[MonicaMatei]

Re: Manly Jokes

Dude, the only reason I'm on this site is because I want to trigger your rage. Hope you get mad. And I'll make sure to break even more rules.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Manly Jokes

Calm down, I'm not a feminazi, and I can't cook. You know, not all women can do housework and stuff like that and not all men can be "manly", and also I know that I'm not welcome in this thread.😴

There you have it - admitting to micro-aggression, and you expect us not to be triggered?

[MonicaMatei]

Re: Manly Jokes

Calm down, I'm not a feminazi, and I can't cook. You know, not all women can do housework and stuff like that and not all men can be "manly", and also I know that I'm not welcome in this thread.😴

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Manly Jokes

I'm a woman. These jokes are manly.

Dear femnazi;

This section of the forum is clearly marked MEN ONLY. It doesn't matter to Jesus or me that you dress yourself up in men's clothing and run around calling yourself "Butch." God is not easily fooled by such tricks. Unless He blessed you with a tallywhacker (excuse my French), then you are not a man and therefore UNWELCOME in this thread.

Kindly go make a thread of your own in the "introductions" thread and tell us about your house cleaning tips and your pie crust secrets.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[MonicaMatei]

Re: Manly Jokes

I'm a woman. These jokes are manly.

[arthur frayn]

Re: Manly Jokes

Aren't they all coons?

Mohamadens = sand nigras.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Manly Jokes

What is worse then beeing black or a muslim?

Beeing a black muslim

Aren't they all coons?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Manly Jokes

What is worse then beeing black or a muslim?

Beeing a black muslim

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Manly Jokes

Because I know Jesus had and HAS a strong heart, I wish we would be more careful. Sometimes we have to look within, which is where our faith comes from.

HAHAHA! What a silly jest! Oh, boy the jokes in here can get pretty absurd, can't they?!

Here's another one...

What's the difference between negroids and snow tires?
Negroids don't sing when you put chains on them!

PRAISE GOD!

[Ph0enix808]

Re: Manly Jokes

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
b) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
c) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
d) Beer has never caused a major war.
e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
f) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
g) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
h) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
I) You can prove you have a beer.
j) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

"beer has never forced war on anyone" have you heard of "The Beer War of 1380"??

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Manly Jokes

Because I know Jesus had and HAS a strong heart, I wish we would be more careful. Sometimes we have to look within, which is where our faith comes from.

This statement seems contradictory to Ephesians 2:8, so I'd like to see any Scriptural support you can provide that this is true.

Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God.

Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Manly Jokes

Because I know Jesus had and HAS a strong heart, I wish we would be more careful. Sometimes we have to look within, which is where our faith comes from.

I am very sorry, Mr. Achaia but I fail to understand the joke. I do admit that I am man more familiar with the serious, utterly serious message of the Bible and Creation Science and, thus, this could be a deficiency from my part. Still, even the patriarchs knew when to laugh.

Genesis 12:12
Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?

Verily, God gave us laughter.



Seriously, though, I failed to understand the joke.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Achaia]

Re: Manly Jokes

Because I know Jesus had and HAS a strong heart, I wish we would be more careful. Sometimes we have to look within, which is where our faith comes from.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Manly Jokes

Top Ten Reasons YOU will burn in Hell:

1. You are a sinning idiot (James 2:10).
2. You are a sinning idiot (Deuteronomy 4:2).
3. You are a sinning idiot (Mark 16:16).
4. You are a sinning idiot (Genesis 38:9-10).
5. You are a sinning idiot (Exodus 20:7).
6. You are a sinning idiot (Matthew 12:32).
7. You are a sinning idiot (Romans 12:11).
8. You are a sinning idiot (Job 34:11).
9. You are a sinning idiot (Matthew 7:13-14).
10. You are a sinning idiot (Romans 3:23).


Enjoy Hell!

Amen brother. And that's no joke!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Manly Jokes

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus

Top Ten Reasons YOU will burn in Hell:

1. You are a sinning idiot (James 2:10).
2. You are a sinning idiot (Deuteronomy 4:2).
3. You are a sinning idiot (Mark 16:16).
4. You are a sinning idiot (Genesis 38:9-10).
5. You are a sinning idiot (Exodus 20:7).
6. You are a sinning idiot (Matthew 12:32).
7. You are a sinning idiot (Romans 12:11).
8. You are a sinning idiot (Job 34:11).
9. You are a sinning idiot (Matthew 7:13-14).
10. You are a sinning idiot (Romans 3:23).


Enjoy Hell!