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  • #151
    Re: Manly Jokes

    [QUOTE=MyAmazingMonkeyGod;797403]
    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


    Now, where in the bible does it say that you can treat her like (poop)?
    Where has a True Christian™ specifically said he would treat his wife like poop?

    And please don't confuse God's biblical instructions with your secular "morality" (sic).

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #152
      Re: Manly Jokes

      Originally posted by MyAmazingMonkeyGod View Post
      Now, where in the bible does it say that you can treat her like sh*t?
      What are you talking about? You have really missed the point. Letting woman get out of her place would be treating her like shit. I want her to go to heaven. Husband is the head of the wife and wife will submit to her husband. If it were not so, it would be against the will of God and she would not be able to enter the heaven. That would be treating wife like shit.

      Anyway, this is a Joke section. So if you do not posses thing called humor, then move along square, there is nothing for you to see here.

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      • #153
        Re: Manly Jokes

        Here I have a hilarious joke

        Funnyshit 1:25 Thou havth been a douche and Alphonse Alban Sucks Smyths Cock In hell

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        • #154
          Re: Manly Jokes

          So, you want her to go to heaven, so you make her do all the work while as you sit on your ass, drinking beers. Wow, you're sooooooooooooooo going to heaven with her.

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          • #155
            Re: Manly Jokes

            Originally posted by Fishsucker View Post
            Here I have a hilarious joke

            Funnyshit 1:25 Thou havth been a douche and Alphonse Alban Sucks Smyths Cock In hell
            I don't get it.



            Are you going to put the funny part in a subsequent post?
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            • #156
              Re: Manly Jokes

              Here I have more funny jokes:

              Things men can't do

              Scratch their ass

              Make a sandwich

              use the tv

              be responsible

              non laziness

              drive a car

              using their brain

              Peeing on the toilet

              keeping the house clean

              being nice

              I could post more but I'm a lazy bastard of a man like the rest of you

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              • #157
                Re: Manly Jokes

                Originally posted by Fishsucker View Post
                Here I have more funny jokes:

                Things men can't do


                Peeing on the toilet
                I admit I've never tried to pee on the toilet, I just pee in it, but I think I could pee on it if I wanted to. That wouldn't be very nice of me to do to my wife though, since she'd have to clean up the mess.

                Why do you hate women so much?

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                • #158
                  Re: Manly Jokes

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  I admit I've never tried to pee on the toilet, I just pee in it, but I think I could pee on it if I wanted to. That wouldn't be very nice of me to do to my wife though, since she'd have to clean up the mess.

                  Why do you hate women so much?
                  Brother Enoch, I believe it's because the devil worshipers show their weakness around women, who in turn spurn them for their foppish ways, and that engenders a reactionary hatred of women in general.

                  Sad.



                  YiC,

                  Zech
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                  • #159
                    Re: Manly Jokes

                    How many men does it take to open a beer?
                    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it



                    If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

                    Made her chain too long
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #160
                      Re: Manly Jokes

                      What do you call a pig crossed with a woman : me
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • #161
                        Re: Manly Jokes

                        Originally posted by a goth scum View Post
                        What do you call a pig crossed with a woman : me
                        What do you call a female goth?

                        A fucking slut.

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                        • #162
                          Re: Manly Jokes

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          What do you call a female goth?

                          A fucking slut.
                          haha, what do you call very christian on the planet?

                          wrong.
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • #163
                            Re: Manly Jokes

                            Originally posted by a goth scum View Post
                            haha, what do you call very christian on the planet?

                            wrong.
                            Don't worry, not everyone can tell a joke. Still, little consentration would not hurt you.

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                            • #164
                              Re: Manly Jokes

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                              Don't worry, not everyone can tell a joke. Still, little consentration would not hurt you.
                              tell a joke, generally people don't find sexism funny, but guess on this website it's the norm and that's why most people don't like you.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • #165
                                Re: Manly Jokes

                                Originally posted by a goth scum View Post
                                tell a joke, generally people don't find sexism funny, but guess on this website it's the norm and that's why most people don't like you.
                                Actually most people like us. It's just very small minority that comes to complain here.

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