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  • Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

    This is hideous and vile. The story is only being posted so us men know what's really going on behind those doors. I have instituted a rule that the students here can no longer attend a doctor without myself witnessing all that goes on.

    While Dr. Stuart Meloy was working on a new device to treat chronic pain, he was surprised to discover it could also bring pleasure to his female patients.
    While Meloy, an anesthesiologist and pain specialist in Winston-Salem, was putting an electrode into the spine of a female patient with chronic back pain, the woman reported a decrease in her pain and a delightful, but very unexpected, side effect.
    "When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC News' Good Morning America. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'you're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!' "
    Meloy soon realized he may have discovered a device that could help thousands of women who have trouble achieving a bad thing.
    "The device is the use of a pre-existing device called a spinal cord stimulator," he said. "Instead of treating chronic pain with the stimulator, we're treating bad things dysfunction," Meloy said.
    In a surgical procedure done in his office, Meloy implants the electrodes from this device into the back of the patient, at the bottom part of the spinal cord. When the electrodes are stimulated with a remote control, the brain interprets the signal as an bad thing, he said. The device is about the size of a pacemaker and can be turned on and off with a handheld remote control.
    Meloy conducted a study of 11 women that he has submitted for publication to the Journal of the American Society of Anesthesiologists.
    "Six of them had never had an badthinggy before," Meloy said. "Five of them had and then lost the ability. The results were promising in my mind. We were able to stimulate 91 percent of the women, 10 out of 11."
    A 48-year-old woman who participated in the study told Good Morning America she lost her ability to achieve badthinggy when menopause hit. But she says the device, dubbed the thingamajigatron, allowed her to experience extreme pleasure once again.
    "Once we found the controls, what caused the stimulation to be greater … more pleasurable, that's when I saw the results. I did have badthinggy, and there were a couple of times that I had multiple badthinggies because of the stimulator," said the woman, who asked to remain anonymous.
    She said it was difficult to part with the thingamajigatron when the study ended.




    I shudder to think about this!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

    I wondered why Sister Thumper's "back pain" has taken so long to clear up....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

      Most Certainly, Brothers!

      And who but "doctors" teach "women" to "do" (as in "do" Drugs) those......KEGEL EXERCISES!!!

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      • #4
        Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

        Hmm, two Mexican maids have been complaining about a lot of back pain and going over to Ceder Falls because there is a "free clinic" there every Wednesday and Thursday nights. Sounds like they've been pulling a fast one on me. I've should have known something was up since they seem always so happy the next day.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • #5
          Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Hmm, two Mexican maids have been complaining about a lot of back pain and going over to Ceder Falls because there is a "free clinic" there every Wednesday and Thursday nights. Sounds like they've been pulling a fast one on me. I've should have known something was up since they seem always so happy the next day.
          It sounds as though you need to punish your slaves workers Bobby-Joe, I could do the job for a small profit...
          Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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            Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

            Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
            It sounds as though you need to punish your slaves workers Bobby-Joe, I could do the job for a small profit...
            Well thank you for the offer, but I tend to avoid having men doing this when the female staff are involved. They being such weak creatures and all depravity would result. There is this woman named Olga Beatalot in Des Moines who specializes in this I hire for this. She's kind of an odd dresser (who wears black leather in the morning?) but as long as no depravity happens Jesus is happy.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • #7
              Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

              Oh.my.GOD, upon Entering this thread again, I now see that I neglected the first time to notice that I was Coming into the Mens Room!

              Will they ever Forgive me?

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              • #8
                Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

                Where could I order one of these stimulators???

                Moon
                You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                • #9
                  Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

                  Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                  Where could I order one of these stimulators???

                  Moon
                  Yea, my wife would be much appreciative.
                  Not that i can't do the job myself, of course.

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                    Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

                    Originally posted by H.P. Crowley View Post
                    Yea, my wife would be much appreciative.
                    Not that i can't do the job myself, of course.
                    Well at least you have someone. I technically don't have in Landover I could just "do the deed with". They're all TC's and I'm Wiccan .... *sigh* so, yea, I need that little spinal stimulator machine. I wonder if ebay has it??

                    Moon

                    UPDATE: Ebay has it! http://cgi.ebay.com/Medtronic-Spinal...QQcmdZViewItem
                    You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                      Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

                      After reading that article, i,ve got that Motorhead song stuck in my brain.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

                        Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                        Well at least you have someone. I technically don't have in Landover I could just "do the deed with". They're all TC's and I'm Wiccan .... *sigh* so, yea, I need that little spinal stimulator machine. I wonder if ebay has it??

                        Moon

                        UPDATE: Ebay has it! http://cgi.ebay.com/Medtronic-Spinal...QQcmdZViewItem
                        Dear Lord! Our (men only) Promise Enforcers group has turned into an orgasm forum for women! Let me remind you gals that the biological function is for making babies for God's army. Only the rooster needs to get that funny feeling . . . I'd suggest you spend your money on a new vacuum cleaner and some scrub brushes!
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                          Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

                          I don't need any. BJ has all that at his house and he lets me borrow them if I need it. Besides, I haven't started going into detail or anything about my fabulous orgasms, so relax a bit Elmer. I was just interested in that stimulator machine.

                          Moon
                          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                          • #14
                            Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

                            What part of "Men only" is too complex for the female brain to grasp?
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              Re: Men, do not let your wife go to the doctors with "back" pain!

                              Originally posted by H.P. Crowley View Post
                              Yea, my wife would be much appreciative.
                              Not that i can't do the job myself, of course.

                              Toys aren't just for solo sex - they're also fun to play with together. You might find a few spots where you like her to use it on you!

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