[rolledupboob]

Re: Manly Jokes

Thats not a very funny joke, either.

If you need some material, you should study this guy's act, he's a laugh riot:

Heard of Russell Brand??? Had a good word with the folks of westboro a while back. Now he knows humor, You got to learn from him man.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Manly Jokes

Who exactly uses that imbicile Freud to justify their actions?

The only justification I need is the Bible(KJV1611).

Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Oh yea (Sir)?? Funny how many members of this church use him to justify their vile actions.

Please post a specific instance of a True Christian(tm) using Freud to justify anything.

[rolledupboob]

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So, what is it - no doubt you are regurgitating something you picked up in graduate school. Let's face it, Freud (and to a lesser extent his sometimes companion Jung) were taking cocaine as well as prescribing it to their patients. How else could Freud come up with such theories as tallywhacker envy, and when it came to women all he could say to summarize 30 years of study was "Was will das Weib?". And then there was that bit about the cigar - which no one can seem to find any evidence of him having said it.

Oh yea (Sir)?? Funny how many members of this church use him to justify their vile actions.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Since all of you seem to enjoy Freud and Jung so much, might I point out that they said that men who objectified women as nothing but possessions were closet pansies? Just saying. Now this is food for thought

So, what is it - no doubt you are regurgitating something you picked up in graduate school. Let's face it, Freud (and to a lesser extent his sometimes companion Jung) were taking cocaine as well as prescribing it to their patients. How else could Freud come up with such theories as tallywhacker envy, and when it came to women all he could say to summarize 30 years of study was "Was will das Weib?". And then there was that bit about the cigar - which no one can seem to find any evidence of him having said it.

[Witch Hammer]

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Lol pastor. Er... Not very quick are we??? Lemme break it down for you. This........ is...... not....... a...... joke..... Did you get it Pastor?!

Thats not a very funny joke, either.

If you need some material, you should study this guy's act, he's a laugh riot:

[rolledupboob]

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What the hell kind of joke was that?

Lol pastor. Er... Not very quick are we??? Lemme break it down for you. This........ is...... not....... a...... joke..... Did you get it Pastor?!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Since all of you seem to enjoy Freud and Jung so much, might I point out that they said that men who objectified women as nothing but possessions were closet pansies? Just saying. Now this is food for thought

What the hell kind of joke was that?

[rolledupboob]

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Since all of you seem to enjoy Freud and Jung so much, might I point out that they said that men who objectified women as nothing but possessions were closet pansies? Just saying. Now this is food for thought

[Alvin Moss]

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Hey. This. Crosses. The. Line.
Son of a bitch, take that back. This is a place for mentally damaged people, like you, bastard. What kind of F U C K I N G place is this?
F U C K OFF, bastards sons of bitches.
Uh, and tell your daughter that the place she's working in it's not safe, she might not get paid for her work. I mean, that street corner is just too dangerous.
F U C K OFF FROM THIS F U C K I N G PLANET.
Save humanity from death. Kill yourselves.

Strong language is never appreciated.

[James Hutchins]

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Hey. This. Crosses. The. Line.
Son of a bitch, take that back. This is a place for mentally damaged people, like you, bastard. What kind of F U C K I N G place is this?
F U C K OFF, bastards sons of bitches.
Uh, and tell your daughter that the place she's working in it's not safe, she might not get paid for her work. I mean, that street corner is just too dangerous.
F U C K OFF FROM THIS F U C K I N G PLANET.
Save humanity from death. Kill yourselves.

My goodness! It certainly sounds like you have a bad case of anal demons.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[Scott Cole]

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Hey. This. Crosses. The. Line.
Son of a bitch, take that back. This is a place for mentally damaged people, like you, bastard. What kind of F U C K I N G place is this?
F U C K OFF, bastards sons of bitches.
Uh, and tell your daughter that the place she's working in it's not safe, she might not get paid for her work. I mean, that street corner is just too dangerous.
F U C K OFF FROM THIS F U C K I N G PLANET.
Save humanity from death. Kill yourselves.

Friend whats with the hostility's? Please remember that none of us have asked you to be here, you came here on your own free will. You cried about your abusive mother and your lack of social skills, none of us have provoked you what so ever Son. Please get right with Jesus and allow him to enter your body and soul to cleanse you of all the evil memory's you have of your terrible childhood. It truly saddens me to see you in such distress WE care about you! JESUS cares about you!

Get well soon friend!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Hey. This. Crosses. The. Line.
Son of a bitch, take that back. This is a place for mentally damaged people, like you, bastard. What kind of F U C K I N G place is this?
F U C K OFF, bastards sons of bitches.
Uh, and tell your daughter that the place she's working in it's not safe, she might not get paid for her work. I mean, that street corner is just too dangerous.
F U C K OFF FROM THIS F U C K I N G PLANET.
Save humanity from death. Kill yourselves.

Dear friend, I am not angry. I am glad God created you, even though you are choosing to burn in Hell with your family and friends because you love sin more than Him. I will pray that you stop defending sodomites and whores and start defending the poor defenseless baby Jesus instead.

God loves you, because He gave you an undeserved chance at salvation, even though you hate Him and His elect. Does your mother love you so much that she would temporarily die for you? It sounds to me like she would rather lie to you about everything. She lied to you about Jesus. She lied to you about who your father was (she pretended to know). Your mother doomed your eternal soul with her lies and her whoredoms.

I am your true friend. You should listen to me. Because all I am telling you is to listen to God's word, as preserved in the King James Bible.

[AnAtheist1]

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It's okay, son. I will still be here for you when you are done with your awkward adolescence. That is a father's job.
If you see your mother, tell her I love her too, and forgive her for cheating on me with anything that moves.

Hey. This. Crosses. The. Line.
Son of a bitch, take that back. This is a place for mentally damaged people, like you, bastard. What kind of F U C K I N G place is this?
F U C K OFF, bastards sons of bitches.
Uh, and tell your daughter that the place she's working in it's not safe, she might not get paid for her work. I mean, that street corner is just too dangerous.
F U C K OFF FROM THIS F U C K I N G PLANET.
Save humanity from death. Kill yourselves.

[Brother Larry]

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A pastor of the local Baptist church was walking by the home of one of his congregation when he noticed the man out on the front porch laughing and laughing.

"Share the joy, son," said the pastor. "What has made you so full of merriment?"

"Oh, I just had an argument with my wife," said the man, as he continued to laugh uncontrollably.

"But if you had an argument, why are you laughing?"

"Well, I told my wife to fix my supper and keep the kids away from me so I could pray and read God's Word. She said, 'I don't have to do what you say.' So I locked her in the bedroom along with my daughter, sent my son to spend the night with his grandparents, and here I am."

The two men spent the next hour laughing at the stupid woman's stupidity.

"Stupid women," said the pastor.

It's good to be male.