[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Manly Jokes

Q: How is Rudy Giuliani like a fertilizer warehouse?

A: They both take a lot of crap, but America can't survive without them.

Brother you forgot the punchline: MAGA 2024.

[WWJDnow]

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Q: How is Rudy Giuliani like a fertilizer warehouse?

A: They both take a lot of crap, but America can't survive without them.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Manly Jokes

https://twitter.com/BW/status/1326878717487030272

"Never make an important decision without a woman at the table"


As an example, "Honey, would fetch me a sandwich? Us men at the table are making an important decision."

[Nobar King]

Re: Manly Jokes

Thanks, Dennis



Subject: Wife Missing




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Husband:
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!



Sheriff: Height?


Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.




Sheriff: Weight?


Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.




Sheriff: Color of eyes?


Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.




Sheriff: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.




Sheriff: What was she wearing?


Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.




Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in?


Husband: She went in my truck.




Sheriff: What kind of truck was it?


Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.





At this point the husband started choking up.





Sheriff: Take it easy sir,


we'll find your truck!!!

[Des]

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Q. What is the most dangerous place in the world?
A. A liberal woman's uterus.

Q. What do feminists use for contraception?
A. Their personality.

[Reaper42]

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How is deer meat cheep? The balls are under a buck. XD

[alooneymoron]

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How are women like airplanes?

They both have cockpits...

[Titus Templeton]

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A communist, a spy and a chinese walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.

[James Hutchins]

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Dude, the only reason I'm on this site is because I want to trigger your rage. Hope you get mad. And I'll make sure to break even more rules.

Your parents must be proud.

You cannot upset us, we are True Christians(tm). We know that God will resolve your pent up 'issues' when He send you to Hell!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?

Undocumented democrats.

[Ph0enix808]

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Want to hear a joke?

Obama

[alooneymoron]

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Heroin skinny?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Dude, the only reason I'm on this site is because I want to trigger your rage. Hope you get mad. And I'll make sure to break even more rules.

Thanks for the advice, man, but I don't want to die of laughter. Also they called me "obese whore of satan", which is funny 'cause I'm underweight.

This is a "Joke" thread, and all you've done is derail it - and it's frankly not funny. You post one more thing in this thread that is not a joke and you will be banned.

[MonicaMatei]

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Know what would really piss them off? Reading the Bible so you have half a clue of what Christianity really is. Yeah, they hate it when you do that.

Thanks for the advice, man, but I don't want to die of laughter. Also they called me "obese whore of satan", which is funny 'cause I'm underweight.

[Didymus Much]

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...Hope you get mad...

Know what would really piss them off? Reading the Bible so you have half a clue of what Christianity really is. Yeah, they hate it when you do that.