[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Manly Jokes

Where were we.....Oh yea:

1. Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares? The important question is why is she not in the kitchen?

2. Why don't women need to drive?
Because there isn't a road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

3. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

4. Why are women's feet so short?
Enables them to get closer to the sink.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Manly Jokes

These joke are offensive to women. No real woman would find them funny.

ThinksDesign

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


PS. If I catch you in the MEN's ONLY section of this Godly forum again, I'll throw you into Quarantine. Think I'm kidding?

[Sammy The Penitent]

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Way to avoid her point. How do YOU justify this thread?

Hmmmm. I just read your Public Profile. Your quote:

Location
"In bed with my fag boyfriend"

Again, I quote from the Forum Rules,

"Promise Enforcers - Men Only! We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!"

YIC

[FreeFromBrains]

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Dear Mrs. SweatHog,

What is it about Men Only that you don't understand? Why are you here?

YIC

Way to avoid her point. How do YOU justify this thread?

[Sammy The Penitent]

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Who said I was married? You are very offensive: not very Christian.

ThinksDesign

Dear Mrs. SweatHog,

What is it about Men Only that you don't understand? Why are you here?

YIC

[Thinks Design]

Re: Manly Jokes

Dear Mrs. SweatHog,

If you are unclear about the Forum Rules, please have your husband read them to you....

Promise Enforcers - Men Only! We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!

YIC

Who said I was married? You are very offensive: not very Christian.

ThinksDesign

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Manly Jokes

These joke are offensive to women. No real woman would find them funny.

ThinksDesign

Dear Mrs. SweatHog,

If you are unclear about the Forum Rules, please have your husband read them to you....

Promise Enforcers - Men Only! We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!

YIC

[Thinks Design]

Re: Manly Jokes

These joke are offensive to women. No real woman would find them funny.

ThinksDesign

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Manly Jokes

Another joo joke:

Q: Why do joo men watch porn backwards?

A: They like to see the hooker give the money back.

[Paragon of virtue]

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!


Probably a repeat, but it's still funny.

[Sammy The Penitent]

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Q: What's the best advice to give a queer for AIDS prevention?

A: Sit down and keep your mouth shut.

[Paragon of virtue]

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A long story...

One day a barber was cutting the hair of a Catholic Priest. When he was finished the barber said, "No charge father..." The priest replied, "Bless you my son..." The next day, the barber found a basket filled with fruit, Italian bread, cheese and wine waiting at the front door of his shop. This gave the barber an idea. Later that day, a Baptist Preacher came inside and after his haircut was finished the barber said, "No charge today brother!" and the preacher replied "Amen, brother have a blessed day!". The next day the barber found a nice picnic basket waiting at his front door filled with fried chicken, biscuts, and mashed potatoes. He thought to himself, "This is too good to be true." Later that day, he styled the hair of a nigra televangilist from the local tv station and the barber said, "No charge brother Creflo" the nigra replied, "Sho nuff? The Lord, He do provide!" and the next day the barber found a line of about 50 nigras in front of his shop.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Joo jokes? I've got a million of them. At the last Pastoral Prayer Retreat in Tahiti these were making the rounds:

What language does a queer joo speak?

Heblew.



What's the difference between karate and judo?

Karate is a method of self-defense, and judo is what bagels are made out of.



I've got a million of these.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: "I have a large fortune...I am going to buy Citibank!"

Protestant: "I am very wealthy and I will buy General Motors!"

Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince. I intend to purchase Microsoft!"

They then all wait for the Jew to speak. The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says, "Gentlemen, I'm not selling."

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Manly Jokes

Hello Landover Baptist Church. Here is my joke:

Q: Why do colored people have big nostrils?

A: Because they have big fingers.

Thank you.

Rusty