[Zechariah Smyth]

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plagiarism

Ermagerd, yer so original!!!

[tedalmos]

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Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
b) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
c) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
d) Beer has never caused a major war.
e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
f) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
g) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
h) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
I) You can prove you have a beer.
j) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

[Basilissa]

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Rodrigo, how are you even a forum member, when you can't even speak proper English? You dumb ***insults removed***, I hope ***repulsive threats removed*** of AIDS you piffleing sell out.

Matthew 7:5, sweetie.

[tedalmos]

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Rodrigo how are you even a forum member when you can't even speak proper english you dumb ***insults removed*** i hope ***repulsive threats removed*** aids you ***more insults removed*** sell out

[Rodrigo]

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That is racism! We do not allow racism on God's favorite forum! Please refrain from doing so in the future!

Gracias, Hermano Cranky.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have one. a Mexican American and Chinese guy are on a boat. the Chinese guy throws out a bag of rice. the Mexican asks why did you do that? I have a lot of those in my country the Chinese guy said. The Mexican throws out a bag of tacos. the American asks why did you do that? I have a lot of those in my country the Mexican said. so the American throws the Mexican off the boat. why did you do that? the Chinese guy said. I have a lot of those in my country the American said. lol I love this joke.

That is racism! We do not allow racism on God's favorite forum! Please refrain from doing so in the future!

[arachnid]

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I have one. a Mexican American and Chinese guy are on a boat. the Chinese guy throws out a bag of rice. the Mexican asks why did you do that? I have a lot of those in my country the Chinese guy said. The Mexican throws out a bag of tacos. the American asks why did you do that? I have a lot of those in my country the Mexican said. so the American throws the Mexican off the boat. why did you do that? the Chinese guy said. I have a lot of those in my country the American said. lol I love this joke.

[Ph0enix808]

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Whats a Mexicans favorite sport?

Cross county

What do you call jews on an apple farm?
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apple jews

[Des]

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A Transatlantic flight is halfway across the ocean when the pilot makes an announcement.

"Ladies and gentlemen, due to a fueling error, we lack the fuel to make a landing at our present weight. As ghastly as it is, we must ask some of you to make an ultimate sacrifice in order to save the rest of the passengers. Some of you must jump from the plane, or else we will all crash and drown."

An uproar follows, prayers are thrown to heaven, and tears are shed. Finally a Frenchman stands up, yells "Vive la France!" and throws himself from the plane.

"That bought us a few more miles," says the captain "but we are still overweight."

A Brit stands, adjusts his tie, yells "God save the Queen!" and dives from the plane.

"Almost there." says the captain. "One more brave sacrifice should do it."

A mountain of a Texan sighs deeply. He stands, hitches his jeans up, adjusts his Stetson, bellows "Remember Gilead! Remember the Alamo!", grabs two Mexicans, and tosses them both out of the plane.

[YouRaiseMeUp]

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What did the penis say to the condom?

"Cover me, I'm going in!"

[tedalmos]

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what do you call a man who pretends who love god in order to make sexual advances towards young males

Pope Francis

Praise Jesus!!!

[Youth Minister Harry]

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What do you call a 5-man gay mariachi band?


Juan Direction!


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Praise God!

[Back against wall]

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My Name Is Staveros, I build boats. I am the greatest boat builder in all of Greece. My boats are sometimes worth $2,000,000. Do you think they call me Staveros the Boat builder ... NO!!!

My Name Is Staveros, I build houses. I am the greatest house builder in all of Greece. My houses are sometimes worth $25,000,000. Do you think they call me Staveros the house builder ... NO!!!

My Name Is Staveros, I build communities. I am the greatest community builder in all of Greece. My communities are sometimes populated with 250,000 people. Do you think they call me Staveros the Mayor ... NO!!!

My Name Is Staveros, I help to direct the head of Greece with decisions concerning our Country. I am the greatest advisory in all of Greece. My advice is life saving and prosperous. Do you think they call me Staveros the Presidential adviser ... NO!!!..... You Screw just one goat!........

[Herman Periwinkle]

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Last week I got a gun for my wife.

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Pretty good trade, huh?

.

[BrotherLarry]

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Did you know the apostles shared a Honda?
The Bible says they were all with one Accord.