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Re: Masturbation is handrosexual
Great news Brother James, I showed your post to my son, and retrieved a polish sausage from the frying pan and he said he completely understands now! Thanks for the advice it worked like a charm.
Originally posted by James Hutchins
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First comes doing it to yourself, then comes homerism.
My own son, I simply burned his hands by making him hold onto a large sausage that just came out of the deep fryer, explaining to him that it was the devil burning him for touching himself. I explained had God wanted him to do it, his hands would not of gotten burnt.
You cannot discuss things with a five year old other than about God. They simply will not understand. You must impress on them if they go against God, there will be consequences.
I could of never merely spanked my boy for the slap against God's Majesty©, I am not as much of a softie as Brother Dewitt.
My own son, I simply burned his hands by making him hold onto a large sausage that just came out of the deep fryer, explaining to him that it was the devil burning him for touching himself. I explained had God wanted him to do it, his hands would not of gotten burnt.
You cannot discuss things with a five year old other than about God. They simply will not understand. You must impress on them if they go against God, there will be consequences.
I could of never merely spanked my boy for the slap against God's Majesty©, I am not as much of a softie as Brother Dewitt.
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