destroy the moon!

[eliot mayfield]

That austrian guvernator has a good idea. I think we should act on it:

Arnold Schwarzenegger has enraged female radio listeners after he cracked a joke about women 'bitching and whining'.
The 'Terminator' star, who is already being sued by a British TV presenter over an alleged sex attack, has now landed himself in more trouble after telling DJ Howard Stern that he had developed a cure for Pre-menstrual syndrome.
He said: "If we get rid of the moon, women, whose menstrual cycles are governed by the moon, will not get PMS. They will stop bitching and whining."

No be careful, I got this from a femaroid website:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/36692004.htm

But, think about how this would upset wiccans, Muslims, and werewolves.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: destroy the moon!

Seems those science people can't leave well enough alone and want to mess with God's plan so much as to move the Earth! They think it's hot now, wait until Satan gets ahold of these freaks!

Scientists have found an unusual way to prevent our planet overheating: move it to a cooler spot.

All you have to do is hurtle a few comets at Earth, and its orbit will be altered. Our world will then be sent spinning into a safer, colder part of the solar system.
This startling idea of improving our interplanetary neighbourhood is the brainchild of a group of Nasa engineers and American astronomers who say their plan could add another six billion years to the useful lifetime of our planet - effectively doubling its working life.
'The technology is not at all far-fetched,' said Dr Greg Laughlin, of the Nasa Ames Research Center in California. 'It involves the same techniques that people now suggest could be used to deflect asteroids or comets heading towards Earth. We don't need raw power to move Earth, we just require delicacy of planning and manoeuvring.'
The plan put forward by Dr Laughlin, and his colleagues Don Korycansky and Fred Adams, involves carefully directing a comet or asteroid so that it sweeps close past our planet and transfers some of its gravitational energy to Earth. 'Earth's orbital speed would increase as a result and we would move to a higher orbit away from the Sun,' Laughlin said

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/print/0,,4201561-102275,00.html

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: destroy the moon!

That austrian guvernator has a good idea. I think we should act on it:


No be careful, I got this from a femaroid website:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/36692004.htm

But, think about how this would upset wiccans, Muslims, and werewolves.

That shows you why Schwarzenegger is in exile out of the United States. PMS is part of God's punishment on women for letting their ancestress Eve damn humanity with snake bothering.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: destroy the moon!

That austrian guvernator has a good idea. I think we should act on it:

Brother, I advise caution in following any suggestion by Arnold the Barbarian. Consider the following:

• He is a Romanist and has married into that infamous Mary-hailing clan, the Shrivers.
• He made the lifestyle choice to be born in Old Europe rather than in God's favorite country.
• He won election in one of the bluest of the blue states, the People's Republic of Californication.
• He got his start in bodybuilding, a "sport" known for narcissistic sodomites. My unsaved accountant says that he even posed for homer magazines.

I think that we should stick with what the Bible says. When a woman's Aunt Flo comes to visit, she should be "put apart seven days." I've found that when it's that time of the month, your wife is much less of a bother when she's out in the garden shed.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: destroy the moon!

Seems those science people can't leave well enough alone and want to mess with God's plan so much as to move the Earth! They think it's hot now, wait until Satan gets ahold of these freaks!

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/print...102275,00.html

Wouldn't it be easier to move the sun further away from the Earth?

The Bible says it's a light in the dome of the heavens. Why not just push it back a bit?

And since when does the EARTH orbit the SUN? That's just being silly.

[MoonFlower]

Re: destroy the moon!

That austrian guvernator has a good idea. I think we should act on it:


No be careful, I got this from a femaroid website:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/36692004.htm

But, think about how this would upset wiccans, Muslims, and werewolves.

Why the hell would a women get offended by that? We DO whine and bitch a lot when we're PMSing...I tend to cry for everything. I think it's funny.

But we can't get rid of the moon...then what in world would I dance naked under???

Moon

[Hairy Homer]

Re: destroy the moon!

Why the hell would a women get offended by that? We DO whine and bitch a lot when we're PMSing...I tend to cry for everything. I think it's funny.

But we can't get rid of the moon...then what in world would I dance naked under???

Moon

then what in world would I dance naked under???

The bright noon-day sun? Get your exercise and a tan at the same time! I'm afraid I don't believe this Wicca stuff, but if you are really short of a place to romp skyclad, I would be prepared to help out and let you use my backyard. I'm afraid that I'd have to draw the line at any sacrificing of Christian babies to the Lord of the Goats -- or human sacrifices of any sort. Such are against my Secular Humanistic principles. Nor for that matter, I'm afraid, would sacrificing any of the neigbours' cats be acceptable, but any romping and dancing and leaping about would be fine.

[MoonFlower]

Re: destroy the moon!

How nice of you. Thanks for the offer but Landover had separated a small part of the woods behind the church for my skyclad activities. And dancing around skyclad in the sun would defeat the whole purpose of it all. We usually dance under the moonlight, not sunlight. But either way, I doubt anyone'll get rid of the moon anytime soon.

Moon