort of" a True Christian™, thats alot like being kind of pregnant. Which means not at all.

                                            Watch your mouth and work on reading the Holy Bible or we'll toos the lot of you back in the hole.
                                            I'm a girl, silly.

                                            Funny you should say, I am working on reading my Bible! Apparently, it's good for your soul. Sadly, I've only gotten to Noah and his boat building scheme, but I just started reading it about five minutes ago...
                                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                                              • Brother Temperance
                                                Senior Usher
                                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                A very nice young man
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 15621
                                                #132
                                                Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                                I'm a girl, silly.
                                                No you aren't. What would a girl be doing in the "men only" forum?
                                                Originally posted by Hellboy
                                                Funny you should say, I am working on reading my Bible! Apparently, it's good for your soul. Sadly, I've only gotten to Noah and his boat building scheme, but I just started reading it about five minutes ago...
                                                That's not too shabby. Brother V is one of our greatest members, and it's taken him three days to get that far.
                                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                  • lord warrior
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 406
                                                    #133
                                                    Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                                    The only rule for women is the golden rule, women submit to your man as he does to the church. Why should you have to worry yourselves with the problems of the world. Just tell your husband of father, if not married, and he shall tell you what you need to know and how to think about it. You just need to concern yourself with making the perfect dinner for tonight.

                                                    Women do have there place in this world, and it is as a helpmate to your husband, and in this end, obey his directions in the submissive manner discribed in the bible.

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                                                      • hellion
                                                        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                                        • Nov 2006
                                                        • 564
                                                        #134
                                                        Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                        No you aren't. What would a girl be doing in the "men only" forum?
                                                        Tell that to Rachel and BTB. They're in here all the time. BTB is usually telling the other women to get out, but Rachel's a filthy chippy! Quit picking on my Matty, Rachel!
                                                        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                                                        Moderatio est Figmentum

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                                                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 9323
                                                            #135
                                                            Re: RULES FOR WOMEN - 2007

                                                            Originally posted by lilith View Post
                                                            It fairly obviously hasn't progressed much with regard to the male of the species - at least not the bible banger variety.
                                                            Get out of the men's forum, silly woman!
                                                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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