Life is so different now circumcised. I'm no longer conflicted with pesky arousals and one can say it feels almost tight, feeling such an angry scar where that skin once flopped. I can now focus better, and and the delight and comforts afforded by nature's slip and slide nozzly zizi is directed towards God's blessing.
2 Corinthians 1:3-4
3 Blessed be God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies, and the God of all comfort;
4 Who comforteth us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort them which are in any trouble, by the comfort wherewith we ourselves are comforted of God.
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I don't know if the site is legit. They might be yet another group attempting to steal yor name. You need better copyright laws.Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
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Friend, if only you had read and memorized the entire Bible you would have learned that Jesus' circumcision washed away our sins and we need only undergo "circumcision made without hands", i.e. spiritual circumcision. Too late now, I guess.
Colossians 2:11–12
11 In whom also ye are circumcised with the circumcision made without hands, in putting off the body of the sins of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ
12 Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with him through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead.
However, to give yourself the best chance of success in the afterlife, do both. THINK what will impress Jesus?Leave a comment:
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Understood Mayor Hold, and I definitely don't want to be thought a Jew! I thought of that, and then I learned, the percentage of circumcision rate in the US is 60% and that's a good 10% over the equidistant minority and who wants to be left in that? So now I'm like a normal American, and what could be more Christian than that?Leave a comment:
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Mr. Frottage, I see you got information from a legitimate Baptist site. Nevertheless, we must keep in mind circumcision is a Jew thing and we must be certain when it is practiced the person doing the surgery must be a credentialed Baptist.Leave a comment:
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I circumcised myself today!
Well I did it! I've been thinking about for a long time, and decided it was the right thing to do. Real men don't need that floppy useless piece of skin dangling off of their zizi. And thank you Landover for showing me how do it. I didn't want to pay out of pocket for something you can do yourself, and besides, only a wuss wouldn't do it themself.
No more stinky fromage down below, I was getting too many complaints on my Amazon delivery route of a lingering pungency when I delivered packages. Of course, it means I no longer can ferment food in that pouchy part, but we have to make sacrifices in life. I'm starting to feel like a real American and a real man. Nothing says manly like cutting parts of your junk off. How the uncivilized world must envy American men and that manmade scar where the rest of the dirty nozzle normally continues.
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