[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Why don't you read the and , you worthless worshiping calflick?

As much as we all hate the cathlics, that's not a very funny joke.

Try something like this:

For a catholic priest, what's the worst part about having sex with 8yr olds?


A) getting the blood out of their clown suits

[Alan Roberts Jr.]

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Q: Who will introduce Landover Baptist Church to national broadcast TV?
A: John Walsh-he hosts America's Most Wanted.

Why don't you read the and , you worthless worshiping calflick?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Why do Jews have big noses?

Air is free.

[James Hutchins]

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Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is? Free ham.

[James Hutchins]

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The Pope calls his mother right after being elected Pope.
Pope: Hi mom, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Mother: What's the good news?
Pope: I've just been elected Pope.
Mother: What's the bad news? Pope: I have to move into an Italian neighborhood.

[James Hutchins]

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An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear have babies." He says.
One of the younger pioneers runs up and asks, "How'd you know that!?."
"I know these things," replied the Indian.
They continue their journey, and a little while later the Indian stops, points, and says, "deer tracks."
"How'd you know that!?" asks the young pioneer once again.
"I know these things."
After another hour of journeying, the Indian jumps of his horse and puts his ear to the ground. "Buffalo come."
"How'd you know that!?"
"Ear wet."

[James Hutchins]

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A little boy and a pedophilepriest are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,
"MisterFather, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."
The pedophilepriestreplies "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Little Rastus goes out to play and finds a tin of white paint. He pours this out and gets covered in the stuff. He returns home to a beating. As he goes to his room sobbing, he calls back, “I’ve been white for five minutes and I understand why white folk hate you nigras.”

[the unknown prophet]

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Women are like tea bags. You never know how strong one is until she's in hot water.

Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like blenders. You need one but you're not sure why.
Men are like commercials. You can't believe all they say.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

I would make a joke about Pastor Ezekial, but I can only make jokes about men on here.

And what are you doing in the Promise Enforcers - MEN ONLY! forum? The point of telling jokes it to get people to laugh at your jokes, and not at you. Your purpose in coming here was apparently the opposite, correct if me I'm wrong.

[Lannah Aikens]

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Hey,Friend. No need for such language

Fear of the queers is rational thinking for any good Christian Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination

As for the sexism, it helps to keep the women in line. we dont want women walking around thinking they have the same rights as men

anyway you really should introduce your self friend : http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Your Brother in Christ,
Samuel.B

So who keeps men in line, Samuel? Oh yeah, you don't know what a line is because your education doesn't go that far

[Lannah Aikens]

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Women are like tea bags. You never know how strong one is until she's in hot water.

Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like blenders. You need one but you're not sure why.
Men are like commercials. You can't believe all they say.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

I would make a joke about Pastor Ezekial, but I can only make jokes about men on here.

[the unknown prophet]

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Q) How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A) I don't know, all I know is that it takes fewer men!

[SamuelB]

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Excuse me pastor, I have a question, why are you such a sexist homophobic racist good christian?

Hey,Friend. No need for such language

Fear of the queers is rational thinking for any good Christian Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination

As for the sexism, it helps to keep the women in line. we dont want women walking around thinking they have the same rights as men

anyway you really should introduce your self friend : http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Your Brother in Christ,
Samuel.B

[SamuelB]

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Q: Do you wanna hear a joke?
A: Women's Rights.

Q: Why shouldn't women have driver's licenses?
A: There's no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

[Paragon of virtue]

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Another good one making the rounds:

The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

"No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."

...also the father spanked her after the incident and informed her husband, who also spanked her.