[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Manly Jokes

I'm a woman and I am smart

No you're not. Unfortunately you're too stupid to realize you are an idiot. You might want to look up "ignorance" if that word hasn't too many syllables for you.

[James Hutchins]

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I think you guys need to stop being stupid, sexist, biggots! Women are just as good (If not better) then men. I'm a woman and I am smart, strong, I could take any of you homophobic, sexist gits in a fight. Seriously Jesus loved women equally to men and wouldn't be happy to hear your horrible comments, do unto others as you would have others do unto you right? Would you like to be the butt of some dumb jokes told by dirty old men, insucure about their status in life? And stop gay bashing too! Not cool. you must love your enemy and treat them with unconditional love and with kindm=ness, not cruelty and hate. Not cool christians Not cool

Being you are a raging femnazi, I know my opinion will fall on (typical) deaf ears. But how about what God has to say?

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

This means God wanted us to be entertained and have a help, IE, a cook and cleaner.

1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Learn from a man, but be silent, stop the incessant cackling.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.nt cackling!

Behave. Do what you are told.

[FallenAngel15]

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How are you any better than a male chauvanist?

Because I think men are equall to woman. I was slightly pissed off and annoyed at the sexism i read when i posted that.

How are you any different than an internet tough guy?

Because I am happy for anyone to come to my place 13 Bridge st New Brighton and try me

[FallenAngel15]

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Being you are a raging femnazi, I know my opinion will fall on (typical) deaf ears. But how about what God has to say?

This means God wanted us to be entertained and have a help, IE, a cook and cleaner.

Learn from a man, but be silent, stop the incessant cackling.

Behave. Do what you are told.

Honey I never do what anyone tells me especcially a man.
We make our own fates and I know if indeed christianity is correct (lol!) then i will go to hell (lol!) But if that means i lived MY life to MY values and beliefs then I'm happy with that.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Because I am happy for anyone to come to my place 13 Bridge st New Brighton and try me

I am married, whore.

[FallenAngel15]

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I am married, whore.

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
i was refering to the fact that some one said i wasn't up to fight any of you christians
EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! YUK, MAN SEX?!!??! EWWWWW

EWWWWW!!!!! YOU SICKEN ME!!!!!!!!

[Alphonse Alban]

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Honey I never do what anyone tells me especcially a man.

You are so naive that it is funny. As you are not clearly living in a cave away from any society, you can't make it through the day without following the rules.

You are just another worker bee and you follow many rules various men have made for you.

Following these rules of men makes worker bees like you happy.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Hey teenage dyke,

DO NOT post again in the men's section. You've already abused the report post function so you have one strike left against you.

Your best bet is to start getting on your knees and repenting from the harlot lifestyle since we can plainly see that the syphilis has already ravaged your brain and turned you into a babbling nincompoop.

[WinnerNotSinner]

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I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so the moment she walks through the door the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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I think you guys need to stop being stupid, sexist, biggots! Women are just as good (If not better) then men. I'm a woman and I am smart, strong, I could take any of you homophobic, sexist gits in a fight. Seriously Jesus loved women equally to men and wouldn't be happy to hear your horrible comments, do unto others as you would have others do unto you right? Would you like to be the butt of some dumb jokes told by dirty old men, insucure about their status in life? And stop gay bashing too! Not cool. you must love your enemy and treat them with unconditional love and with kindm=ness, not cruelty and hate. Not cool christians Not cool

Even though you're a woman posting in the manly jokes forum. I think your humour is impressive (for a woman).

[WinnerNotSinner]

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My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.


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My wife has been complaining for hours about toothache. She's been going on and on about the pain, and how much she's afraid of the dentist.

I'd had enough, so I got a pair of pliers, stood on her forehead and yanked the fucker out.

Let's see how much moaning she can do without a tongue.

[LaxativeBro]

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

women need to stay in the kitchen and make me a damn sandwich.

[Brother Helge]

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

women need to stay in the kitchen and make me a damn sandwich.

I don't think that you got it all correct there, but the punch line is all alright!

[Brother Enoch]

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I don't think that you got it all correct there, but the punch line is all alright!

I don't let my wife make my sandwiches anymore, she keeps using exotic spices. Belladonna, monkshood, hemlock - that sort of thing. I hate ethnic food.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So I took my (blonde) fiance Daisy Mae to her first football game the other night. After the game, I asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Like a fool, I asked her, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"