[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Manly Jokes

[QUOTE=MyAmazingMonkeyGod;797403]

Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


Now, where in the bible does it say that you can treat her like (poop)?

Where has a True Christian™ specifically said he would treat his wife like poop?

And please don't confuse God's biblical instructions with your secular "morality" (sic).

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Alphonse Alban]

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Now, where in the bible does it say that you can treat her like sh*t?

What are you talking about? You have really missed the point. Letting woman get out of her place would be treating her like shit. I want her to go to heaven. Husband is the head of the wife and wife will submit to her husband. If it were not so, it would be against the will of God and she would not be able to enter the heaven. That would be treating wife like shit.

Anyway, this is a Joke section. So if you do not posses thing called humor, then move along square, there is nothing for you to see here.

[Fishsucker]

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Here I have a hilarious joke

Funnyshit 1:25 Thou havth been a douche and Alphonse Alban Sucks Smyths Cock In hell

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: Manly Jokes

So, you want her to go to heaven, so you make her do all the work while as you sit on your ass, drinking beers. Wow, you're sooooooooooooooo going to heaven with her.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Here I have a hilarious joke

Funnyshit 1:25 Thou havth been a douche and Alphonse Alban Sucks Smyths Cock In hell

I don't get it.



Are you going to put the funny part in a subsequent post?

[Fishsucker]

Re: Manly Jokes

Here I have more funny jokes:

Things men can't do

Scratch their ass

Make a sandwich

use the tv

be responsible

non laziness

drive a car

using their brain

Peeing on the toilet

keeping the house clean

being nice

I could post more but I'm a lazy bastard of a man like the rest of you

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Manly Jokes

Here I have more funny jokes:

Things men can't do


Peeing on the toilet

I admit I've never tried to pee on the toilet, I just pee in it, but I think I could pee on it if I wanted to. That wouldn't be very nice of me to do to my wife though, since she'd have to clean up the mess.

Why do you hate women so much?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I admit I've never tried to pee on the toilet, I just pee in it, but I think I could pee on it if I wanted to. That wouldn't be very nice of me to do to my wife though, since she'd have to clean up the mess.

Why do you hate women so much?

Brother Enoch, I believe it's because the devil worshipers show their weakness around women, who in turn spurn them for their foppish ways, and that engenders a reactionary hatred of women in general.

Sad.



YiC,

Zech

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it



If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long

[a goth scum]

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What do you call a pig crossed with a woman : me

[Deaner]

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What do you call a pig crossed with a woman : me

What do you call a female goth?

A fucking slut.

[a goth scum]

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What do you call a female goth?

A fucking slut.

haha, what do you call very christian on the planet?

wrong.

[Alphonse Alban]

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haha, what do you call very christian on the planet?

wrong.

Don't worry, not everyone can tell a joke. Still, little consentration would not hurt you.

[a goth scum]

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Don't worry, not everyone can tell a joke. Still, little consentration would not hurt you.

tell a joke, generally people don't find sexism funny, but guess on this website it's the norm and that's why most people don't like you.

[Alphonse Alban]

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tell a joke, generally people don't find sexism funny, but guess on this website it's the norm and that's why most people don't like you.

Actually most people like us. It's just very small minority that comes to complain here.