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Guys I got outa bed last about midnight night to answer my door at the Holiday Inn and there stood Lola with a big piece of boysenberrie pie for me so I sure enough let her in and her pie was so good. But we didnt have no shaperone cause Marge was all ready in her room and now maybe I get what the shaperone is for anyhoo. She sposed a keep me and Lola from touchin one an other. Well when I couldnt a dropped a little piece a the pie in a worst place and I was right embarased about it and Lola she so good to me she run to the sink and come back with a warm wet cloth and she said we gotta be quick so it dont stain my pajamas. Well she got mosta the stain out but somethin else happened and like to scared me half to death. I was awful embarased even more but Lola she was so kind and she said its gonna be ok. Well me and her we was up most a the night and we never did remember we was sposed a turn the light off and it stayed on the whole night and I seen things I never seen before like ladybits and I was wonderin if that were a sin cause we forgot to turn off the light. I think we mighta made some other sins too but I read in this Godly forum where the lights sposed a be off and Im awful worryed that we got one more sin now to tithe for. Thanks.
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Re: I think I mighta sinned
While I am no pastor you have to ask yourself "what would Jesus do?" brother. You certianly don't read about Christ having sex with the lights on in The Bible. So I suspect you may have some apologizing to do to Jesus here.
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Re: I think I mighta sinned
I wonder how much a tithe Jesus would want for leavin the light on. Do you think it hed want the same amount every time. I mean just in case. Cause we got a little money now. Just curios is all.GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!
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Re: I think I mighta sinned
Brother, you have a credit card don't you? Don't compound a mistake by getting cheep on Jesus. He is giving you everlasting life.Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
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